Daily Moan

[fohk]

Is that papaya for ingestion or insertion?

[thaimeme]

Is that papaya for ingestion or insertion?

Up to you...

[Dillinger]

^ get some coffee down you and some castor oil

[RangsitRiot]

Thai Food will clear you out

[palexxxx]

and a bowl of weet bix (weetabix for you poms).

[fohk]

The missus dildo or suppositories.

[Dillinger]

and a bowl of weet bix (weetabix for you poms).

I'm a Pom, I buy the weetbix, mainly because I'm a cheap barstard though

[chassamui]

and a bowl of weet bix (weetabix for you poms).

Those two product are completely different. The sawdust in weet bix does not absorb milk.

[ltnt]

Very ripe papaya...

Awfully large aren't they? How do you manage it?

[ltnt]

The missus dildo or suppositories.

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Wrong thread, no doubt about it. Look under "suppositories," for Australians and Aborigines.

[ltnt]

I'm a Pom, I buy the weetbix, mainly because I'm a cheap barstard though

I use it for wall plaster and tile grout. You sure you're Pom?

[klong toey]

Bastard's
Took my old BTS card today had it about 8 years or whenever they original issued them.
Got a crappy rabbit card instead give me back my old card.

[fohk]

Some [at][at][at][at] sprayed a skull on the bonnet of my car in the carpark, I fohking hate Halloween.

[RangsitRiot]

Being stalked by some old stoner. Creepy. My water pump is up the spout.

[ltnt]

My Thai wife is turning western. Every time I'm either sitting comfortably using my computer or watching a sports program she has to run in with the Hoover or decide now's the time to take down the curtains for cleaning. What's wrong with women? Must be seeking attention...she ducks the boot in flight every time.

[thaimeme]

My Thai wife is turning western. Every time I'm either sitting comfortably using my computer or watching a sports program she has to run in with the Hoover or decide now's the time to take down the curtains for cleaning. What's wrong with women? Must be seeking attention...she ducks the boot in flight every time.

Any Thai girl that makes a habit of cleaning, regardless, is a keeper...

[Latindancer]

Mine seems to regard the cleaning of the sink and bathroom as MY job ! Or maybe she's just too slack to get around to it ?

Makes up for it in other ways though....many times over.

[Kurgen]

I'm propper fucked off with noisy Japanese people today.....BASTARDS !!!

[ltnt]

Any Thai girl that makes a habit of cleaning, regardless, is a keeper...

How true. She hates to let other Thais even sit on the furniture as they are "dirty." I don't know how she found me, but I ain't lost anymore. Wonderful women and keeps me happy. I knew she was the one for me when she woke up in the mornings "singing." Never saw that trait in any woman from any country. After 10 years she's still singing and I'm still smiling.

[Stumpy]

I knew she was the one for me when she woke up in the mornings "singing." Never saw that trait in any woman from any country. After 10 years she's still singing and I'm still smiling.

Man isn't that the truth. Never in all my years here in the states did I ever experience that. My wife sings all the time, especially when cooking up some incredible dish, she also does it with a big smile on her face.

[klong toey]

Just got out of taxi by our house live Bang Chak some lonely Australian comes up and ask me if I am Australian, no I reply do I look like a criminal.

[thaimeme]

Just got out of taxi by our house live Bang Chak some lonely Australian comes up and ask me if I am Australian, no I reply do I look like a criminal.

Were you dressed like this......???

[ltnt]

Just got out of taxi by our house live Bang Chak some lonely Australian comes up and ask me if I am Australian, no I reply do I look like a criminal.

ProbablyTerry57. Lost all his friends down on soi tak-it-in-da-azz, so roaming about looking for new poofs to share his photos with.

[VocalNeal]

Someone keeps calling me from a no name number +8045000. I never answer anonymous callers.

There is no +804 and I can't call back or send a message to tell them to piss off.

Probably some Nigerian Princess who has inherited some money. Why do they have to be so persistent?

I hope the call is recorded for training if I decide to answer.

[slackula]

I need to get a new bathroom door mat of a colour that doesn't perfectly camouflage the fucking huge dead rat that the cat has left neatly laid in the middle for me.

Squelching a semi-eviscerated rat while stumbling barefoot to the bathroom for a piss in the middle of the night is not fun, especially when the furry little bastard that left it sits looking all disappointed that I'm not thrilled with his generous gift.