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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Ant, they have them in NZ too, but along the sides of the roads so you don't swerve off track.
    Ant you ever been to New Zealand? its worth a look

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Ant you ever been to New Zealand? its worth a look
    Not what it used to be, though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Shrugging can develop into a way of life....
    Probably the most important lesson in integrating into Thailand. The small stuff will chew you up and spit you out if you cannot shrug it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Probably the most important lesson in integrating into Thailand. The small stuff will chew you up and spit you out if you cannot shrug it off.
    On reflection, surviving in thailand might be more accurate than integrating into thailand.

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    My dog escaped this morning and someone took a picture of him shitting on their daffodils in their garden, they then proceeded to post up a thread on the town FB site .

    Thing that irks me is they know the dog and we know their dog who is a worst offender.

    But putting on Faceache ffs. 15,000 members and 40 odd comments!!! Wankers..

    Anyhow, the dog had his hour of fame and I got them to remove the topic by bribing them with a box of chocolates and giving them some Chitty sweet talk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    I got them to remove the topic by bribing them with a box of chocolates and giving them some Chitty sweet talk


    You should of given them a home cooked meal

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    and a pizza?

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    Poor old Chitty's dog poo-shamed. There might be a big fine on your way, Chiity!


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    Dog poop vigilantism!!


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    I'm tempted to go around tonight and curl one out myself on their front lawn.

    Faceache wankers, just knock on my door you lazy fat fooker and tell me where my dog is? Jeez how many times have I took you hussy of a bitch home when it's on heat.

    Apparently it pissed in their porch as well.

    I might save up a three pint piss for later...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    and a pizza?
    That fooking hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Poor old Chitty's dog poo-shamed. There might be a big fine on your way, Chiity!

    It's a civil matter as he crapped on their property .

    So no fine this time, apart from spending 4 quid on a box of Milk Tray this morning.

    Hope she fvcking chokes on them

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    Chit, get yer sen a dodgy chinky, a can of sweet corn and drink 3 pints of Andrews, jump up and down a while and reverse yer sen into their letterbox and enjoy a proper backyard blowout

    They won't complain about a doggy turd after that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    It's a civil matter as he crapped on their property .
    Actually if Chitty's Shiity mutt crapped on the garden bed located on the PUBLIC footpath ... it's not 'their property'.


    If Chitty's Shiity mutt crapped on the garden bed located inside the neighbours garden ... I'd be shitty also.


    Rock, hard place and all that

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    On reflection, surviving in thailand might be more accurate than integrating into thailand.
    I'd say it takes true devotion to integrate, while common sense and a philosophical outlook help toward mere survival. I reckon god was real smart to give us shoulders, can't imagine how we would shrug without them.

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    Dog-shaming is surely a hate-crime that can be prosecuted, especially with Thailand's computer/online protection laws...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    My dog escaped this morning and someone took a picture of him shitting on their daffodils in their garden, they then proceeded to post up a thread on the town FB site .

    Thing that irks me is they know the dog and we know their dog who is a worst offender.

    But putting on Faceache ffs. 15,000 members and 40 odd comments!!! Wankers..

    Anyhow, the dog had his hour of fame and I got them to remove the topic by bribing them with a box of chocolates and giving them some Chitty sweet talk
    Ime if you keep dogs you need to be lucky with the neighbours even if they also have dogs; incidents are going to occur, mostly slight but sometimes more serious, so both sides need to understand that however well trained their dogs they are still dogs and therefore unpredictable.

    Worst of all is bitter neighbours triggered by permanent lodgers like dogs/kids, so good on you for grovelling to prevent a bitsy issue from festering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    I'm tempted to go around tonight and curl one out myself on their front lawn.

    Faceache wankers, just knock on my door you lazy fat fooker and tell me where my dog is? Jeez how many times have I took you hussy of a bitch home when it's on heat.

    Apparently it pissed in their porch as well.

    I might save up a three pint piss for later...
    So much for the moral high ground, aw...fok...!

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    I farkinwell hate neighbours with children and dogs - should be banned...
    Last edited by Bettyboo; 09-03-2019 at 03:11 PM.

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    Chitty,your panlicker has let down your good name,it should of dropped a load on the car bonnet.

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    Take second grade to the library, no problem
    Come back to the office, grown adults watching different youtube videos at full volume

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    Just hit 36C (and humid) where I'm staying ... and it's supposed to be Autumn here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Ant you ever been to New Zealand? its worth a look
    I'll be sure to go and take a look one of these days

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    Ruddy pissing down for days!
    It's that wet even the dog won't go out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Not if one is a sound sleeper.
    Mine will wake the dead. The Bankaew breed is very 'boran' (ancient) and when the three of them get to howling, I'm guaranteed to be woken.

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