Daily Moan

[Dillinger]

^^ you bored again Nev?

[Neverna]

Nope.

[klong toey]

Facial recognition on me phone doesn't work if you've got you're sunglasses on or if you are yawning . Maybe i should try a couple of other poses.

[somtamslap]

That awkward moment when you exchange witty banter with your work's bog cleaner before sheepishly slinking off into one of the cubicles and inadvertently letting rip a stupendously explosive bowel movement. Yet another person I'm no longer able to look in the eye.

[Switch]

Thai drivers who sound their horn at you, when they are overtaking on your side of the road, and you refuse to give way.
The pleasure you get when they have to pull in behind a cement mixer truck to rejoin the flow of traffic in the appropriate lane.
Priceless

[Loy Toy]

Too many orders!

Too many products!

And now requests from the Vegans.

How much can a Koala Bear.

[HuangLao]

Too many orders!

Too many products!

And now requests from the Vegans.

How much can a Koala Bear.

Damn politically inclined Farang vegan phonies.
Need to be strung up.


Just sayin'

[stroller]

My wife's hugely successful & expanding food imperium has several vegan pies on the menu.
No moaning or whining about incoming orders - but then, she has a professional setup & distribution.

[fishlocker]

[fishlocker]

And the fish is underwater.

[Neverna]

And the fish is underwater.

If your head's underwater but you're breathing fine, you'd be a Legend.

"You're crazy and I'm out of my mind"

"Cuz all of me .....

[stroller]

Fishcake tonight.

[Pragmatic]

5 day suspension off T Visa today. All I did was tell some twat (colinneil) the truth. He didn't like it cuz he's a tosser and thinks himself right all the time. Got a warning off of 'Scott' first, so I sent 'colinneil' a PM explaining why I thought him a tosser. Now suspended. Well on that account anyway.

[Chittychangchang]

Carn't be bothered with the 30 second wait for each page on TV.
Riding my bike today and a bee flew into my gob, luckily I blew it out before it stung me.

[noelbino]

Just tried one of those vegan meals!
What a load of leaves!

[Dillinger]

Riding my bike today and a bee flew into my gob, luckily I blew it

Those shrooms are strong bro. Bet one of your workmates teabagged you

[Chico]

Fuking Irish Prisoners get paid £240 per month to slop out.

[VocalNeal]

Have new job so needed reading glasses. Had them about 4 weeks. Looked in the mirror. Feck my eyebrows have gone all grey and Dennis Healey in 4 weeks! Then i realised they may have been like that for a while and I just couldn't see them..

[Chittychangchang]

Squirting through the eye of a needle all day.

[tomcat]

Squirting through the eye of a needle

...a chocolate starfish by any other name would smell as sweet...

[cyrille]

Fuking Irish Prisoners get paid £240 per month to slop out.

Envious of the competition?

[klong toey]

Having a problem translating our new address to English our Soi doesn't seem to have an English name. Google maps our soi is in Thai script next soi is in English translate gives a load of old gobbledygook
Thamu ยเรื Ong
ฑ์มู่บ้าบุบียเรืองศ์ริกุล
Any ideas what the above is in English even Gert is stuck trying to put into English not like her. Normally no problem.

[Chittychangchang]

Djs that spend 5 mins introducing a 3 minute record on the radio, bigging it up and dissecting every sound.
They then play it and it's fvcking god awful shite!
But you give it an extra 10 seconds coz of the intro and it's still shite, then change stations.

[Chico]

^ must be radio 1 shit.

[Chittychangchang]

^ must be radio 1 shit.

Very perceptive, probably paid to promote it and not by the licence fee payer.
Cvnts