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    Help me contact Gordon Ramsay

    I have tried the IMDb database but I don't have a credit card and therefore am illegible for membership.

    The food in the Phillipines is utter utter shit.

    Sandra's brother dreams of being a chef.

    I need to make a TV show.

    Gordon Ramsay is a chef who makes reality TV shows and helps nurture young talent.

    See where I'm going with this? ...I have nothing to lose, and the young Pinoy certainly has nowt to lose.

    How can I contact him or his secretary/agent via email and get a response?
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    The food in the Phillipines is utter utter shit
    I once had some lovely sandwiches from a 7/11 in Manila. They were the best I've ever had in my life.

    Mind, it was about 3am and I was drunk. Actually, now I think about it I'm not even sure it was Manila?

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    Yep, it was Manila. I remember now. Got stopped by the Police for peeing in the street, offered a "instant fine" or "we'll have to take you back to the station to process you".

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    Cheers DD - here goes.

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    why dont you find a half decent chef and make the show yourself and make all the money rather than having to share the booty with some bloody tv cook like ramsay?

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    ^ A great unknown writer would not sell as many books as some talentless fuckwit like Lindsay Lohan would if she were to write a shit book - savvy?

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    yeah i understand......

    but wouldnt ramsay just say, 'its a nice idea, but i already have someone who makes films - and there must be thousands of filipinos who want to be a chef........'

    anyway good luck

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    Why not Jamie Oliver, who at least has a reputation for helping young people with zilch experience but dreams.

    As opposed to Ramsey, who has a reputation for telling kids with ambitions that they are fuckers.....and vomiting after he tries their food.

    Actually vomiting on camera is something you both have in common.


    ps I doubt Sandra's family expected the reaction ' I shall write to a celebrity chef and make a video'. They may like it better if you just give them a large amount of your savings to buy a cafeteria

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    I have tried the IMDb database but I don't have a credit card and therefore am illegible for membership.

    The food in the Phillipines is utter utter shit.

    Sandra's brother dreams of being a chef.

    I need to make a TV show.

    Gordon Ramsay is a chef who makes reality TV shows and helps nurture young talent.

    See where I'm going with this? ...I have nothing to lose, and the young Pinoy certainly has nowt to lose.

    How can I contact him or his secretary/agent via email and get a response?

    Well try this his official site is this Gordon Ramsay Home Page - Fine Dining in London it has an enquiries section where you can give your contact details ask a specific question and hopefully get a reply from his secretary/or agent .

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    cop to the murder of the little girl. tell'em you will only speak to gordon ramsey regarding the crime and the where abouts of the body. it will also get you out of the fucking ghetto (for a minute).

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian
    cop to the murder of the little girl. tell'em you will only speak to gordon ramsey regarding the crime and the where abouts of the body. it will also get you out of the fucking ghetto (for a minute).
    Won't work. Ramsey refused to help his own brother who's languishing in some prison somewhere.

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    the pressure on him would be horrific. crying parents, media, fat cops. fucking admit the murder. if they want the remains it's a half hour talking with ramsey or the kid rots.

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    I see Gordon Ramsey on the odd occasion i think he lives near where i work sometimes, if i see him i'll tell him..
    Don't hold your breath though

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    Carpaccio of Lancashire duck breast with toasted walnuts, beetroot and aged sherry vinegar dressing followed by Grilled Black Angus rib-eye chop with beef marrowbone and port wine braised shallots, green beans, walnuts and lemon and for dessert, vanilla panna cotta with pick Champagne rhubarb and shortbread.

    Moog may be onto something r.e. Jamie Oliver, I'll try him instead.

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    Phuket has now been graced with the presence of that prime fuckwit Keith Floyd. He now has a restaurant in the Burisari (sp) Hotel in Patong.

    Reminds me of a joke.

    What's the difference between Keith Floyd and a paper-chase run.

    A paper-chase run is a pant in the country, Keith Floyd is a...........
    Phuket - Veni Vidi Veni

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    Surely that's "a drunk in the pantry".

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    Well, the original joke uses Fanny Craddock (yes, it's that old).

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    Might try here Scampy.....

    Great Job Available





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    leave shirley out of this

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    I just watched that splendid movie Ratatoullie and apparently the secret to being a great cook is to pull a rat from the drains and stick it on your head. On you go Scampy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surr Burr
    Phuket has now been graced with the presence of that prime fuckwit Keith Floyd. He now has a restaurant in the Burisari (sp) Hotel in Patong.
    I met him once in 1997 in the green room at TFI Friday at Riverside Studios, he was very very shy.

    Maybe just sober.

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    ^In that case he probably had a massive hangover.

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    Is he the guy who did the US reality TV Show "Hell's Kitchen" ?

    I like him, it was quite funny how he would say "fuck" every 2 seconds and insult everyone in the room, including the customers (usually some American blonde bimbo groupie). He doesn't sound very british though with all the bad words.

    Is he a good chef at least ? How many Stars in the Michelin ?

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    I'm interested in where he got the scars on his face from but can't find out anywhere.

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