The funny thing is, that joke is older than lighthouses themselves.
^ I take it Mao used that one then?
I suppose a smiley is a pic, so you're safe on that one, Dill...And it's amusing enough to keep Deputy Dawg at bay, though he's not been "enforcing" much, lately...Onya, Dawg...And RIP, Bob...You old "quote-master"...
Angela Merkel enjoying Oktoberfest.......
"Oh there's the bus. I must hurry."
Maybe belongs in the "exercise & fitness" thread.?
^ At least, she's honest, the fat coont...555...
I thought this thread was for jokes.....not seemingly reposting of you tube crap...................come on guys......get intellectuals and say something that is actually funny.
Mohammed dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter says...whoa...hold up.... we don't let your sorts into heaven.
Mohammed is mystified...he says I am a good man....last week I gave 5 dollars to an orphan...the week before I gave 5 dollars to Nuns....and the week before that I gave 5 dollars for the Christian church building fund.
Saint Peters say 'hang on a minute...I'll go talk with God"
Five minutes later St Peter says " I've had a chat with God.....Here's your 15 bucks back...now fuck off!!"
^Funny "pictures" matey. Jokes dept is here: Jokes and funny stories
^^ You said intellectual and funny. Please follow your own advice.
Roadie.?
Nominate this TD member..
^ Is that Bud he's drinking with the Gatorade?...
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