Can somebody, and I quote, 'Cook the man some fucking eggs' please.
Can somebody, and I quote, 'Cook the man some fucking eggs' please.
It amazes me how eggs prepared differently can taste so different.
Fried eggs, different to boiled eggs different to omelette eggs and poached eggs having a very distinct flavour.
Hmmm. This thread's rather like the first eights seconds of this video...
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Young chip will likely end up being gay i reckon, pan seared venison with a mango glaze, What the fucks all that about eh?Originally Posted by somtamslap
Hello, my name's Betsy and i'm 10 from some Arab Country. Today i shall be cooking a roast leg of goat with a cadbury sauce and a delicate side dish of overly sugared creamed rice. With a pan seared marshmallow topping.
^ha bloody ha, patsy!
I love this show, and watched all the junior series as well.
They are coming out with a Canadian master chef this year as well. I'll have you all know I applied for the show... or was that the Amazing Race.
Anyhoo.. the eggs I cook are from a powder mixed with water, but I add veggies to make an omelet. I'll take a pic at some point.
powdered egg?!! Sad sad sad.
You'll never win a cookery competition if you've never seen a real egg in real life.
You'll also never win a cookery competition if you don't cook any fucking eggs.Originally Posted by patsycat
It's breakfast time.
Cook an egg people.
I've seen Missie's cleavage. There is no need for her to cook anything, she's already a winner!
I'll fertilise her eggs.
Who's Missie and where are my fucking eggs?Originally Posted by charleyboy
Anyhoo.. the eggs I cook are from a powder mixed with water, but I add veggies to make an omelet. I'll take a pic at some point.[/QUOTE]
facking hell, we used to get served that shite at hmp earlstoke. gross i tell you
I humbly submit for the academy's consideration.
Classic fried eggs on toast.
Sorry, forgot the garnish.
A filthy big chunk of dead cow,
And...
Then....
I will spare you pics of the empty plate but suffice to say,
It looked like a herd of bulls had gang raped a flock of chickens in a bakery...
Burp....
Its a good effort but Mr Slap has set extremely high standards.
I am going to give you a numpty award,yokes are not in the middle of the egg white.
Toast looks like it was cooked in the sun and the butter melted on it at the same time.
Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!
And the toast.Originally Posted by Necron99
Thats fried egg on bread.
Extra points for the Chang though.
^^
nowt wrong with that necron
Get a lighter then.Originally Posted by Necron99
Sorry necron, that looks gross to me. The egg looks good, but not the sandwich. I'm not a huge red meat eater. Good effort though!
Will be posting my omelette soon....
It'll be crazy to know that watered protein eggs aren't so bad.. lol.
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