Britain: it may be a whirlwind of unrelenting work and, dare I say, wanking, but it is possible to choose from an eclectic range of cuisine and get it delivered to your doorstep as a result of the consumer being too fucking fat to waddle up the road to the chippie.
I've found a cracking website called Just Eat - they apparently forewent adding a strap line reading; "Because you're a fat, idle kunt" which has possibly worked in their favour.
Before me, if I just minimize the 'Cougar getting smashed up the shatter' video, is a list of possible options for tonight's supper.
Indian
Chinese
Mexican
Pizza
Lebanese
Caribbean
KEBABS
Pie and chips
Decisions, decisions...