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UpTooYou · 15-11-2009, 02:29 PM

What we do is set off a chain of fireworks for about five minutes, then cut loose with the shotguns. The fireworks gives some light and hides the sound of the shotguns! Or mix some local moonshine with honey and bird seed or whatever they are eating, then cut loose with the shotguns.

Davis Knowlton · 15-11-2009, 03:26 PM

^^Wouldn't hardly be worth the effort. Once you popped off the heads, gutted 'em and defeathered and defeeted 'em, one of them would barely fill a teaspoon. Kinda like blue crabs, more trouble than they're worth.

DrAndy · 15-11-2009, 03:28 PM

leave them alone, they were there first

typical bloody humans, want to scare/kill anything that infringes on their territory

BobR · 15-11-2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mellow

Read various articles which suggest putting out a decoy which resembles an owl, or another type of predatory bird. Never tried it myself, but they claimed that it worked.

I've seen many plastic owls on buildings in America to scare other birds away, but Thai birds might be more smart.

UpTooYou · 15-11-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

leave them alone, they were there first

typical bloody humans, want to scare/kill anything that infringes on their territory

That what you do here Dr Andy! Cull any post/thread that infinges on your territory!

superman · 15-11-2009, 06:35 PM

Get a few of those kids hand held wind toys and stick them in the ground where they land.

zubber · 15-11-2009, 11:06 PM

air rifles are ok in the PI so just use them for target practice .they will soon get scared when they see their comrades bodies lying around .i shoot crows ,magpies and squirels in my back garden .good fun

The Fresh Prince · 15-11-2009, 11:52 PM

Cant the dogs just scare them off?

superman · 16-11-2009, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by zubber

i shoot crows ,magpies and squirels in my back garden .good fun

I'm sure the "crows, magpies and squirrels" are elated are too ?

vinlyn · 16-11-2009, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

leave them alone, they were there first

typical bloody humans, want to scare/kill anything that infringes on their territory

I agree with you Andy!

somtamslap · 16-11-2009, 07:52 AM

Spray the fuckers with bullets

DrAndy · 16-11-2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by UpTooYou

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrAndy

leave them alone, they were there first

typical bloody humans, want to scare/kill anything that infringes on their territory

That what you do here Dr Andy! Cull any post/thread that infinges on your territory!

I don't have any territory here, this is not real...

what the fuk are you going on about?

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