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[klong toey]

My surgeons a butcher he even fecked my lip up due to excessive bleeding.
Plus side cancer cut out Gert in full nursing mode just needs a uniform.

[Bettyboo]

^ blimey, what happened there?

[klong toey]

^ blimey, what happened there?

Basal cell carcinoma.

[Bettyboo]

Oh. Sorry to hear that. Just in that one location? Out and done now or more treatment required?

[klong toey]

Oh. Sorry to hear that. Just in that one location? Out and done now or more treatment required?

Yes all cut out now going back in 6 weeks time might need a bit more work done then.
Surgeon wasn't sure on Friday but seemed happy enough after he finished up.

[Bettyboo]

^ fingers crossed for you.

Does your weeny still work properly?

[chassamui]

Sorry to hear that KT. I recommend Guinness and Marmite on toast as a pick me uo.
Fok knows what you're having.

[Dillinger]

Shouldnt they have been cutting along that ballpoint pen markout?

[somtamslap]

Best of luck, KT.

You're back in the UK then?

Get thy rod and tins of ale oot - it's summer. Apparently.

[Dillinger]

On the bright side KT, looks like u could do a good Elvis impersonation now as your party piece with that lip

[klong toey]

Does your weeny still work properly?

Morning wood any good.

I recommend Guinness

Had 5 pints of Guinness at Swampy necked them in 1 hour sleepy flight back to Blighty.

Shouldnt they have been cutting along that ballpoint pen markout?

The plan was to cut a flap of skin out to cover the wound but because of the bleeding he stitched my lip up instead,bastard surgeon.

You're back in the UK then?

Yes back in Blighty had a nice drive through the countryside to Uckfield hospital on Friday.
Mind you the drive back wasn't so much fun face was badly swollen and people kept staring at me. Or maybe they were checking Gert out.

Might have a dangle soon just need some settled weather.

[Sumbitch]

Was it all covered by UK's medical services?

[Latindancer]

Commiserations, KT. That's pretty big for a BCC. I've had a few smaller ones cut off my arms.

Just make sure you go to a doctor and get some antibiotics quick smart if the stitches even look like getting infected. Otherwise it'll all look crap for ages.

The upside is that as the area around our mouths has such an extensive blood supply (which is why you bled like a pig), you'll heal quickly.

[klong toey]

Was it all covered by UK's medical services?

Yes all done on the NHS the small community hospitals in Sussex are excellent.

[crippen]

That is some selfie!

[klong toey]

Commiserations, KT. That's pretty big for a BCC. I've had a few smaller ones cut off my arms.

Just make sure you go to a doctor and get some antibiotics quick smart if the stitches even look like getting infected. Otherwise it'll all look crap for ages.

The upside is that as the area around our mouths has such an extensive blood supply (which is why you bled like a pig), you'll heal quickly.

Thanks,must admit bit more drastic than i expected.
Got nurse Gert on the case she loves making a fuss of me,but will keep checking up on the wound its a little bit sore at the moment.

[bankao dreamer]

Wishing you a speedy recovery KT

[Kurgen]

So it's true then KT, TD members end up looking like their avatars

What winks and fux like a tiger?

I wish you a speedy recovery btw

[klong toey]

Thanks for all the good wishes will buy everyone a nice pint of cider, and drink it for you all. ☺️
So that's 20 pints so far by my adding up .

[nidhogg]

Thanks for all the good wishes will buy everyone a nice pint of cider, and drink it for you all. ☺️
So that's 20 pints so far by my adding up .

21. Get well soon.

[Neverna]

Cider, eh? Get well soon, KT.

[Kurgen]

she likes it in cider

[Sumbitch]

Who is Gert? A live-in nurse to take of the bandages and such? Or is it Mrs. klong toey?

The plan was to cut a flap of skin out to cover the wound but because of the bleeding he stitched my lip up instead,bastard surgeon.

Don't understand why the surgeon needed to stitch your lip to stop the bleeding from your chest wound.

[Kurgen]

red wine hangover.....BASTARD!

[somtamslap]

red wine hangover.....BASTARD!

I haven't had a hangover since January.

I'm no longer mentally equipped to deal with them and spend the subsequent week in a sort of existential anxiety-stricken agony.

Therefore I've basically had to train myself to drink more without it affecting me the following day.

You need to man up, Kurgen. Stare down the bastard hangover and with a full glass of liebfraumilch shout "nein - not today you sadistic kunt"

That's what you wanna do, bud.

KT. I'm not a million miles from you. Get well soon. Where's me Thatchers?