^^I don't even remember what it was I was trying to get into now.
^^I don't even remember what it was I was trying to get into now.
I was good at that. Like the time I found some black powder amongst grandad's things and put it and some pebbles in a Pringles can. Thought the long kitchen match gave me enough distance. It didn't. Luckily I wore glasses or I'd probably be blind today. That was another trip to the doctor for Mother...and also to the eye doctor for a new pair of glasses. Probably the year after the knife in the knuckle. Was old enough to know better. Moral of the story, homemade cannons are a bad idea.
Showing a beer opener with a sharp tip that (instead of by a knife) helps me to lift up the lid, hence release the vacuum in the jar.
And showing also a clever "invention" for serving cucumbers (and olives either) that some jars are equipped (French or Italian?) with.
I do not like the French and Italian cucumbers, buying rather the German ones in Big C - very good sweet-sour taste - refilling them in the jar with the plastic platform (French or Italian?).
How to open a beer bottle with a chopstick
^ Good one. You try it first and let me know how it went
Years ago BIL was about to open me a beerlao with his teeth. Fortunately I stopped him. I had a Leatherman Skeletool for that. Since that trip I usually bring a few extra along as they make great gifts. It will clip to a belt loop or tuck in a pocket. Sure beats chipping a tooth.
They are about 60usd but in my opinion worth every penny. 420 stainless steel with a twenty five year warranty
You're looking at it all wrong. The carabiner loop with spring latch is the opener. Like I said it clips to a beltloop.
You see my friend I have tools at home but when I travel to the house in Laos I need a little comfort and this does it for me. I can strip wires, open bottles, screw and more importantly unscrew "stuff" not to mention filet of fish or homie if I have to.
They won't ship to California so those pansies are out of the loop. All the better as they may just wind up hurting themselves with a tool this sharp.
And yes, I bring them along and I give them away. It costs a bit at Lao customs but so what. I don't exactly keep score when I get there. The main thing is I make it back..
The pliers work great on Fish Hooks.
I know you all believe that fish just swim and breed...
I'm working on an album. The best of Bread ... ed fish.
I got it on paperback but the ink has run and the pages stick together. You know, like Dills 1980's playboy collection.
Real men use their arseholes to open stuck jars.
And they don't cry when the jar shatters into sharp shards in their shitter.
I saw it on teh internet.
^ reminds me of ...
What a bunch pussies. Nearly 50 posts from blokes whinging about how to open jars and beer bottles. If you start off with the right tools in life you don't worry about these issues. Sheeesh.
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