Tonight's Supper

[somtamslap]

Having spent the morning sourcing appropriate ingredients for this evening's meal, I was delighted to include this in my purchases..

Mm mmmmmmm

Deeeee-licious!

[somtamslap]

^ What's in the bowl?

And why, for extra points..

[Davis Knowlton]

^Octopus or squid. Because it's not in the ocean. What do I win?

[somtamslap]

^ Negative, Davis. Look closer.....if you dare!

[Fuzzy Bob]

Soil? Worms?

[Davis Knowlton]

^ Negative, Davis. Look closer.....if you dare!

Fuck if I know then. Sure looks like a tentacle on the left side.

[Marmite the Dog]

What's in the bowl?

Dirt.

I presume you'll jazz it up a bit with some leaves and twigs?

[somtamslap]

Soil? Worms?

I can see your reasoning behind this, Bob..but you are incorrect.
One must delve deep into the mind of a peasant to happen upon the right answer.

[Davis Knowlton]

Snails?

[sabaii sabaii]

Is t a worm or the foreskin of a water buffalo?

[somtamslap]

Dirt.

There is no dirt present in the bowl.

I presume you'll jazz it up a bit with some leaves and twigs?

Well, obviously. Only a philistine would opt to omit the asthetics.

[somtamslap]

Snails?

Nein!

Is t a worm or the foreskin of a water buffalo?

Non!

Can someone get it right please, cause I'm running out of ways to say no.

[Fuzzy Bob]

Mashed up rat? Nyet?

[Dan]

Something rotten/fermented?

[Davis Knowlton]

Guess that delicious tentacle-looking thing could be a delectable rodent tail......

[somtamslap]

Mashed up rat?

- You're red hot, Bob!

Guess that delicious tentacle-looking thing could be a delectable rodent tail......

Great team effort, chaps. Another TD victory...



A magnificent field rat - courtesy of the poacher and his rubber band powered rifle.

[somtamslap]

Now. What was old Rudyard the Rodent festering in and for what purpose?

[Davis Knowlton]

Well done, Bob!

[Davis Knowlton]

Now. What was old Rudyard the Rodent festering in and for what purpose?

Nam Pla. Cuz everything goes better with it.

[somtamslap]

Nam Pla. Cuz everything goes better with it.

Nada, Davis. But I suppose it is part of the cooking process.

[withnallstoke]

A magnificent field rat

It's a baby you murdering bastard.

[somtamslap]

It's a baby you murdering bastard.

Large fucker isn't it. Do you wanna come round for tea?

[withnallstoke]

Do you wanna come round for tea?

Would you be offended if i decline your kind offer?

Are you going to shove a stick up its arse and barbeque it?

[nidhogg]

Dear God.

I shall happily tuck into my fried chicken breast and mashed potatoes tonight, and thank my lucky stars for my good fortune.

[isanmick]

Mashed up rat?

- You're red hot, Bob!

Guess that delicious tentacle-looking thing could be a delectable rodent tail......

Great team effort, chaps. Another TD victory...



A magnificent field rat - courtesy of the poacher and his rubber band powered rifle.

I'm usually pretty daring but I think on this occasion I would settle for the watermelon.