Thread: Jomtien Woaws Pub

I tried this bar for a couple of beers, in which there were 2 likely looking candidates for a tryout as Peterpans knob sitters, sadly they were more intererested in Playing pool than sitting on my fine piece of drilling appartus.
Well their loss, I had the sum of 1250 Baht to spend (my wife don't let me take the ATM card when I go to Patts) and they missed out, instead this horrible creature with fat legs wanted to try me out, she can go suck someones elses, even us old gits have standards to be observed.

As for other punters in the bar, there was this guy with almost no legs, from Wales, I imagine and then this yank with a black cat on his head, remains of a black cat anyway, thankfully he had it topped and tailed before he made the decision to use it as a hair peice. Then there was Brit who was very very proud of his new tatts because before he even sat down he removed his shirt so everyone could admire the fine expertise of Somchai the yaa baa dealer and part time tattoist.

^ Nice one PP... that's the kind of bar review I like.... Doesn't sound like the kind of bar I would like, but good review.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

... Champions agogo... can't afford knickers...

*cough*

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