Err...
I'm not.
I consider my share of the Main Mrs' mortgage as rent, as I've no intention of ever laying claim to the place, and she deserves something for letting me mope around the place whining and moaning all day. If that's what you've got yer ponytail in a twist about.
What is it with these crazies! Why the fok do they paint in pedestrian crossings without teaching the natives what they're for, completely ignored, don't even slow down, you can see the fear on their faces as they cross with cars and mosais aiming for the biggest gap between them. We should go back to the old fun method of cross if you think you can make it instead of spending good money to draw live targets into the kill zone. And all I did was cross to the bank and bank from Rompho, like a blooming computer game!
Jabs, get yer sen one of these and smile as you stride boldly off the pavement
The chronically disorganized in general are getting my goat today.
^ Is it not end of term there now
No, they're running around like headless chickens about a spelling bee. They had almost 2 months with no kids but spent that time drinking hot milk and watching videos. Not my problem 555
I got called up for Jury service
Well, it's better than being called up for military service. Think of it that way.
The Cambridge Curriculum- unbelievably dull and uninspiring; I doubt the curriculum developers have spent much time in an actual classroom.
Topic for Grade 2: The Roof
^ I believe you ... just making sure the ink on the notes was dry you was!
Neither have a criminal record nor a Politician, though, I'm a little shamed to admit I used to write some of their speeches.
Just the lower level pollies
I'm innocent Gov ... honest
Oddly disappeared. We suspect due to Russian hackers.
A supposed relaxing walk in the park with the dog on a Sunny day, how can it end in carnage?
Flaming Pitt bull and an owner that takes after its dog!
We managed to escape relatively unscathed .
This pit bull nearly killed my dog when he was a puppy, he didn't forget
Lots of people dying lately, not that I have anything against that but they also have to be barbecued, not that I have anything against that either, but usually they're pulled out from the freezer in a coffin for rituals before being tossed in the furnace, which is fair enough but sometimes, like twice in the past few days, no coffin and they're laid out on a table for the living to gloat, and in one case was really like really messed up after a long dive and rather ghoulish while family and kids prance around taking pics and vids, then back off to check which to keep and delete, then return for that oscar winning photo of a corpse. Bloody savages, best not to die, that'll piss 'em off!
Had a bloke shot in the head go on ice for a month before the casket was opened. Wasn't able to see anything because of the scrum of phones and tablets straight in there getting pics and videos. Suspect it wasn't even officially opened and the horde did it as soon as the opportunity arose.
Was like an under-stocked Chinese buffet there for a good few minutes.
When my 91 yo Uncle passed a few years back, it was up to me to organise everything.
No dramas, but it was the first time I've organised a Funeral.
Open or closed casket Sir?
Umm, Umm ... Umm ... open? (most of the rellies lived 100's of klms away and hadn't seen him for yonks was my rational)
Open casket - BIG MISTAKE ... poor ole Uncle looked like Dracula. Pale white skin, sunken eyes.
Next time ... closed casket and an adorable photo taken in their prime will be the go.
We live and learn.
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