Daily Moan

[Maanaam]

Not starting on your wife, just concerned for your meal ticket ya muppet

My meal ticket? I get 1000 baht an hour for teaching maths to advanced students. At a government school. 3 years and counting....go figure.
Knobhead.

[Maanaam]

His wife?








Whooops.

so proud of yourself, attacking my wife when you can't get to me. What a slimy lowdown scumbag you are.

[NamPikToot]

Manny,

No one is attacking your wife, we are immensely proud that she's taken you on, you know with all the issues. Its really good to hear you've found some useful employment, honestly good on you.

[bowie]

full volume. It seems to be mandatory. I'm not against people enjoying themselves but why do they have to be so fcuking LOUD?

They're just being considerate of the elderly gentleman who lives on the next soi down, he's hard-of-hearing and they wouldn't want him to miss out.

My hearing ain't what it used to be, but, not a problem over here.

You are dead on target with this one. They do not have volume knobs: only "off" or "10"

[OhOh]

And I am not a long-winded person....I state my case clearly and concisely. It is so utterly disrespectful and belittling to be on the receiving end of this

[nidhogg]

My meal ticket? I get 1000 baht an hour for teaching maths to advanced students.

A whole 1000 baht per hour? Colour me impressed.


Well, not really. You know, i do not really have an axe to grind here, but i am quite amazed at your inability to learn when you should just shut up and let things slide.....

[NamPikToot]

i am quite amazed at your inability to learn when you should just shut up and let things slide.....

This.

If you share your shit on a public forum, be prepared to get shit about your shit. If you dish shit on a public forum expect to get it served back. Don't get shitty.

[jabir]

My meal ticket? I get 1000 baht an hour for teaching maths to advanced students. At a government school. 3 years and counting....go figure.
Knobhead.

Bladdy hell they offered me 500, told them nicely where it might fit.

And ftr I am not a tefler or a real teacher, so I don't even know why they tried it on.

[tomcat]

be prepared to get shit about your shit

...sad but true...blood in the water is irresistible to many...

[Mandaloopy]

We're having an Olympiad next week- way to give advance notice 555

[AntRobertson]

Still, cucumber, seriously WTF!?

[nidhogg]

Still, cucumber, seriously WTF!?

They are just organic dildoes for women. Don't go messing with that stuff, its not respectable.

[Dillinger]

My work computer got fried yesterday. Now I have to use my own laptop, but all the files that I need are on my now fried 'puter.

Take the hard drive out of it, buy an external case, plonk it in, plug the usb into your laptop and Voila

[happynz]

Thanks, dill.

[Dillinger]

^ Those external cases/enclosures are only around 300 baht and just plug straight in.

You will have an external hard drive then to save whatever on, which it sounds like you need

[OhOh]

Thanks, dill.

I would suggest taking your computers/HD to a store to ensure the move goes without a hitch. Again a few hundred THB.

[Dillinger]

^ its not a technical job, unscrewing the back of a laptop, unplugging HD, plugging into case then plugging usb into a pc.

[OhOh]

I appreciate your expertise. Not everyone is as knowledgable as your good self.

[NamPikToot]

We're having an Olympiad next week- way to give advance notice 555

Who is she? anyone we know

[NamPikToot]

They are just organic dildoes for women. Don't go messing with that stuff, its not respectable.

They ain't organic in Thailand prolly got some nasty shit sprayed on them

[Ennis]

Daily Moan....

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob RIGHT off.

3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he
put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof; I think
it was the bad wind I had the other day that blew them off.

6. My lavatory seat is all cracked, where do I stand?

7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path; my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are just plain filthy.

11. The next door neighbor has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.

15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his large cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction from him at all.

21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2 or national programme.

22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has a fungus growing in it.

[Chittychangchang]

Companies that don't reward loyalty but instead see fit to hike up your bills hoping you won't notice, then it takes you an hour to actually talk to someone after going through all the phone option and then they just want to sell you something.

Arggg! !!!

[Dillinger]

^ The only Arab company to come from Manchester hiking their matchday coach travel fares?

[jabir]

Committees making decisions that they know will backfire, but the alternative is to piss off one life and soul of the party that didn't consider the negative consequences of his proposal.

[Mandaloopy]