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Old 26-05-2007, 09:22 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Next we come past the som am lady....she has shouted "Yang Heng, Yang Heng!" at me twice a day, every day, for the last two years and I still don't know what the fek it means..
"Short penis! Short penis!"
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Old 26-05-2007, 09:24 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Thats great NickA - where abouts is it actually?
About 20km out of central Bangkok....place called Sammakorn on Ramkhamhaeng Rd, there's some pretty high class people live nearby....well, Hillbilly and William
Is that near the new airport?
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Old 26-05-2007, 09:31 PM   #63 (permalink)
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well - i was planning to take a heap of pics monday morning on my commute to work, but since i just killed my phone (which has the 3 megpixal camera on it - i guess i wont be just yet....
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Old 26-05-2007, 09:38 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I'd red you for incompetence but I have to wait a while apparently.
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bladdy cantankerous bastard lately - hav u not been getting enuff man sex lately or summint?

i was offering to help!

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Old 26-05-2007, 09:47 PM   #66 (permalink)
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i prefered u when u werent drinking
that's what everyone says.
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Old 26-05-2007, 11:32 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Excellent work you good people...now all I have to do is wait for you to arrive at your place of work and then make my way back to your empty houses....note to self: remember to turn the photos upside down.
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Old 26-05-2007, 11:39 PM   #68 (permalink)
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^ I am well aware of this possibility, that's why I choose a different time every day when I go to the market.

Sometimes I park the motocy in the bushes and observe the house for a couple of hours from the fields, before I actually really go to the market.

I also keep the computer running and logged in, to create the impression I am in the house, this has worked fine in warding off any potential burglars from TeakDoor so far.
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Old 27-05-2007, 01:49 AM   #69 (permalink)
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This is my home and my bike.


you have a loovley home noony (the bike's a bit gay though)

would it be rude to inquire how much such a place is to rent/buy?
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Old 27-05-2007, 03:21 AM   #70 (permalink)
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thanks to nick and surasak.
Gimme a day or so more and I'll show you a series of photos from home to work. Today's a 12 hour work day for me so no time for trekking
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Old 27-05-2007, 04:53 AM   #71 (permalink)
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My commute is futon to desk; three steps (well, ten steps to kitchen to turn on coffee machine, 23 to the toilette and 33 back to desk). Can I show you my walk to the mall where I forage for food? Maybe some of the boys would love to see fat ladies? ( I think I am not allowed to take snaps inside the big supermarket.)
I like the countryside photos.
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Can I show you my walk to the mall where I forage for food? Maybe some of the boys would love to see fat ladies?
Some 'merikan chicks in sexy clothes, please!
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Old 27-05-2007, 09:59 AM   #73 (permalink)
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Is that near the new airport?
Not far away...

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Old 27-05-2007, 10:13 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Thats great NickA - where abouts is it actually?
About 20km out of central Bangkok....place called Sammakorn on Ramkhamhaeng Rd, there's some pretty high class people live nearby....well, Hillbilly and William
Is that near the new airport?
MM - It's about 16kms from the new airport taking the ring-road and then the Chonburi-Bangkok motorway. It takes a little longer at the moment because they have road-works on the ring-road (in fact, just recently I notice they have road-works everywhere in Thailand. I had problems driving to both Hua Hin and Pattaya with road-works in the last month).

Anyhow, NickA and Hilly live in a moo-baan that is pretty much self-contained. Has wonderful restraunts and food stalls. Great shops. A large school. If you were a hermit like some members of this forum, there really wouldn't be any real need to leve the place.

Also, around the lake it has some of the biggest houses I have ever seen. In fact, the moo-baan there has one of the widest ranges of houses I've ever seen in a moo-baan. Some of the houses would cost little over a million Baht. Others wouldn't leave you any change out of a million dollars.

But if you ever have spare time when you are over here, we should take you for dinner at one of the restrauants over-looking the lake. Wonderful. Just a shame my favorite, the Steak Lao, has closed

EDIT - NickA, do you mind!! The outter right-hand green line of your circle is going right through my living room and everything has suddenly gone green

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I took shots all around my neighbourhood today, flora, fauna, car dumps, fat topless chicks in the liquor store, then maps and everything. I cannot download my photos. Saved to my gallery and I get stupas, naked Thai chicks...I tried three times. Sorry. I had a whole show-and-tell ready for you all, and no shows to tell.
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If you were a hermit like some members of this forum, there really wouldn't be any real need to leve the place.
I leave the village once or twice a month to go shopping, that's it.

Have just done the same journey again to go swimming with the kids...



Sorry, that's my first attempt at a panorama, didn't quite come out right.
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You do indeed live quite close to the new airport Nick. When you go to bed of an evening be sure to turn you landing light off.
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Anyhow, NickA and Hilly live in a moo-baan that is pretty much self-contained
In fact the village has its own website...

www.Sammakorn.com

Unfortunately it's out of date and they're looking for someone to take over......HillBilly???
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We are looking for someone to take over this website, because the original creator of this website -- an American named Mark -- no longer lives in the area. Please contact us at this address:
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Thats great NickA - where abouts is it actually?
About 20km out of central Bangkok....place called Sammakorn on Ramkhamhaeng Rd, there's some pretty high class people live nearby....well, Hillbilly and William
Is that near the new airport?
MM - It's about 16kms from the new airport taking the ring-road and then the Chonburi-Bangkok motorway. It takes a little longer at the moment because they have road-works on the ring-road (in fact, just recently I notice they have road-works everywhere in Thailand. I had problems driving to both Hua Hin and Pattaya with road-works in the last month).

Anyhow, NickA and Hilly live in a moo-baan that is pretty much self-contained. Has wonderful restraunts and food stalls. Great shops. A large school. If you were a hermit like some members of this forum, there really wouldn't be any real need to leve the place.

Also, around the lake it has some of the biggest houses I have ever seen. In fact, the moo-baan there has one of the widest ranges of houses I've ever seen in a moo-baan. Some of the houses would cost little over a million Baht. Others wouldn't leave you any change out of a million dollars.

But if you ever have spare time when you are over here, we should take you for dinner at one of the restrauants over-looking the lake. Wonderful. Just a shame my favorite, the Steak Lao, has closed

EDIT - NickA, do you mind!! The outter right-hand green line of your circle is going right through my living room and everything has suddenly gone green
Would love to meet up, especially in a nice looking place like your area. Only met you for 30 mins last year - not long enough - so hopefully we can rectify that soon.
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