Plant Features

**dirtydog** · 21-10-2005, 05:22 PM

Well today was quite busy, what with the land office and also having to goto Sri Racha, anyway heres some nice pics of the garden of the office I had to goto.

**dirtydog** · 21-10-2005, 05:23 PM

**dirtydog** · 21-10-2005, 05:26 PM

May give you a few ideas for your own gardens.

**Marmite the Dog** · 21-10-2005, 07:43 PM

I used to be a landscape gardener....

**dirtydog** · 21-10-2005, 07:48 PM

yes yes marmite, we know, then you done a 2 day course and became a teacher

**klongmaster** · 06-01-2006, 09:07 PM

actually DD he wants to be a rooter...but he realises that it requires more than just a short course

multiple visits to Jom to learn at the feet of the master are required

so can you give us a progress report?

**dirtydog** · 07-01-2006, 03:15 AM

alas mrs marmers has banned him from the dds course of sexually stimulating women, yep he will have to resort to foreplay used by Aussies, "Brace yourself Sheila".

**forreachingme** · 11-01-2006, 10:29 AM

I would really be pleased to have this one in my garden

**dirtydog** · 05-02-2006, 08:14 PM

well I know this aint a plant, but at one time it was a tree and now it is a seat and chairs

**Dougal** · 05-02-2006, 10:37 PM

From the series "What to do with an old tree stump'

Number 7 - The wash basin and vanity mirror.

**dirtydog** · 17-02-2006, 06:11 PM

Actually they make some nice stuff out of the old tree stumps, have to have a look round tomorrow in my travels.

Reading through the thread it seems I spend a lot of time at land offices

anyway here is a nice corner feature at the land office in Satahip where we had to arrange another bribe, still it does get things sorted out instantly rather than waiting 6 weeks

**Smeg** · 24-02-2006, 09:46 AM

^ It looks as if they ran out of funding for the wall at a critical point in the project.

**dirtydog** · 24-02-2006, 04:00 PM

ahhh, I assume a car hit that bit and they didn't repair it

**lom** · 24-02-2006, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

ahhh, I assume a car hit that bit and they didn't repair it

M guess is that it was kept together with the normal mixture of Thai concrete - that is 80% sand and 20% cement

**Smeg** · 24-02-2006, 04:30 PM

How does that pink brick colour mix with Hyundai Red DD?

**dirtydog** · 24-02-2006, 05:58 PM

I cant remember the last time I used my car, actually I dont know why the fok I bought it, but hell it is sexy, it's probably best that I sell it before I kill ppl with it I suppose, I really have a problem with driving normally, I got to beat the cnuts, and i do

**Marmite the Dog** · 25-02-2006, 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

but hell it is sexy

No it isn't.

**Eliminator** · 25-02-2006, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Actually they make some nice stuff out of the old tree stumps, have to have a look round tomorrow in my travels.

Reading through the thread it seems I spend a lot of time at land offices

anyway here is a nice corner feature at the land office in Satahip where we had to arrange another bribe, still it does get things sorted out instantly rather than waiting 6 weeks

I would like to hear more about the "BRIBE" part of this.

**dirtydog** · 25-02-2006, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by lom

M guess is that it was kept together with the normal mixture of Thai concrete - that is 80% sand and 20% cement

Actually Thais normally mix nearer 50 50, but the bricks don't bond that well.

Originally Posted by Smeg

How does that pink brick colour mix with Hyundai Red DD?

My car is sexy red, bricks aint.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

but hell it is sexy No it isn't.

Yes it is bstard

Originally Posted by Eliminator

I would like to hear more about the "BRIBE" part of this.

This is the gardening section, please try to stay on topic, this is your final warning

only kidding, actually it was just a bribe to get them to come out and stake out some land the next day, Pattaya we normally bribe them to come out the same evening to stake out land, it's either that or you have to wait 6 weeks.

**Eliminator** · 25-02-2006, 09:28 PM

I understand, it was in JEST, no coruption in Thailand, jing jing, toxin told me so.

**Smeg** · 26-02-2006, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by Dirtydog

Originally Posted by Smeg

How does that pink brick colour mix with Hyundai Red DD?

My car is sexy red, bricks aint.

But I know what its like getting a BJ whilst driving (aint never fcuking paid for one tho), hence I was referring to the pink brick-coloured scratch down the red paintwork.

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