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    Just Eat!

    Britain: it may be a whirlwind of unrelenting work and, dare I say, wanking, but it is possible to choose from an eclectic range of cuisine and get it delivered to your doorstep as a result of the consumer being too fucking fat to waddle up the road to the chippie.

    I've found a cracking website called Just Eat - they apparently forewent adding a strap line reading; "Because you're a fat, idle kunt" which has possibly worked in their favour.

    Before me, if I just minimize the 'Cougar getting smashed up the shatter' video, is a list of possible options for tonight's supper.

    Indian

    Chinese

    Mexican

    Pizza

    Lebanese

    Caribbean

    KEBABS

    Pie and chips


    Decisions, decisions...

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    It's great. Living in London means I get some odd stuff. Had some nice Russian food last weekend. Such an underated cuisine

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangsitRiot
    Had some nice Russian food last weekend
    Nice bit of Goulash?

    Not gonna be so adventurous. I've gone the kebab route, again.

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    Be rude not too...


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    That looks bloody fantastic!! I hankered for a mixed chicken with doner meat the other night, only to to realize after several drunk mouth fulls that some of the chicken meat was curried. WTF? More dodgy is the fact that the kebabs are made out the back instead of the meat being cut from the freshly cooked stuff.
    Rip off wankers, never eating from there again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
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    Fucking hell. I would eat it all and then fuck the cartons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebbu
    I would eat it all and then fuck the cartons.
    Unfortunately the boxes can only withstand moderate interaction with the penis. I was just finding my stride when the material lacerated my bellend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rebbu
    I would eat it all and then fuck the cartons.
    Unfortunately the boxes can only withstand moderate interaction with the penis. I was just finding my stride when the material lacerated my bellend.
    You should have took shorter whithnalstrokes

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    Bastard. Ban this food porn.

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    Raconteur, wit, bon vivant and bicycle owner. Now adds food critic to the list.

    Don't you miss the old motosai and dodgy massage shops mate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RangsitRiot
    Had some nice Russian food last weekend
    Nice bit of Goulash?
    Pretty sure Goulash is Hungarian, Slap.

    Borscht for Russian. And 10,000 other varieties of cabbage dishes.

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    dID YOU ANSWER THE DOOR IN YOUR PYJAMAS ?

    they never seem to travel well, chips


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    Fat Bastid!

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    You fat fibber.
    That's the same lot you posted 6 months ago, must be well off by now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Pretty sure Goulash is Hungarian, Slap
    Well, it's in that kind of direction. I should've gone for Vodka on toast. Sure to be a Russian favourite.



    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    Don't you miss the old motosai and dodgy massage shops mate?
    Very, very much so.




    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    dID YOU ANSWER THE DOOR IN YOUR PYJAMAS ?
    NO, BOLL! I ANSWERED THE DOOR IN MY UNDERPANTS!



    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Fat Bastid!
    Yes - but I had cycled 40 miles during the day so I'm allowed to be fat. What? Don't even understand any logic behind that.




    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    That's the same lot you posted 6 months ago, must be well off by now..
    Posted that just after I'd ordered my dinner; just to rev up the taste buds. No fabrications involved. Only change was that there was no mint sauce on the kebab which I specifically requested in the 'Note to the chef' section, and the breaded mushrooms were replaced with jalapeno poppers.

    I had cheese and crackers and three cans of Polish lager too.

    We of the large of paunched persuasion have a reputation to uphold.

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