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    Peach Bum Pants Crack The Chinese Fruit Market

    Peach bum pants crack the Chinese fruit market | Fashion | The Guardian

    Media in China report that vendors are dressing peaches in tiny knickers to mark the upcoming Qixi festival



    Have you ever noticed that a peach looks a bit like a human bottom? Have you ever sought to draw attention to this fact by dressing a peach in a tiny pair of women's knickers? What do you mean "of course not, what a weird question"?

    A fruit vendor in Nanjing, China has started selling peaches wearing tiny pairs of knickers in celebration of the upcoming Qixi festival, the Chinese version of Valentine's Day. Kotaku.com reports that "the juiciest, most delicious peaches on Earth" (according to the Wall Street Journal) come from Yangshan in Wuxi, an area famous for its lingerie and garment industry, and the peaches' panties were put on "by hand" as opposed to by some kind of fruit-dressing robot.

    According to the report, which cites several Chinese news sources, the vendor chose the suggestive name "Ripe Fruit" and sells them in silk or chiffon-lined boxes of nine, which will run you a pricey 498 yuan (about 48).

    It also says the fruit vendor in question claims to have applied for a patent on panty peaches as they are none too pleased that fruit vendors elsewhere in Shanghai are also sexualising their produce. They are even filing for infringement with the intellectual property bureau, which seems fair enough. It's hard to believe fruit vendors all just happened to realise the potential profit margins of peaches in thongs at the same time.


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    " split the peach "

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    Once you've eaten the peach you can sell the used undies to the Jap bloke down the road.

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    I caught myself accidentally peering up the jacksy of that last pic.

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    Any skid marks?

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    That skilfully placed 'heart' covers it up if so.

    Typical!

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    Builders bum visible on a few of those. Careful Cy you might start a trend for weird folk jizzing on peaches.

    Peaches and cream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille
    Media in China report that vendors are dressing peaches in tiny knickers to mark the upcoming Qixi festival
    Don't let it ever be said again that the Chinese aren't on it

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    Here is some useful advice, offered in the hope that other members do not have to endure a grazed bell end.

    How to Pit Peaches and Nectarines
    The key to pitting these fruits is a light hand -- you'll want to keep the soft fruit bruise-free and intact, while getting that stubborn pit out. Here's how:
    • Wash the fruit under cool running water and pat dry with paper towels.
    • Using a sharp paring knife, slice into the stem end of the fruit until you reach the pit. Rotate the peach around the paring knife so that you're cutting the fruit all the way around the pit into two halves.
    • Set down your knife. Grasp one half of the fruit in each hand and gently twist the halves in opposite directions. The halves will separate, and the pit will remain in one of the halves. (Note that the pits of some nectarines may be particularly clingy, making it difficult to pry the fruit into two pieces. If this is the case, cut the nectarines into smaller sections, cutting them away from the pit as you go.)
    • Use your paring knife to loosen the top and bottom of the pit from the fruit. At this point you can usually use your thumb and forefingers to remove the pit from peaches. For nectarines, use the tip of the knife to pry the pit from the fruit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille
    Have you ever noticed that a peach looks a bit like a human bottom?
    Never.

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