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Old 21-06-2006, 01:54 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Welcome to Tuk to the Road, the biggest thing on 3 wheels in 2006, in fact, of all time. The aim of the mission is to drive a Thai tuk tuk from Bangkok to Brighton overland, and raise £50, 000 for the mental health charity Mind. Many have called us crazy, but with your help we will not only succeed, but in doing so will raise both funds and awareness for a great cause.
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RouteLift off: May 20th 2006, Bangkok, Thailand
Landing: August Bank Holiday weekend, 2006, Brighton, England
Average daily mileage: 150 miles
Cruising speed: 50 mph
Full throttle: 70 mph



01. Thailand
02. Laos
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05. Russia
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07. Poland
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Old 21-06-2006, 02:04 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 21-06-2006, 02:06 PM   #44 (permalink)
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you are very welcome lily,can we please get our heads together,on the cryptic city?
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I wonder why they used Hindi style writing for their logo and not Thai?
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you are very welcome lily,can we please get our heads together,on the cryptic city?
That know all CMN, has already cracked it.
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Old 21-06-2006, 04:07 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Cruising speed: 50 mph
80 klm per hour in a tuk tuk - maybe in perfect weather conditions on a straight test track - but on your average piece of tarmac in asia they would be lucky to be doing 40.

their optimism is not infectious.
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^ Hmm. I had a look at their log and have to agree ....

[quote] Its hard to describe how bad the roads are in Yunnan. They make Laos’ Rte 13 seem like the M25. Not only that but we have had to fight with literally hundreds of vast construction lorries, all of us after the narrow sliver of passable road on each stretch. [end quote]

Seems they had calculated on using the new expressways but did not realise that 3 wheelers are not allowed on them.
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Old 21-06-2006, 07:32 PM   #50 (permalink)
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RouteLift off: May 20th 2006, Bangkok, Thailand
Landing: August Bank Holiday weekend, 2006, Brighton, England
Average daily mileage: 150 miles
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They took the pussies route... What is wrong with the brothers?
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Old 21-06-2006, 07:35 PM   #51 (permalink)
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As a former high school teacher in Thailand who every day witnessed students being driven to school along main roads in ridiculously over-crowded song teaows, it was with great sadness I read today of an accident yesterday in rural Thailand.

Sadnessed by the inevitability of such an accident as well as the tragic waste of young lives.

5 students killed and 15 seriously injured when a 10 wheeled truck ran up the arse of an obviously overloaded song teaow as it was u-turning to drop the students at the school on the other side of the road.

The driver of the truck fled the scene. Of course.

If this accident occured in Australia, or likely any western nation, it would be front page headlines sparking community outrage.

I doubt it will be mentioned again here.

A fucking disgrace.

As Thaksin keeps telling us, Thailand is NOT a third world country.

So when will they stop killing their children and take some responsibility for what happens on their roads?

Without a doubt this is, to me, the most disappointing aspect of this country...
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Old 21-06-2006, 07:48 PM   #52 (permalink)
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They took the pussies route... What is wrong with the brothers?
Shut up Blackie.......
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Well yet another accident today, an uncaring Thai woman in her big SUV which she probably has no idea of how to drive runs over a motor cyclist who was waiting to drive across the intersection, she got out and obviously ignored the Thai guy laying in the road and looked at the damage to her nice shiny precious.





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So when will they stop killing their children and take some responsibility for what happens on their roads?

Without a doubt this is, to me, the most disappointing aspect of this country...
Doesn't sound like the accident was caused by the songthaew being overloaded. "They killing their children", what are you on about?
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Old 30-07-2006, 11:51 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Is this the police pick-up???
Rescue. Even uninjured, you'd need a few tetanos shots after riding that shit bucket...
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Well getting back on Topic here is one of a motorbike driver being hit by a lorry, this was on Sunday when I came back from Ayutthaya, the location was in Pattaya on Sukumvit Road just before the Soi Theprasit turn off, luckily he weren't dead and the lorry driver didn't do a runner.



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Hmm...
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I saw 2 accident aftermaths today. Both at night, both involving moto-cy's. One at traffic lights on Chao Fa East road - where bikes tend to creep past the lights when they are showing red, and one on Viset road which is now being widened and resurfaced.

Viset road is now more like an airport runway - very wide, but without any road markings. I arrived as the ambulance was doing a U-turn and roaring off to the hospital or morgue. Had to drive past a big pool of blood in the road. The g/f wanted to stop and look, of course.
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Lorry driver falls asleep on the Bangkok Ring Road and inconviencies everyone the selfish bstard, still at least he ended up in the swamp....



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