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    ^When i was 10 years old went to dentist need 1 tooth taking out.
    In them days they used gas to knock you out bastard anesthetist nearly killed me.
    Time given gas 9 am taken into hospital around 10 pm still unconscious,never trusted the bastards ever since that day.
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    I'd rather get gassed than feel the scraping and ripping

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    I could have gassed you today. Ive finally shat my boxers now. I had it coming.

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    Underwear is so 'last season'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Got to go to the dentist tomorrow. I'm shit scared of the fukkers as I apparently have hyper sensitivity (scaredycatalitus). Apparently I need deep cleaning. Last time I went (4 years ago) it took 7 numbing injections for a bit of drilling and filling. I'm gonna walk out of there tomorrow with a mouth like a set of bagpipes......BASTARD!!!! I'm now loading up on white wine and will have 1/2 a Xanny as a night cap
    Good prep as they don't offer laughting gas as an anethestic here.

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    smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Dentists, I shit them.

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    Guys in white coats gave injections so I never liked them as a child. My grandfather was a dentist so I never like him either, at work.

    Still really don't like dentists!
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    You people, you think I know fuck nothing; I tell you: I know fuck all"
    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
    I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
    You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
    Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.

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    When answering the phone after say three rings why does my Thai wife wait for the phone to be actually ringing before answering.

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    My new word is twunt, slightly under the radar
    I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
    You people, you think I know fuck nothing; I tell you: I know fuck all"

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    ^
    Your wife is different. I've only ever seen Thais waiting for the pause in between the ringing before they pick up the receiver.

    Strange people are the Thais.

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    My computer was a bit slow the morning. There was a little notice at the bottom of the screen that said "Waiting for cache". I think Bill has spelled that incorrectly?

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    Dentist.....BASTARD!!!!!

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    ^ Who? The Icelandic national football coach?

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    I'll tell you what is really pissing me off...All these utterly fookin' stupid Brexiters that live in Cha-Am and think they've won something, whilst being out of pocket to the tune of 7,000- 10,000 baht per month.


    And the silly cnuts think it will all come good!

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    Is it me or just the women i chose? But they seem to "metaphorically" suck all the enthusiasm out of any situation?

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    Suck ? More like pump it out.

    Is "enthusiasm" a metaphor for all the liquid in your body ?

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    Barbers. You tell them what you want and they do what they like. Bastards.

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    Dentist. Every crown in the wife's mouth decided to crash at once - all more than 15 years old. Ten trips to the dentist. Seven crowns. All fixed; looking great.

    $4,500 fucking dollars! Of course, not covered by insurance.

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    $4,500 US dollars? Wow! Pack her off to Thailand next time for a dental holiday! About $200 each for a crown.

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    ^There was a bunch of other stuff done as well. We've lived in LOS as well as here, and the dental work here is better, and cheaper. I sent my sister a list of what she had done. Her dentist, in the US, estimated 20K.

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    4,500 bucks?

    Dentures are cheap, plus you get a better nosh

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    ^
    That's nice to know. It's bit of a passion killer having to cry out ''Not the teeth!!! Not the teeth!!!''

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    Just getting ready this evening to go out to dinner and it starts raining. Great I think, then the power goes off for 2 hours. Can't leave the kids and babysitter in darkness so we stayed home......BASTARD!

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    ^Dagnabit!

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    Want to buy a new Android tablet choice of two.

    Both out of stock in a 30 mile radius,feck off to the pub instead that's the good news.

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