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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    ^ Rigged. Pair of avocado & olive eating shifters.....
    The bill was 24 quid and 85 pence.

    Slapper paid with his usual currency of nine bob notes.

    How many did it take, and what change did he recieve?

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    I cannot believe that after signing up for waitroses online shopping and registering and then copying slaps shopping list into their search box and then doing an online shop for said items that I could still be £3 over . And to then get pipped to the prize yet again by KW ? Something fishy here and it ain't al limone . This waitrose that you use is it situated in tower hamlets by any chance ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Little did I know that your gastronomic tendencies flash on "gay".
    I have a decade's worth of being drunk to compensate for. Apparently redemption starts with fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcy
    al limone
    Seriously Malc - next time you're in Waitrose, seek out the limone. You shall not be disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerandpizza View Post
    Microwave.pie?

    How retarded is that. Pies are dead easy to make. Micriwave meals r for seriously.old.or handicapped
    Typing coherently is a bitch, eh?.

    The reds are from me by the way. Enjoy.

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    ^ and that is an excuse exactly why retard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerandpizza View Post
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    ^ and that is an excuse exactly why retard?
    So you have never used a smart phone and you are a grammar queen

    Your application for the currently vacant spot of "board fucktard" has been noted. Lets see:

    1. Opinionated fucktard? Check.
    2. Illiterate tosser? Check.
    3. Major douche? Check.

    Well, you are qualified, but it is a tight field. I will get back to you, but you are definately in the running.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerandpizza View Post
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    ^ and that is an excuse exactly why retard?
    So you have never used a smart phone and you are a grammar queen

    Your application for the currently vacant spot of "board fucktard" has been noted. Lets see:

    1. Opinionated fucktard? Check.
    2. Illiterate tosser? Check.
    3. Major douche? Check.

    Well, you are qualified, but it is a tight field. I will get back to you, but you are definately in the running.
    You must have really low esteem
    You probably mean "self esteem", but good try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
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    ^ and that is an excuse exactly why retard?
    So you have never used a smart phone and you are a grammar queen

    Your application for the currently vacant spot of "board fucktard" has been noted. Lets see:

    1. Opinionated fucktard? Check.
    2. Illiterate tosser? Check.
    3. Major douche? Check.

    Well, you are qualified, but it is a tight field. I will get back to you, but you are definately in the running.
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    I just want the chance to use a bigger porridge bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
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    ^ and that is an excuse exactly why retard?
    So you have never used a smart phone and you are a grammar queen

    Your application for the currently vacant spot of "board fucktard" has been noted. Lets see:

    1. Opinionated fucktard? Check.
    2. Illiterate tosser? Check.
    3. Major douche? Check.

    Well, you are qualified, but it is a tight field. I will get back to you, but you are definately in the running.
    He's have to be pretty fucking good to push out the longstanding Pikey incumbent.

    Beerandpizza, are you a Pikey? Bogan? Do you live in a trailer by any chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcy View Post
    I cannot believe that after signing up for waitroses online shopping and registering and then copying slaps shopping list into their search box and then doing an online shop for said items that I could still be £3 over . And to then get pipped to the prize yet again by KW ? Something fishy here and it ain't al limone . This waitrose that you use is it situated in tower hamlets by any chance ?
    One of the unexpected benefits of a vibrating nokia 1100 in the rear it interferes with the baggie area

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    P.S. slap great tucker save some for me or is it all for your greek bf except last 4 items in the baggy area

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    I have a decade's worth of being drunk to compensate for.
    Two decades of double the abuse should see to that.

    Start with a bit of brown sugar

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerandpizza View Post
    How sad being so angry at strangers. You must be miserable.
    Now, where have we seen that line before?

    Welcome back. New nick, new opportunities. Have fun.

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    20.50 quid. Might have been cheaper at Tescos you Amart Croydonion.

    Bugger............I meant about 24.85. Toolate as usual. The above quote was for Tescos or the CoOp

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcy View Post
    I cannot believe that after signing up for waitroses online shopping and registering and then copying slaps shopping list into their search box and then doing an online shop for said items that I could still be £3 over . And to then get pipped to the prize yet again by KW ? Something fishy here and it ain't al limone . This waitrose that you use is it situated in tower hamlets by any chance ?
    It's the fukcing delivery charge that's what fooked me quote ! Now I have to explain to the mrs why I have gone all Marc Almond when that load of gay shite gets delivered ! Except for The fish al limone ( quite looking forward to that in a manly butch sort of way )

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    P.S. slap great tucker save some for me
    I'm banking on you bringing a few litres of ya-dong over, Dave. BANKING ON IT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcy
    Except for The fish al limone
    You are going to love it, Malc. The al limone has since become a winner at work.

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    Converting that into Swiss Francs, for that shopping list I would probably pay around the same price. But, i don't like liver and i don't have a microwave.

    At Christmas i got the biggest jar of Branston Pickle in Sainsburys for One Quid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    But, i don't like liver and i don't have a microwave.
    You could fry it, Patsy.



    I hope that helps...

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    Yuck!!

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    I'm thinking we could start a thread up where slap goes shopping for his effeminate ingredients and then we have to cook up some shit with it . A bit like ready steady cook with that loveable negro chap Ainsley Harriot or that buxom wench Fern Britton . Obviously slap would have to produce the receipt so that we didn't all have to rush out and buy caviar and lobster or spend an entire week trying to make something out of 12 cans of the best Belgium wife beater but it could be fun .

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    ^ I'm in.

    Shopping day tomorrow.

    Watch this space!

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