The Thailand Forum

The Thailand expat forum for Travel, Lifestyle and Fun.


Welcome to the TeakDoor.com forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Forum Home Donate Arcade Chat Room Gallery Blog Mark Forums Read
Go Back   TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum > Banal Banter > The TeakDoor Lounge > Famous Threads
Home Register TD Links FAQ Members List Calendar Weather Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Famous Threads The best of the best, the funniest of the lot, the threads that got the most interest get moved here once they hit the second page.

TeakDoor Hosting   Advertise on TeakDoor   

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 18-05-2006, 10:44 AM   #21 (permalink)
cantona
Elite Member
 
cantona's Avatar
 
Last Online: 16-11-2007 12:53 PM
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 1,389
cantona Spending a lot of time on Thai Forumscantona Spending a lot of time on Thai Forumscantona Spending a lot of time on Thai Forumscantona Spending a lot of time on Thai Forumscantona Spending a lot of time on Thai Forumscantona Spending a lot of time on Thai Forumscantona Spending a lot of time on Thai Forums
Some top pics DD, we only need one of Smeg or Pat being born - that would be a good accident pic.
cantona is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-05-2006, 11:09 AM   #22 (permalink)
RandomChances
Elite Member
 
RandomChances's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 12:52 PM
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Deepest Darkest Nakhon Nowhere
Posts: 2,737
RandomChances has much to be proud of in ThailandRandomChances has much to be proud of in ThailandRandomChances has much to be proud of in ThailandRandomChances has much to be proud of in ThailandRandomChances has much to be proud of in ThailandRandomChances has much to be proud of in ThailandRandomChances has much to be proud of in ThailandRandomChances has much to be proud of in ThailandRandomChances has much to be proud of in ThailandRandomChances has much to be proud of in ThailandRandomChances has much to be proud of in Thailand
Quote:
Originally Posted by aging one
But we all know that all trucks run overloaded in Thailand. Often as much as 5 tons overweight.
Depends on the truck, we used to run ours about 2 ton over, and just drop an envelope into the police station on our route every month. 5 ton over on a 6 wheeler and you would just be blowing tyre all the time, not really worth it.

10 wheelers are about 15 ton I think, my borther-in-law runs his a bit over but not much as its just too costly in wear and tear.

A lot of the loads you see here are'nt actually overweight, it's just how they are loaded thats the problem, wrong place, to tall ect Hay is a good example, it virtually imposible to overload weight wise with hay, but you still get people trying to get to the limit by just going taller/wider (both also ilegal)
__________________
I have more than the average number of arm and legs
RandomChances is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-05-2006, 12:10 PM   #23 (permalink)
BillyZ
Mukdahan
 
BillyZ's Avatar
 
Last Online: 28-11-2008 10:43 AM
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ban Chang, Rayong, Thailand
Posts: 412
BillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand Forums
Send a message via MSN to BillyZ Send a message via Yahoo to BillyZ
Donor
Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
squirell do you really think I give a fok what you think?
Dog...you're living the Road Life the rest of us only dream of. Keep up the reports. I can TOTALLY relate, fokking hell right!
BillyZ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-05-2006, 12:45 PM   #24 (permalink)
BillyZ
Mukdahan
 
BillyZ's Avatar
 
Last Online: 28-11-2008 10:43 AM
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ban Chang, Rayong, Thailand
Posts: 412
BillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand ForumsBillyZ has a great interest in Thailand Forums
Send a message via MSN to BillyZ Send a message via Yahoo to BillyZ
Donor
I don't know how much these trucks weigh. But out by the BIRA race track, there are trucks loading up with dirt and going down Siam Country Club road. I drive down this road 3 times a week when I go to Aikido.

There is a section after the SCC lake and where the road comes out near Lake Map Pra Chan. It's getting REALLY bad.

They tossed in some dirt a few weeks back. But last night, it reminded me of the old Phnom Penh-Siam Reap road. You've gotta come to a crawl to negotiate the pot holes, even with my VIGO. (OK, I could drive it like I want to, but the wife complains, and you know how it is when she's got the pussy....)

The asphalt is giving way, big time, in some places. I think it's the daytime heat and the weight of the trucks. Last night there was a hole about 2' deep and full of water, so not easy to see if you're speeding. It's changing daily...

Many other parts of Siam Country Club road are in pretty shit condition. But this one is the worst that I've seen.
BillyZ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-05-2006, 02:06 PM   #25 (permalink)
spliff
Rayong
 
spliff's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 12:58 PM
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Khon Kaen
Posts: 210
spliff has a great interest in Thailand Forumsspliff has a great interest in Thailand Forumsspliff has a great interest in Thailand Forumsspliff has a great interest in Thailand Forumsspliff has a great interest in Thailand Forumsspliff has a great interest in Thailand Forums
Seen many accidents here in LOS but the best one I ever saw was a big lorry that was transporting pigs that had overturned at high speed. There were dead pigs all over the highway 9both lanes) and Thai passers-bye were picking them up and thowing htem in the back of their pick ups. The lorry crew were still in and out of the cab but not moving. The Thais didn't care...they couldn't believe their good luck!
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
spliff is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-06-2006, 02:46 PM   #26 (permalink)
dirtydog
The Dog
 
dirtydog's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 02:41 PM
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Pattaya
Posts: 34,419
dirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the net
Donor
Well this happened coming back from Chang Mai yesterday about 100kms North of Bangkok, I really hope there were no passengers in the back of the pick up as the whole thing was destroyed, the amount of police etc that were there I assume there must have been a few dead.

















__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.




To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
dirtydog is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 20-06-2006, 03:05 PM   #27 (permalink)
mrsquirrel
Elite Member
 
mrsquirrel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In a rather cold and dark place
Posts: 10,517
mrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the net
I often see total fuckwits racing by. Some of my students parents drive like ****s everywhere. I pray so hard that I turn the next corner to see them wrapped around a wall. Never happens though.
mrsquirrel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-06-2006, 04:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
poolcleaner
Aspiring Guru
 
poolcleaner's Avatar
 
Last Online: 27-07-2006 10:21 PM
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: pratunam
Posts: 4,982
poolcleaner is just really nice on this Thai Forumpoolcleaner is just really nice on this Thai Forumpoolcleaner is just really nice on this Thai Forumpoolcleaner is just really nice on this Thai Forumpoolcleaner is just really nice on this Thai Forumpoolcleaner is just really nice on this Thai Forumpoolcleaner is just really nice on this Thai Forumpoolcleaner is just really nice on this Thai Forumpoolcleaner is just really nice on this Thai Forumpoolcleaner is just really nice on this Thai Forum
Send a message via Skype™ to poolcleaner
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
I often see total fuckwits racing by. Some of my students parents drive like ****s everywhere. I pray so hard that I turn the next corner to see them wrapped around a wall. Never happens though.

You're such a thouroughly nice person Squirrel.

Obviously the deity you're praying to takes as little notice of you as we do!
poolcleaner is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-06-2006, 05:49 PM   #29 (permalink)
Mhz
Single and Happy
 
Mhz's Avatar
 
Last Online: 10-12-2007 12:44 PM
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 2,035
Mhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in Thailand


Is this the police pick-up???
Mhz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-06-2006, 05:51 PM   #30 (permalink)
dirtydog
The Dog
 
dirtydog's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 02:41 PM
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Pattaya
Posts: 34,419
dirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the net
Donor
That is a rescue vehicle, one they stick dead bodies in, the truck was being towed out of the verge when I got there so they probably had collected all the dead already.
dirtydog is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 20-06-2006, 06:00 PM   #31 (permalink)
Mhz
Single and Happy
 
Mhz's Avatar
 
Last Online: 10-12-2007 12:44 PM
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 2,035
Mhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in ThailandMhz is a glorious beacon of light in Thailand
I think the rescue pick-up needs to be rescued from those Thai rescue workers.
Mhz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-06-2006, 09:25 PM   #32 (permalink)
mrsquirrel
Elite Member
 
mrsquirrel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In a rather cold and dark place
Posts: 10,517
mrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the netmrsquirrel User spends way too much time on the net
Quote:
You're such a thouroughly nice person Squirrel.
That's ok. I pray everyday that you catch some sort of STD that makes you piss fire for a month before making you sterile.

Nice aren't I
mrsquirrel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-06-2006, 09:47 PM   #33 (permalink)
mad_dog
Elite Member
 
mad_dog's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 02:43 AM
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 4,491
mad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the net
Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
I mean my nice shiny red car was parked outside
The famous red sewing machine
mad_dog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-06-2006, 10:23 PM   #34 (permalink)
dirtydog
The Dog
 
dirtydog's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 02:41 PM
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Pattaya
Posts: 34,419
dirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the net
Donor
mad dog, would you like to tell us about the vehicles you own
dirtydog is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 20-06-2006, 10:36 PM   #35 (permalink)
mad_dog
Elite Member
 
mad_dog's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 02:43 AM
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 4,491
mad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the netmad_dog User spends way too much time on the net
Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
mad dog, would you like to tell us about the vehicles you own
I own a rather snazzy Astra, Iintend to drive it to Thaialnd next year via taking the france,germany,austria, hungary romania, Bulgaria, turkey, Iran, Pakistan, India, Burma Mae Hong Son express
mad_dog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-06-2006, 02:02 AM   #36 (permalink)
Fabian
Elite Member
 
Fabian's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 01:10 AM
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hamburg, cold dark Germany
Posts: 3,897
Fabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long timeFabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long timeFabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long timeFabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long timeFabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long timeFabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long timeFabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long timeFabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long timeFabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long timeFabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long timeFabian User has been on Thailand travel forums for a long time
Send a message via MSN to Fabian
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mhz


Is this the police pick-up???
Don't you know that police cars in Thailand are shit coloured (or brown) and have just red lights, not red and blue?
Fabian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-06-2006, 03:55 AM   #37 (permalink)
dirtydog
The Dog
 
dirtydog's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 02:41 PM
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Pattaya
Posts: 34,419
dirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the netdirtydog User spends way too much time on the net
Donor
Quote:
Originally Posted by mad_dog
I own a rather snazzy Astra, Iintend to drive it to Thaialnd next year via taking the france,germany,austria, hungary romania, Bulgaria, turkey, Iran, Pakistan, India, Burma Mae Hong Son express
Be well worth the 360 percent tax on the new price to bring it in
dirtydog is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 21-06-2006, 06:31 AM   #38 (permalink)
Dougal
Dis-member
 
Dougal's Avatar
 
Last Online: Yesterday 07:13 AM
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Head Rock
Posts: 4,054
Dougal has a brilliant future in ThailandDougal has a brilliant future in ThailandDougal has a brilliant future in ThailandDougal has a brilliant future in ThailandDougal has a brilliant future in ThailandDougal has a brilliant future in ThailandDougal has a brilliant future in ThailandDougal has a brilliant future in ThailandDougal has a brilliant future in ThailandDougal has a brilliant future in ThailandDougal has a brilliant future in Thailand
Send a message via Yahoo to Dougal
Donor
Quote:
Originally Posted by mad_dog
Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
mad dog, would you like to tell us about the vehicles you own
I own a rather snazzy Astra, Iintend to drive it to Thaialnd next year via taking the france,germany,austria, hungary romania, Bulgaria, turkey, Iran, Pakistan, India, Burma Mae Hong Son express

I thought you were already in LOS Mad D.

If you are serious (and even if you are not) here's a link to a web site set up by 3 Irish lads who have made that journey a couple of years ago.

http://www.dublintosydney.com/NewWebSite/menu.htm

Does anybody know what happened to the guy who was planning to drive a tuk tuk back to Belgium?
__________________
Lord, deliver us from e-mail.
Dougal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-06-2006, 12:43 PM   #39 (permalink)
Marmite the Dog
Too drunk to fuck
 
Marmite the Dog's Avatar
 
Last Online: Today 12:27 PM
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Fuckwitistan
Posts: 25,919
Marmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the netMarmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the netMarmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the netMarmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the netMarmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the netMarmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the netMarmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the netMarmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the netMarmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the netMarmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the netMarmite the Dog User spends way too much time on the net
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dougal
Does anybody know what happened to the guy who was planning to drive a tuk tuk back to Belgium?
I thought it was a couple of girls (but I could be wrong). I think they set off about a month ago, so they're probably tied up in some cave in Afghanistan by now.
Marmite the Dog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-06-2006, 12:55 PM   #40 (permalink)
ChiangMai noon
ysbryd y nos
 
ChiangMai noon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: o dan y bryn
Posts: 25,395
ChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the netChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the netChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the netChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the netChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the netChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the netChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the netChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the netChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the netChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the netChiangMai noon User spends way too much time on the net
i think someone drove to Sweden a couple of years ago by tuk tuk, but i might have dreamt it.
ChiangMai noon is offline   Reply With Quote