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dirtydog · 29-01-2006, 11:02 PM

Now this aint a thread about all the broken condoms you have had while shagging some skanky 300baht whore, this is a serious thread about what could happen to members like mrs q and that, but not going into the topic of broken condoms that he has probably had.

Anyway yesterday afternoon I heard this real loud crash, I knew this was a car accident

obviously I did panic, I mean my nice shiny red car was parked outside and some cnut could have crashed into it, I have to admit I rushed to the window to check, hell you cant blame me I was worried, but luckily it was just some tourist that had crashed into a lorry.

Well I have to admit he was not a very happy soldier, the lorry was driving in the inside lane while he was driving his nice shiny 400cc beasty in the fast lane, alas the lorry decided he wanted to go right, the nice looking bike then proceeded to impact the lorry around it's front wheel area at reasonable speed, ok so he was quite well injured but no where near enough to join my dead farang thread, unusually the lorry driver stopped straight away,

Unforuneately the lorry driver was Thai, so he jumped out of his cab and didn't bother putting the handbrake on, yes the lorry ran over his nice shiny motorbike, anyway as you can see the ambulance turned up pretty quickly and also the police, I assume now that this nice tourist is the proud owner of a squashed bike

mrsquirrel · 30-01-2006, 07:50 AM

Ride safely people.

Captain Sensible · 30-01-2006, 07:51 AM

hahahaha. And who was in the wrong?

dirtydog · 05-02-2006, 08:05 PM

Now I am not sure if this should go in the food thread or not, anyway on our drive back from rayong this evening I nearly wiped out some 14 year old gal with a thai lad of about 6 on their motorbike, completely clear road with me doing about 120kn, this dumb bitch then decided to cross the road, I really dont like this abs braking as I like skidding, but that aside this dumb **** then decided to stop side on in my lane as she just panicked, in the end I had to go round her in the oncoming lane at about 80km per hour, anyway I was discussing with my galfriend about how thais lack in the driving skills department, I believe my words were they are all moronic cnuts or something along those lines, then 2kms down the road we came across this.

Now that I thought was foking funny, how it happened I have no idea but it cheered me up no end, anyway here she is saving her food so she can still sell it this evening

After this I got onto the old rayong to Pattaya highway, now this road is good and speeds of 200km are easily achievable, alas I didn't get the picture of the motorbike driver who was knocked off in the middle of the road due to me going so fast, but it looked like he was trying to cross the road, got run over and as per usual the offender fled the scene, anyway I think he only had a broken leg so it weren't too bad, well it's better than being dead which he would have been if I hit him at 200km

mrsquirrel · 05-02-2006, 08:53 PM

Dog you come across a complete twat when you talk like this.

Torbek · 05-02-2006, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Dog you come across a complete twat when you talk like this.

He also has the ability to come across a complete twat when he talks other ways as well!

dirtydog · 05-02-2006, 09:47 PM

squirell do you really think I give a fok what you think?

mrsquirrel · 06-02-2006, 07:40 AM

Coz I was foking driving at 180kmph but if I say 200kmph it makes me sound foking cooler than fok. So as I drove my foking car at foking 200kmph I foking ....

MeMock · 06-02-2006, 08:48 AM

You know what they say squirrel about using the word fok every second word....thank goodness he is not a englush teecher.

kenkannif · 06-02-2006, 10:01 AM

Depends a lot of people use swearing as a form of punctuation

Fuck! So it helps break up their sentences. ****! If you know what I mean

DrAndy · 06-02-2006, 11:08 AM

I thought it was fine until he laughed at the poor woman saving her fruit.

That is her life DD, so not funny.

sorry that is boring but...

Captain Sensible · 06-02-2006, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Coz I was foking driving at 180kmph but if I say 200kmph it makes me sound foking cooler than fok. So as I drove my foking car at foking 200kmph I foking ....

Believe me Q, the dog does drive at those speeds and it scares the shit out of me each and everytime. Its all I can do to look like I am relaxed. Now that is cool.

dirtydog · 14-05-2006, 03:23 PM

Well here is anpther accident from this morning, not sure if there was a car involved or not, but these people don't look very happy, it never ceases to amaze me how they will quite happily leave their motorbikes laying in the middle of the road after an accident.

Fabian · 14-05-2006, 07:47 PM

I just remember the accident I witnessed last year in Pattaya. We were sitting in this cheap restaurant at the road behind Big C (is that third road or another road between 3rd and 2nd?) when we heard I loud crash. When I went outside to have a look I saw a young women standing beside a pick up which had lost the window glass she had as cargo.
My forst thought was, it may be one of your workers.
A stupid accident, not having secured the cargo well enough.

dirtydog · 17-05-2006, 05:22 PM

Well yet another accident today, I am not sure how many tonnes these lorries are allowed to carry, but just over the back axel he has nearly 3 tonnes, well as he turned into sukumvit road the road collapsed on him.

aging one · 17-05-2006, 05:27 PM

I just loved the "ambulance" in the first picture. Nothing like a pick up truck and a couple of body snatchers to take you somewhere.

Dougal · 18-05-2006, 02:17 AM

When I was but a callow youth I worked for a while as a truck driver - the older dirvers, of course, regaled us youngsters of stories of the old days before such things as tachographs and when you could access the engine by lifting a cover in the cab so that you could wedge a stick into the engine governor and put your feet up on the dashboard.

One old hand described seeing the white line rising up the side of the truck window - of course he was really keeling over at the wheel.

Anyway, here's a chap who didn't wake up in time.

kingwilly · 18-05-2006, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

Well yet another accident today, I am not sure how many tonnes these lorries are allowed to carry, but just over the back axel he has nearly 3 tonnes, well as he turned into sukumvit road the road collapsed on him.

this pic with the wheels in the air reminds me of an incident i saw about 2 weeks back alas i ddint have my camera with me!

but it was outside a construction site

one of these blue flat tray lorry things

one of those big front/back end loaders on catepillar wheels.

front end loader was going up onto the back of the truck

the weight of it caused the lorry to lift the front wheels completely up into the air - about 4-5 metres up. the driver was still in teh cab!

he didtn seem fazed.

took abt 15 mins to inch the frontend loader up the back of the truck all the while hte front end swayed and moved around and slowly lowerd back to earth as they setteldthe load on the back of it!

Amazing thailadn - in the middle of this a police man rocked up -

got his money - kept going!

RandomChances · 18-05-2006, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

I am not sure how many tonnes these lorries are allowed to carry,

A six wheeler is about 9 tons, depending on the weight of the lorry, obvioulsy it helps it you dont put it all in the same place

aging one · 18-05-2006, 10:32 AM

But we all know that all trucks run overloaded in Thailand. Often as much as 5 tons overweight.

29-01-2006, 11:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:25 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,418	Accidents in Thailand Now this aint a thread about all the broken condoms you have had while shagging some skanky 300baht whore, this is a serious thread about what could happen to members like mrs q and that, but not going into the topic of broken condoms that he has probably had. Anyway yesterday afternoon I heard this real loud crash, I knew this was a car accident obviously I did panic, I mean my nice shiny red car was parked outside and some cnut could have crashed into it, I have to admit I rushed to the window to check, hell you cant blame me I was worried, but luckily it was just some tourist that had crashed into a lorry. Well I have to admit he was not a very happy soldier, the lorry was driving in the inside lane while he was driving his nice shiny 400cc beasty in the fast lane, alas the lorry decided he wanted to go right, the nice looking bike then proceeded to impact the lorry around it's front wheel area at reasonable speed, ok so he was quite well injured but no where near enough to join my dead farang thread, unusually the lorry driver stopped straight away, Unforuneately the lorry driver was Thai, so he jumped out of his cab and didn't bother putting the handbrake on, yes the lorry ran over his nice shiny motorbike, anyway as you can see the ambulance turned up pretty quickly and also the police, I assume now that this nice tourist is the proud owner of a squashed bike __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

18-05-2006, 02:17 AM	#17 (permalink)
Dougal Dis-member Last Online: Yesterday 07:13 AM Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Head Rock Posts: 4,054	When I was but a callow youth I worked for a while as a truck driver - the older dirvers, of course, regaled us youngsters of stories of the old days before such things as tachographs and when you could access the engine by lifting a cover in the cab so that you could wedge a stick into the engine governor and put your feet up on the dashboard. One old hand described seeing the white line rising up the side of the truck window - of course he was really keeling over at the wheel. Anyway, here's a chap who didn't wake up in time. __________________ Lord, deliver us from e-mail.

30-01-2006, 07:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
mrsquirrel Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In a rather cold and dark place Posts: 10,517	Ride safely people.

30-01-2006, 07:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
Captain Sensible Elite Member Last Online: 20-09-2006 10:55 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,104	hahahaha. And who was in the wrong?

05-02-2006, 08:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:25 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,418	Now I am not sure if this should go in the food thread or not, anyway on our drive back from rayong this evening I nearly wiped out some 14 year old gal with a thai lad of about 6 on their motorbike, completely clear road with me doing about 120kn, this dumb bitch then decided to cross the road, I really dont like this abs braking as I like skidding, but that aside this dumb **** then decided to stop side on in my lane as she just panicked, in the end I had to go round her in the oncoming lane at about 80km per hour, anyway I was discussing with my galfriend about how thais lack in the driving skills department, I believe my words were they are all moronic cnuts or something along those lines, then 2kms down the road we came across this. Now that I thought was foking funny, how it happened I have no idea but it cheered me up no end, anyway here she is saving her food so she can still sell it this evening After this I got onto the old rayong to Pattaya highway, now this road is good and speeds of 200km are easily achievable, alas I didn't get the picture of the motorbike driver who was knocked off in the middle of the road due to me going so fast, but it looked like he was trying to cross the road, got run over and as per usual the offender fled the scene, anyway I think he only had a broken leg so it weren't too bad, well it's better than being dead which he would have been if I hit him at 200km

05-02-2006, 08:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
mrsquirrel Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In a rather cold and dark place Posts: 10,517	Dog you come across a complete twat when you talk like this.

05-02-2006, 09:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:25 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,418	squirell do you really think I give a fok what you think?

06-02-2006, 07:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
mrsquirrel Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In a rather cold and dark place Posts: 10,517	Coz I was foking driving at 180kmph but if I say 200kmph it makes me sound foking cooler than fok. So as I drove my foking car at foking 200kmph I foking ....

06-02-2006, 08:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
MeMock That ain't my truck Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: bop Posts: 7,637	You know what they say squirrel about using the word fok every second word....thank goodness he is not a englush teecher.

06-02-2006, 10:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
kenkannif Elite Member Last Online: 10-11-2006 11:41 AM Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,957	Depends a lot of people use swearing as a form of punctuation Fuck! So it helps break up their sentences. ****! If you know what I mean

06-02-2006, 11:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
DrAndy Oh Fuk Last Online: Today 11:38 AM Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: yes Posts: 8,501	I thought it was fine until he laughed at the poor woman saving her fruit. That is her life DD, so not funny. sorry that is boring but...

14-05-2006, 03:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:25 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,418	Well here is anpther accident from this morning, not sure if there was a car involved or not, but these people don't look very happy, it never ceases to amaze me how they will quite happily leave their motorbikes laying in the middle of the road after an accident.

14-05-2006, 07:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
Fabian Elite Member Last Online: Today 01:10 AM Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hamburg, cold dark Germany Posts: 3,897	I just remember the accident I witnessed last year in Pattaya. We were sitting in this cheap restaurant at the road behind Big C (is that third road or another road between 3rd and 2nd?) when we heard I loud crash. When I went outside to have a look I saw a young women standing beside a pick up which had lost the window glass she had as cargo. My forst thought was, it may be one of your workers. A stupid accident, not having secured the cargo well enough.

17-05-2006, 05:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:25 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,418	Well yet another accident today, I am not sure how many tonnes these lorries are allowed to carry, but just over the back axel he has nearly 3 tonnes, well as he turned into sukumvit road the road collapsed on him.

17-05-2006, 05:27 PM	#16 (permalink)
aging one Elite Member Last Online: Today 02:24 PM Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,910	I just loved the "ambulance" in the first picture. Nothing like a pick up truck and a couple of body snatchers to take you somewhere.

18-05-2006, 10:32 AM	#20 (permalink)
aging one Elite Member Last Online: Today 02:24 PM Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,910	But we all know that all trucks run overloaded in Thailand. Often as much as 5 tons overweight.