Thread: Poll: How much trouble am I in?

I don't want to over dramatise it. But it was nice knowing you and we will make sure you get a good send off after the funeral service. Glad I'm not in your shoes, there is a slim chance that she will come back from the temple in a serene mood and just ignore you with the silent treatment for a month or two.

Rule no 1.Do as the Thais , make it her fault in a firm but slightly aggressive manner....no matter what.It sounds like it may be to late for this now though.....you're fucked!

I'd clear the house of cutlery and anything that is heavy enough to be a dangerous projectile, while you still can.

Life as a eunuch has a plus side.

Let us know what it is.

not wishing to seem heartless. betty can I have your linguistics books if you don't make it?

shall we have some more polls the most likely mode of death and the most likely official cause?

I reckon Mr Slaps might steal this idea for a chapter in his short story book... It's amazing how little nothings on a Sunday afternoon can turn into a localized family-orientated Hiroshima...

Fuckety fuck fuck Boo, What have you done?

Fully expecting a R.I.P. under your username by tonite.

You are so fucking dead!

humm. talking about japan. why not simply behead the gardeners, use the bodies as fertiliser in the new herb garden and show her their heads when she asked you how it all happened.

Mods: Can some kind mod move this thread from Farming And Gardening to Obituaries? Thanks.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

After I had completed my patheticness, there was a 10 second pause where I could hear her breathing getting heavier and more erratic; towards the final few seconds I said her name two or three times. Then the phone went dead.

Oh My Buddha.

It's a shame I'm off out fishing and to watch the Manc derby. It would have been fun seeing what time your computer gets logged out at.

All the Best Betty, hope to see you later


If I were you, I would start Googling for gardening centres in Bangkok

Betty, just a thought. you have laid the foundations and floors of your new house haven't you

I can't believe you surrendered and admitted all, you, you, French person, you. Au revoir, Mme Boo.

^ it's what I've seen Thais do when they are really in the shit, thought it might work. But, maybe the slightly aggressive denial that Thais do would've been a better option, as per LC's suggestion - too late now.

Originally Posted by hazz

why not simply behead the gardeners

Funnily enough, or not, they are relaxing, feet up (quite literally), under a tree, drinking a bottle of beer - job well done...

If the missus gets home before the landlord picks them up then that sight will just add insult to injury, won't it!

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I would start Googling for gardening centres

If she was western, yes. But, herbs from her hometown can only be found in her hometowm, you know that. Good luck Man C.

Originally Posted by hazz

you have laid the foundations and floors of your new house haven't you

No.

^I wouldn't bother going to the building site until they are, even if by some mirical you survive tonight.

I've got a new aviator for you:



I have an idea. tell her that for such an unlucky think to happen to her whilst she was making merit at the temple, clearly shows that she has built up some serious levels of bad karma and this incident was simply the universe telling her that she need to goto a jungle monastery immediately for 1 or 2 weeks to become a nun to restore her karmic balance before something far more serious happens.

I can go and get her a ticket for the overnight train from sam sen station to udon tini tonight if you like. leaves at 9pm, she can be at that famous temple where that famous monk died last year for 8am tomorrow morning

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Funnily enough, or not, they are relaxing, feet up (quite literally), under a tree, drinking a bottle of beer - job well done...

If the missus gets home before the landlord picks them up then that sight will just add insult to injury, won't it!

You better hope they are picked up shortly, or I can see them getting some Overtime, digging a deep rectangular hole

I think some of you are enjoying this thread more than you should. I won't point any fingers, suffice to say: Northerners.

Its addictive and we all got a big dose watching the billion baht civil servant. You've just become the next fix

^^Don't forget septics

If she gives you any grief tell her to go fuck herself.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

.......Many years ago, my then Lao girlfriend left for the weekend. As I was staying at her dump of a flat (I was working on the border at the time and, being in the midst of a divorce from the farang from hell, had no place else to stay while in Bangkok). I took her to the bus station, and lovingly saw her off. She showed back up four hours later, highly pissed. Bus had blown a piston - trip postponed. To my great sorrow, I was in her bed, with her roommate, when she returned. I offer this little tale only to let you know even the most horrible situations can be survived. It doesn't mean you will, but there is at least a chance. Maybe.

You, Sir, are a very bad man!

Good thread, I've got thr family round soI've been drinking dince 8am. They are goid siortd though,

What was my answeres to this thred?

^^In my defense, the roommate was very cute, in kind of a squatty body Lao way.

^^ you were gonna get a cab round here and take all the blame for everything yourself.

^ no such squatty kinda Laos way exists - you are (or at least were) a dog, Sir!

Originally Posted by hazz

there is a slim chance that she will come back from the temple in a serene mood

Not my wife, on her period, there isn't!

Originally Posted by hazz

shall we have some more polls the most likely mode of death

I don't think she'll kill me or even want to, but I think there's a real chance that she'll kill one or both of the cats to teach me a lesson; kinda 'you hurt me, I'll hurt you more' Thaistyle logic.

Originally Posted by Bung

If she gives you any grief tell her to go fuck herself.

That is always an option although not one I'd use because it is my fault after all, and I'm too scared of her reprisal.

^^that was different, she was probably more angry at her room mate than you. Betty's problem is that its all on him.


we have lots of spare cats if you need any replacements.