Where's the shopping then Slap or are you waiting til 9pm to join the old dears on the bargain hunt?
Where's the shopping then Slap or are you waiting til 9pm to join the old dears on the bargain hunt?
^ I shall be shopping at around 2pm - although there's a pub opposite Waitrose so I'll see you next Thursday.
I won't wait up then
Swing her around and upload the you tube vid here first like the Romanian guy.
Better still. do a drunken shop on an empty stomach. That should curtail your lust for salads,sardines and other fudgenudgeresque consumables
Go into the pub opposite Waitrose, drink, find an attractive women and ask her for help - give her 30 pounds and ask her to do a weekly shop at Waitrose for you, then wait to see what she brings you...
Good ideas.
But I shan't be letting intoxication get in the way of what promises to be the best shopping I've ever done in my life.
Watch this space - things are about to get seriously tasty.
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Where were they bought?
If in Thailand, I'd say 1150 baht.
1900 baht
1,542 baht.
Mmmmm.... kippers.
Explain how that's a weekly shop though? I see 2 meals, sex toys and 2 breakfasts.
Is Betty stopping over?
Even meals only.
No. I reserve the rights to defile that cucumber.Originally Posted by Dillinger
Great guess by the way shopper slap, 'twas 197.78 ringgit, judging the shrapnel left in my right pocket
Should rename this game cook is poof and be done with it.
Originally Posted by Necron99Black pudding is most definitely not a poof.Originally Posted by somtamslap
That's a lightweight shop, just under 20 squids, say 18 pounds and 94 pennies.Originally Posted by somtamslap
I agree. Slaps, do you like to wear a skirt while speaking in a French accent? We have a new word, and just wondered if you qualify...Originally Posted by somtamslap
Where did the word originate? Link please.Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Noted, Betsy.Originally Posted by Bettyboo
D44, with a bit of help from me and Stoker...Originally Posted by somtamslap
It's all in the name:
"Black pudding, bubble and squeak and a fried egg with mustard sauce"
can be sold for 4 times as much when described thus:
"Pan-fried black pudding served with a poached egg on a bed of lightly crushed pan fried organic vegetables and a mustard cream sauce".
You can then treble that price by adding to it:
"Seared and pan-fried black pudding (from locally sourced, ethically reared Gloucester Old Spot) served with a (free range) poached quails egg on a bed of lightly crushed pan fried organic vegetables. Served with and a mustard cream sauce and garnished with organic pea shoot leaves".
Why is a southern poof eating a common northern dish?
Heart of Gold and a Knob of butter.
Mm mmm! Gonna start chomping into my shopping I think.Originally Posted by chassamui
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