The Egg Mayonnaise Memoirs

**Cujo** · 26-04-2013, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Necron99

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by Humbert

Any sandwich engineered to intentionally annoy people with farts cannot be gay.

There is that.

I thought farts were like pheromones or perfume to pooves?

And then there's that.

**Makmak456** · 26-04-2013, 10:55 AM

add a handfull of finely diced onion

**Humbert** · 26-04-2013, 10:57 AM

^I thought he already added spring onions. He's not making onion mayonnaise.

**MissTraveller** · 26-04-2013, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Real men are fat and smelly. Poofters are skinny and smell like blossom.

lol.......quite the logic you got going there.

**somtamslap** · 26-04-2013, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by Necron99

I thought farts were like pheromones or perfume to pooves?

Not the time I'm a brewing. These could fell a poofter at fifty feet.

**ralphlsasser** · 27-04-2013, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by Koojo

Is miracle whip mayo?

Miracle Whip is mayo in the southern US. Mayo is for the Yanks. Wouldn't even mention mayo where I come from.

To just add to Slaps recipe, add a spot of Mousterd, chopped onion, sweet pickles and of course a small amount of the juice, and some lettuce on toasted bread. YUM< YUM

**Grower** · 27-04-2013, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by ralphlsasser

Miracle Whip is mayo in the southern US.

That may well be; but has no basis in reality (it's a regional thing).

I like both, so I have no dog in the fight between Mayo and Miracle Whip; just clarifying.
Hell, anybody tasting both knows the difference...

**Humbert** · 27-04-2013, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by ralphlsasser

Miracle Whip is mayo in the southern US

I lived in Atlanta for several years and didn't know that. Misskit - we need you to weigh in.
Margerine is to butter as Miracle Whip is to mayonnaise.

**Grower** · 27-04-2013, 08:27 PM

Oh please; margarine? Utter shite!

**Makmak456** · 27-04-2013, 08:39 PM

Parkay

**ralphlsasser** · 28-04-2013, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Humbert

Originally Posted by ralphlsasser

Miracle Whip is mayo in the southern US

I lived in Atlanta for several years and didn't know that. Misskit - we need you to weigh in.
Margerine is to butter as Miracle Whip is to mayonnaise.

Margerine similar to butter? No way. Margerine is nothing but chemicals. It's just one step from plastic in the chemical make up. Has no taste or the calories, so it can't be good for you.

**ralphlsasser** · 28-04-2013, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by Makmak456

Parkay

Parkay? Now you're getting sickening.

**nigelandjan** · 28-04-2013, 02:50 PM

That looks a decent sarnie Somtum ,, but ( green veg material ?? ) in your sarnie ??

You sure no one,s hacked your TD account ?

**somtamslap** · 28-04-2013, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

but ( green veg material ?? ) in your sarnie ??

You'd be surprised Nige. I eat almost as healthily as you do. Up until my wife started baking her own bread that is.

**Humbert** · 28-04-2013, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by ralphlsasser

Margerine similar to butter?

I guess you missed my point that they are both subsitutes for the real thing.

**ralphlsasser** · 29-04-2013, 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by Humbert

Originally Posted by ralphlsasser

Margerine similar to butter?

I guess you missed my point that they are both subsitutes for the real thing.

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