Burying your Pets

**dirtydog** · 01-09-2006, 05:28 PM

Ok, we agree that goldfish just get flushed down the toilet, but what about your faithful dog, what will you do to him when he kicks the bucket and goes to the great chasing the cat's place in the sky?

My main dog is now about 8 years old, got a few grey hairs already, ok not as many as me but he has a few which my girlfriend pulls out for him to keep him looking his best, got to keep the bitch happy and attracted to him

anyway I reckon that all being well he has about 5 years to live, Rottweillers don't have such a great life span as other dogs

so I have decided that when he dies he shall have a budhist ceremony, yep the full works, nice coffin, pall bearers etc, 3 days stuck in the temple with his best portrait on top of the coffin, loads of Monks praying for him and all that palaver, obviously when the small white fluffy dog dies that can just be slung in a hole and covered up.

I realsie that my main dog isn't budhist but he doesn't actually know that so he wont mind, anyway what the fok else can you do with a dog that weighs 60 kiloes?

Here is a nice article from the pattaya mail.

Patcharapol Panrak
A funeral was held on August 22 for an elephant said to be 104 years old, with monks called in to say prayers at the graveside and a rush on the buying of lottery tickets containing the numbers 104.
Pang Dokmai, long renowned for her great age, passed away quietly at about 8 a.m. August 22 at Nong Nooch Tropical Garden, where she was being treated at a 200-rai area set aside for the care of ailing elephants.
Nong Nooch director Kampol Tansatcha and staff arranged for Pang Dokmai’s immediate burial, digging a grave of 4 x 4 x 4 meters with a backhoe and inviting four monks from Nong Chabtao Temple to pray and perform funeral rights.
Pang Dokmai had been a star at Nong Nooch Tropical Garden for many years, having been one of the first to provide a service there for tourists.
Mahouts and staff gathered at the graveside as the backhoe lifted Pang Dokmai to her final resting place, and bananas, sugar cane and flowers were placed in with her. A herd of some 20 elephants nearby were heard to trumpet loudly as a sign of grief during the funeral.
On a more corporeal level there was a rush on lottery tickets bearing the numbers of the deceased elephant’s age, punters hoping 104 will prove to be auspicious during the next draw.

**ChiangMai noon** · 01-09-2006, 06:54 PM

i buried a cat a couple of weeks ago.
nice little thing, mauled by the killer dog from down the road.

it upset me terribly, can't imagine how bad I'll feel if one of my retrievers snuffs it.

I will probably pay a person to do the burial.

**barbaro** · 01-09-2006, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Ok, we agree that goldfish just get flushed down the toilet, but what about your faithful dog, what will you do to him when he kicks the bucket and goes to the great chasing the cat's place in the sky?

Ping ma.

**William** · 01-09-2006, 07:05 PM

i live next to a klong, so this problem is sorted in about 30 seconds

**ChiangMai noon** · 01-09-2006, 07:06 PM

you think you've got problems.

**dirtydog** · 01-09-2006, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by William

i live next to a klong, so this problem is sorted in about 30 seconds

I am not chucking my baby into some poxy Klong you whore

**William** · 01-09-2006, 07:17 PM

^ don't know why not mate. I told the missus, "anything happens to me, put me in a plastic bag and throw me over the wall"

she looked at me for a few seconds and said, "you're too fat, better go on a diet"

**dirtydog** · 01-09-2006, 07:20 PM

Yeah but thats you, your a lawyer unloved by anybody, we are talking about my baby here

anyway I told my galfriend she can just dump my dead body in the sea.

**Bluecat** · 01-09-2006, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Ok, we agree that goldfish just get flushed down the toilet, but what about your faithful dog.

I do not agree with that.
Not much difference in between the goldfish and your faithful dog.
Just a perception.
One licks you, the other one does not.
But well, basically, they're the same.
And so are we, by the way...

**bradthai** · 01-09-2006, 10:35 PM

when it does happen dd, be ready for the empty nest syndrome. if he can mount the bitch one more time, keep one of the pups.
cheaper than buying another one.
serious. had 5 or 6 dogs. when Sid died swore that was it. 2 weeks later .
say hello to doug.he's slowly filling the hole. left by doug, for any of you sickos.

**Stocky** · 01-09-2006, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

but what about your faithful dog

How about a BBQ for you Korean neighbours?

**dirtydog** · 01-09-2006, 10:44 PM

I will breed them even if it comes down to getting the vet to sort it out with artificial insemination, probably keep 2 boy pups and buy another bitch as our bitch aint so good temperamental wise, she is great in everyway but over protective of the house.

**Bluecat** · 01-09-2006, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Stocky

Originally Posted by dirtydog

but what about your faithful dog

How about a BBQ for you Korean neighbours?

You've got to get it fresh.
Korean go with the dog to the barbecue and just hammer it on the site before burning the hairs with a flame.
Sometimes the dog is not 'fully' dead yet, so it is not exactly a painless process.
But well, to come back to the original question, dead meat is dead meat, not interesting for the Korean, Chinese and quite a few Thais.
So you can bury it...

**Gallowspole** · 03-09-2006, 06:41 PM

I thought dogs here had special places of rest - the side of the road.

**Spin** · 03-09-2006, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

obviously when the small white fluffy dog dies that can just be slung in a hole and covered up.

**Gerbil** · 03-09-2006, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Old Codger

Originally Posted by dirtydog

obviously when the small white fluffy dog dies that can just be slung in a hole and covered up.

It's usually best to whack 'em with a shovel first, just to make sure they're not faking it.

(Actually, I've left instructions for the same treatment for me when I kick the bucket - don't fancy being bunged in the oven if I happen to be in some weird coma or something)

**dirtydog** · 03-09-2006, 10:43 PM

Gerbils just get flushed down the toilet aswell unfortuneately

**Gerbil** · 03-09-2006, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Gerbils just get flushed down the toilet aswell unfortuneately

Oh bugger, got to edit my will again to allow for that

**benbaaa** · 04-09-2006, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

anyway I told my galfriend she can just dump my dead body in the sea.

She told me she was gonna push you off the balcony and slip the cops 500 to call it suicide. Now sign that damn will, damn you.

**Spin** · 04-09-2006, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

I thought dogs here had special places of rest - the side of the road.

Yep, i once saw a dog that had been hit by a car in Korat that was lying dead on its back with its four legs straight up in the air. Rigor Mortis had set in....it was one of the funniest things i had ever seen and i only stopped laughing when i realised the battery was flat on me moby and i could not get a photo.

I had stopped the car and was doubled over laughing at this dog, the missus could not see the funny side of it at all. And they call us aliens in Thailand.

**Scooter** · 14-09-2006, 07:34 PM

My Thai Soi dog bounced off the front of a 4x4 last week right in front of the wife and I . Awful sight. We buried him at the side of the road behind a stall where we sell corn on the side of the raod.A way back I hasen to add.The wife made a stupar for him.It keeps her content and it reminds me everyday that these roads are fucking dangerous!

**DrAndy** · 15-09-2006, 04:11 PM

If you are sure your beloved pet and companion is dead....

one of the nicest ways to remember him/her/it is to bury him/her/it nice and deep and plant a tree on top

if it is a fruit tree, all the better

**Postman Pat** · 19-09-2006, 09:46 PM

Buried my best mate (5 y o Rottie) under his favourite mango tree, facing the living room where he used to keep watch on everybody.

Word to the wise - get one of those tick prevention collars. My dog went from a 60kg hero to a 30kg dead skeleton in about 6 weeks after he got some blood disease from the ticks (same as the American GI dogs in the Vietnam War).

I fucking hate ticks.

**obsidian** · 19-09-2006, 10:30 PM

dont they have taxidermists in thailand? stuff the mutt...er, rather, stuff it one last time.

**dirtydog** · 20-09-2006, 04:15 PM

They have taxidermists here in Thailand, I have a stuffed ant eater, but they didn't do a very good job of it

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