The Thailand Forum

The Thailand expat forum for Travel, Lifestyle and Fun.



Welcome to the TeakDoor.com The Thailand Forum.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view some discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us

TeakDoor Advertising Rates

Forum Home Donate Arcade Chat Room Gallery Blog Mark Forums Read
Go Back   TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum > Food and Restaurants in Thailand and Recipes from around the World > Food and Drink
Home Register TD Links FAQ Members List Calendar Weather Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Food and Drink Thailand is a culinary paradise, but don't keep it hidden. Tell all where the best food is to be found, the best bars, the best Thai Restaurants & Western restaurants as well as which cockroach infested flea pits to avoid. So tell us about your dining experiences in Thailand, be it breakfast, lunch or dinner.


Thai Dating  Savile Row Fashion Bangkok

Advertise on TeakDoor

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 21-07-2013, 04:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
splendid and tremendous
 
somtamslap's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 02:16 PM
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Down on the farm
Posts: 10,058
somtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expat
Saturday night snack-attack

My 50 inch television currently boasts something like 10 billion channels. I don't like it. It turns what should be a relaxing past time into a painstaking process of agonizing decision making.

There's seldom any excellent television on, you see. Which is quite fucking feat considering the monumental tally of programs to choose from.

No, the standard of television offered on Sky is generally just acceptable, meaning that I usually turn it off and watch Dexter on my laptop. I've got the hots for his sister. She has a habit of effortlessly provoking the onset of furious masturbation.

This evening however, the Television Gods appear to be smiling upon my little corner of the globe.

8-9pm: Tour de France highlights

9-10.30pm: Family Guy TRIPLE BILL

10.30-11.00pm: American Dad

11 - TBA: Jessica Bangkok POV Facial

A solid four hours of televisual feasting deserves to be complimented with first class fodder, you'll surely concur.

Some Mexican, I fancy. Prepared by my own fair hand.

First we have the ingredients for Slap's Special Salsa; read, any vegetable in the fridge: tomato, radish, spring onion, peppers, jalapenos, garlic, salt, pepper..



Put in a bowl, add some oil and vinegar, mix like crazy..

Next, scatter some corn chips evenly on a microwave safe plate and pour some stuff containing kidney beans over them.



Add more chips, the salsa, a few more jalapenos, and some grated cheese..



Now here lies a quandary. You can either waste 10 minutes of your life by putting them in the oven, or zap them in the microwave for 90 seconds. Not really a quandary at all really is it.

Two minutes later you should be sat in you favourite chair filling your face with premium snack food and beer...




Bon appetite...
somtamslap is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Thailand Company Registration
Gods of Thailand
Bangkok Escort
Old 21-07-2013, 04:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
ลึกลับ
 
Rural Surin's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 07:15 PM
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: ท่าคันโท
Posts: 26,995
Rural Surin has disabled reputation
Lovely, Slap!

Square plates....how fashionably 80s.
Rural Surin is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 06:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
Thailand Expat
 
Dillinger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 6,568
Dillinger Thailand ExpatDillinger Thailand ExpatDillinger Thailand ExpatDillinger Thailand ExpatDillinger Thailand ExpatDillinger Thailand ExpatDillinger Thailand ExpatDillinger Thailand ExpatDillinger Thailand ExpatDillinger Thailand ExpatDillinger Thailand Expat
Was the dog still there at 11pm, when you were knocking up your second serving of Slaps special salsa ?
Dillinger is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 06:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
Neo
Dislocated Member
 
Neo's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 06:25 PM
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Nebuchadnezzar
Posts: 5,402
Neo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand Expat
Dexters sister..? Blokey
Neo is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 02:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
splendid and tremendous
 
somtamslap's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 02:16 PM
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Down on the farm
Posts: 10,058
somtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expat
^ She's a nymph. She loves cock. She's a rambunctious vixen in the sack. She's my kind of a gal..
somtamslap is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 02:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
Mid
Nautical Member
 
Mid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 45,847
Mid Thailand ExpatMid Thailand ExpatMid Thailand ExpatMid Thailand ExpatMid Thailand ExpatMid Thailand ExpatMid Thailand ExpatMid Thailand ExpatMid Thailand ExpatMid Thailand ExpatMid Thailand Expat
Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
zap them in the microwave for 90 seconds.
nuked cheese , Neanderthal .
Mid is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 02:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
Thailand Expat
 
klong toey's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 06:06 PM
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 2,893
klong toey Thailand Expatklong toey Thailand Expatklong toey Thailand Expatklong toey Thailand Expatklong toey Thailand Expatklong toey Thailand Expatklong toey Thailand Expatklong toey Thailand Expatklong toey Thailand Expatklong toey Thailand Expatklong toey Thailand Expat
Hope you got a dishwasher quavers and a couple of beer less mess after the snack.
klong toey is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 03:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
Thailand Expat
 
bsnub's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 06:32 PM
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Seattle
Posts: 5,271
bsnub Thailand Expatbsnub Thailand Expatbsnub Thailand Expatbsnub Thailand Expatbsnub Thailand Expatbsnub Thailand Expatbsnub Thailand Expatbsnub Thailand Expatbsnub Thailand Expatbsnub Thailand Expatbsnub Thailand Expat
Nice one slap. Did you leave the misses in loas?
bsnub is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 06:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
purrfect
 
patsycat's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 03:21 PM
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Geneva
Posts: 4,378
patsycat Thailand Expatpatsycat Thailand Expatpatsycat Thailand Expatpatsycat Thailand Expatpatsycat Thailand Expatpatsycat Thailand Expatpatsycat Thailand Expatpatsycat Thailand Expatpatsycat Thailand Expatpatsycat Thailand Expatpatsycat Thailand Expat
Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
^ She's a nymph. She loves cock. She's a rambunctious vixen in the sack. She's my kind of a gal..
They were married in real life.
patsycat is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 06:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
R
 
Necron99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Nahkon Sawon
Posts: 8,332
Necron99 Thailand ExpatNecron99 Thailand ExpatNecron99 Thailand ExpatNecron99 Thailand ExpatNecron99 Thailand ExpatNecron99 Thailand ExpatNecron99 Thailand ExpatNecron99 Thailand ExpatNecron99 Thailand ExpatNecron99 Thailand ExpatNecron99 Thailand Expat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo View Post
Dexters sister..? Blokey

Horsey even....
Necron99 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 07:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
splendid and tremendous
 
somtamslap's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 02:16 PM
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Down on the farm
Posts: 10,058
somtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expat
Listen. I don't care if she's bloke that looks like a fucking horse! She rocks my fucking world!
somtamslap is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 11:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
Neo
Dislocated Member
 
Neo's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 06:25 PM
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Nebuchadnezzar
Posts: 5,402
Neo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand ExpatNeo Thailand Expat
with a fake beard and a strap-on
Neo is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 21-07-2013, 11:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
splendid and tremendous
 
somtamslap's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 02:16 PM
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Down on the farm
Posts: 10,058
somtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expatsomtamslap Thailand Expat
^ Somewhat risque.....but I like it........
somtamslap is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Register Forum Home Donate FAQ Members List Calendar

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

TeakDoor Advertising Rates

All times are GMT +7. The time now is 08:35 PM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.5.2 PL2
Copyright 2005 - 2013 by TeakDoor.com
Page generated in 0.18931 seconds with 22 queries