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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    PM me the forum's resident narcissist's address (I'm sure you know it). I'll do it.
    ...sounds dangerously akin to stalking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    The only fun to be had with Valentines is sending cards to colleagues with cryptic clues as to whom it could be from and then watching the fun as the narcissists think they've pulled.
    Sounds like when we were young teens, you'd go over to a chick on yer mate's behalf, tell her he fancies her and ask her to 'go away' with him.

    She'd tell ya to tell him to F Off.

    You'd go back and say, yeah, she said head over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Sounds like when we were young teens, you'd go over to a chick on yer mate's behalf, tell her he fancies her and ask her to 'go away' with him. She'd tell ya to tell him to F Off. You'd go back and say, yeah, she said head over.

    Yep, you just can't pay for entertainment like that. The Valentines thing with the anonymity though means you can get away scot free unless like me at times, pissing yourself laughing gives the game away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    ^ Will that increase your wisdom or reduce it, Dave?









    [FYI: It's not 7pm yet )
    TBH I'd suck @ being gay !

    I gag when I try and stick the toothbrush that far back in my gob to try and keep the wisdom's bright and shiny.

    So I suppose it was the 'wise' thing to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    TBH I'd suck @ being gay ! I gag when I try and stick the toothbrush that far back in my gob to try and keep the wisdom's bright and shiny.
    ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    In Bangkok

    Just had a wisdom tooth pulled

    Not in the party mood
    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    They knock ya out for it?


    I did one not long ago.

    Decided for my next one I'm insisting on either being unconscious, or in cloud cuckooland on the World's best drugs.
    That really was something else.

    Usual dentist. Known him and his wife best part of a decade.

    Thought I was going in for a filling,

    He poked around for a bit and went humm ... you'll need a crown for that tooth and your rear one is looking dodgy.

    So he ground down the molar for a crown and then asked if I was still numb.

    Yep, so in he went.

    WOW ... in he went. boots and all.

    I had no idea it would be such an invasive operation.

    Nor how much it would knock me around.

    AND I had free pass for Bangkok.

    Luigi's right ... go the drugs.

    The crown is BHT 10,000 and the Wisdom tooth removal was just BHT 1,000 plus some coin for pain releaf and anti-biotics

    “Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago”

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    TBH I'd suck @ being gay !
    Give it a go in March, David. Just for a month. "Men only March" is where it's at, apparently. .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Give it a go in March, David. Just for a month. "Men only March" is where it's at, apparently. .
    Humm ...

    When is Mammaries month?

    That sounds about the right time.

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    You can make a mammary of yourself any time you like, David. No need to wait for a special month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    I had no idea it would be such an invasive operation.

    Nor how much it would knock me around.

    AND I had free pass for Bangkok.

    Luigi's right ... go the drugs.
    Yeah, slice yer gum open, I had 3 Thai chicks levering off the set of pliers for 90 minutes, ended up cracking off shards of my jaw bone as the root had grown into/onto it. 2 of the jaw bone shards then remain in my gum and took a few weeks of them being slowly rejected by my body by being pushed through my gum. Fooked me right up for about 5 days, and was still moping around the place looking for sympathy for a good 3 weeks.

    Was with my sister a few months later and she had a normal tooth (not wisdom) taken out and said she was 'expecting some kind of laser drill or something, not some big fookin' Polish lad to walk in with a set of pliers.'


    Still, does wonders for your future dental hygiene practices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    I was letting the Dentist shove his drill where the Sun don't shine.
    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    He poked around for a bit and went humm
    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Yep, so in he went.
    WOW ... in he went. boots and all. I had no idea it would be such an invasive operation.
    Nor how much it would knock me around.


    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    TBH I'd suck @ being gay !
    ...baby steps...it takes time for a fruit to ripen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...baby steps...it takes time for a fruit to ripen...
    Do your people have anything like Quim Rock?


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    ^...not needed...real men use spit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    TBH I'd suck @ being gay !
    I kinda think that is 90% of the requirement........

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    Do your people have anything like Quim Rock?
    Its for winners.

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    Where's the comparitave shot from a corner showing 3 sides completed?

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    It's all about algorithms, solve those Rubiks puzzles and your well on your way to becoming a bit coin millionaire. ....in theory

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    It's all about algorithms,
    Yes it is. A lad in one of my maths classes consistantly does the cube in under 30 seconds. He's memorised the algorithms, which is pretty good but the true genius is the one who solves the cube with logic, looking at possible outcomes, and forward planning, like a chess player.

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    My daughter can solve a 4x4.

    She's kick started the craze in her school last year, apparently the most popular Xmas present was a Rubiks cube or a Quyi speed cube.
    Nice to see kids playing with mind exercising games instead of phones.

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    The fun part is sticking on an extra colour, so there are 10 red and 8 orange.

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    I'm getting to like those fancy new crossings, and who knows they may also save a life or two once people know what they're for. Still see pedestrians racing for their lives, but it's early days yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    It's all about algorithms, solve those Rubiks puzzles and your well on your way to becoming a bit coin millionaire. ....in theory

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    who knows they may also save a life or two once people know what they're for.
    Ever the optimist.
    Coincidentally, zebra crossings have appeared on all the suburban back streets here. Nobody, but nobody, takes any notice and the pedestrians are not stupid enough to try to use them. Even the one outside the school is completely ignored.

    ^ The brain power and concentration to do that is awesome. Milliseconds to see and make a move, keeping track of 3 puzzles at the same time.

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    Christ, with Dave and Lulu bringing up Wisdom teeth extraction it had to happen. One of mine had payed up for years but i've put it off, its been at it again the last week and this time its for the chop. Went for an emergency appointment Weds and its being wrenched out later today - not looking forward to it.

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