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    I am in dire straights

    This morning I went to the fridge to get my morning fix and the kids had raided the last. My day is ruined, I am now deep in withdrawal, the shaking and cramps have set in, I can't concentrate. Already phoned the Embassy to see if they had emergency stocks, but they won't help, the selfish bastards keep it all for themselves. How am I going to get through the day ?

    All my Vegemite is gone !
    There canít be good living where there is not good drinking

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    trying times indeed

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    We're going to get through this (although others haven't)...

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    You could always try the men's alternative; Marmite. Or aren't you man enough?

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    damn. i thought peterpan was finally admitting to be mark knoplfer.

    instead its a thread about that off-spec marmite

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    erm,

    1. you havent run ur finger around the inside of the jar yet, at least one slice of bread there....

    2. PLAN AHEAD ! I always keep 2 or 3 jars for that very reason!

    having said all that my sympathies go out to you!




    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    You could always try the poof's alternative; Marmite. blah blah blah ?

    not even worth responding to really

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    ignore!!!
    Last edited by keda; 27-03-2007 at 10:27 AM. Reason: KW beat me to it!

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    you live in Udon for fok sake I am sure someone sells it there if not hop on you electric wheel chair and zip on down to Nong Khai and get some from the Kiwi with a Aussie passport at the friendship bridge

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    That vegemite/marmite from ozzy land can be eaten by the spoonfull.

    Try that with the mans yeast extract and you will find your nose burning and your stomach complaining.

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    He is a traitor in two respects
    1. Kiwi with ozzie passport, what did he have to do to get that ? Lobotomy?
    2. The foul perverted bastard only sells Marmite, Off with his balls !

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    1. Kiwi with ozzie passport, what did he have to do to get that ? Lobotomy?
    No Kiwis dont need it to get a Aussie passport they are born ready



    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    2. The foul perverted bastard only sells Marmite, Off with his balls !
    Maybe try the Aussie bar

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    I dont have a problem getting vegemite as I take it from work

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    I prefer it in the tube, can eat it without getting ya fingers all dirty.

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    Yea, stuff in a tube is good idea, I wish they could put pussy in a tube, save getting your fingers all messy before dining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    2. The foul perverted bastard only sells Marmite, Off with his balls !
    Blimey an Aussie (Assie/Kiwi - whatever...) with taste! Whatever next?!

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    ^An English cook ?

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    ^ Nah! We're all chefs mate.

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