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    Drivers/riders who take 90 deg corners at 45 degrees, even worse when they cross into the wrong lane 50m early.

    Bastards!

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    People that burn their rubbish. Nowt like some burning plastic bags and old tryres with a bit of electric cable to give you tingle in your lungs.

    Bastards!

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    dirty, stinking, selfish, polluting

    SMOKERS

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    Blatant flatulence on a packed jumbo jet.

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    sorry about that, ate too much Durian before boarding

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    I always have to fart when flying but I'm sneaky about it.

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    I will usually eat a pizza the night before I'm due to fly purely because they give me some horrible rancid farts, sit there pretending to be asleep and dropping them nice and quiet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    I always have to fart when flying
    To fly when you are farting takes incredible bumhole control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    To fly when you are farting takes incredible bumhole control.
    A sustained burst in order to become airborne, followed by sporadic gusts lest yee wish to crash land, is all the control a seasoned gruntsman needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    I always have to fart when flying
    To fly when you are farting takes incredible bumhole control.
    It's all about the pressure differential thingy....

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    cant get shoe,s my size, there all for little people,

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    Pick up trucks converted into mobile adverts with huge speakers that crawl along blocking traffic and making dogs bark.

    Bastards!

    When you get 3 or 4 of them in a convoy is a double fukka.

    Bastards!!

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    there is a law in the UK that allows you to throw rocks at said vehicles

    it was passed in 1746, relating to the Town Crier regulations shouting from a moving cart

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    Pick up trucks converted into mobile adverts with huge speakers that crawl along blocking traffic and making dogs bark.

    Bastards!

    When you get 3 or 4 of them in a convoy is a double fukka.

    Bastards!!
    Provincial and Tambon elections: seemed like every fcuking 5-10 minutes [for a month]....the farther one is located from a higher populated area, the more disturbing they seem to be.

    Fuckers. Only time I wished to have a gun.
    Last edited by Rural Surin; 11-01-2013 at 09:34 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Only time I wished to have a gun.
    You liar. I know you own several and use them frequently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Only time I wished to have a gun.
    You liar. I know you own several and use them frequently.

    ".....from my cold dead hands"


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    Ignorant people who blindly walk along text messaging.

    Bastards!

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    Ignorant people who blindly drive along text messaging.

    Fuckwits!

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    ^ yes at traffic lights, and their still sitting there when the light turns green, but you miss out on going cause you were stuck behind!!!

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    shoping, i hate shoping, wife goes into a trance like state, looks at the price and wieght of every item on tesco,s shelves,

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    Modern electronic gadgetry of every flavour...

    A plague on all your dwellings.

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    People who stick their fingers up their noses, ferret about a bit, then flick out a greenie. Then use that hand to grab hold of something public, like a skytrain stanchion, motorsy taxi handhold etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weewillywinkie View Post
    People who stick their fingers up their noses, ferret about a bit, then flick out a greenie. Then use that hand to shake your hand (but you are unaware they have just been booger mining.)
    Quite agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by weewillywinkie View Post
    People who stick their fingers up their noses, ferret about a bit, then flick out a greenie. Then use that hand to shake your hand (but you are unaware they have just been booger mining.)
    Quite agree.
    Then there are those odd sorts that prefer to gobble-up their nasal takings...

    Yummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by weewillywinkie View Post
    People who stick their fingers up their noses, ferret about a bit, then flick out a greenie. Then use that hand to shake your hand (but you are unaware they have just been booger mining.)
    Quite agree.
    Then there are those odd sorts that prefer to gobble-up their nasal takings...

    Yummy.
    I just discovered a booger farm on the wall above the desk where my 6 year old boy plays on the computer.

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