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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    just carried 48kg of rice
    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    that's nothing: I carry 90kg up the stairs every day
    You sure do eat a lot of rice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noelbino View Post
    Some miserable sod has been stealing our shoes from the front steps.
    Asshole!!!!
    I watched a barefoot monk walk past a house, stop, turn around, and fit himself with one of the pairs of shoes outside, then carry on.

    Make sure it's not dogs. Have a look around. Dogs have been stealing the neighbourhood shoes almost nightly for a few months. They don't take them far.

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    FFS.
    LOS, land of stupid.
    I lost my car drivers license. Rang the transport ministry; Sure, come in before 3:30 and bring your passport.
    20 km from Hatyai to Songkhla.
    Get there at 12 to be told, "Oh no, you have to go to immigration and get them to fill a form testifying your address."
    But I'm not applying for a license or renewing my license, I'm replacing the piece of plastic. The license is valid for another 3 years. Here's my motorcycle license, that's valid for the same amount of time.
    "Doesn't matter. Speak to the boss if you want."
    Wife goes behind the counter to the boss's desk. He tells her the same thing.
    But why? You have all our details on record and the car license is still valid. Is his motorcycle license valid? What's the difference?
    That's just the way it is.
    Immigration office is in Hatyai, so it meant back to Hatyai, queue at immigration, then back to Songkhla, then home to Hatyai, 80 km's all up on my scooter.

    Guess I'll get by without the piece of plastic until renewal time in 3 years.

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    Shouldnt you get a police report first?

    Id do that if i were you and they might not act so stupid and send you all around the wrekin
    Last edited by Dillinger; 27-10-2017 at 02:11 PM.

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    Only two legged dogs around here!!!

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    I keep getting texts to say that "you've got exciting news" from my online lottery account. Had half a dozen or so in the last month. Trouble is, the winnings are too little to be any good to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Shouldnt you get a police report first?
    Standard practice if you lose anything that needs replacing. Obtain a police report.

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    Gerts got flatulence only good thing is no smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Gerts got flatulence only good thing is no smell.
    May be you have a cold? Lucky you.

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    It's a bugger not being able to get good pies up here.
    The orphans are starving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack101 View Post
    It's a bugger not being able to get good pies up here.
    The orphans are starving.
    How are you meant to live on skinny orphans? They need to be at least 20% fat or they just end up dry and tasteless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    No. Words evolving take time to become "not incorrect".
    It goes from wrong, to commonly made mistake, to uneducated use, to normal (but incorrect), to accepted use, to OK, to correct.
    All of which should take generations.
    The point in question though; cheeses, fishes, peoples, breads etc was never incorrect because we're no longer talking about an uncountable noun (for cheese and bread), but types of those uncountable nouns and types of those nouns which have their own plural or are already a plural.

    I should become a tefler.
    You'd be odds on to become a "tefler of renoun".

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    Got a right hammering playing online roulette yesterday. Disastrous session early afternoon, then, after winning the losses back, carried on while pissed up, eventually to zero. What an ass. I've set up weekly limits now so I can't waste so much. I don't seem to learn.

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    I learnt my lesson a few years ago. Now I never, never play for real money.
    The free games on line satisfy my innate desire to gamble.

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    Fuckin fuckers!

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    Screw FaceBook. It makes the wife jealous and then she rants at me.

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    ^ stop adding all your ex girlfriends then

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    but I don't have an account ^ No all the twats that come here and buy their tarts a house etc...

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    Went shopping in Villa this morning playing fecking Christmas carols in there, you've been warned.

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    ...^check out the humongous display of holiday hampers at the Paragon supermarket...looks like a gay Godzilla in seasonal drag...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    Fuckin fuckers!
    too true!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Went shopping in Villa this morning playing fecking Christmas carols in there, you've been warned.

    Noooooooo..!!!

    Normally "carols" sung by Asian kids that sound like Chipmunks on Helium at 130dB volume.

    Jinga ben, jinga ben
    Jinga awda way... etc.

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    ^ Murly clitmas?

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    Transport links in cuds are shite. (Indonesia)

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    but I don't have an account ^ No all the twats that come here and buy their tarts a house etc...

    Got that regular, latest a tart in her village opposite aunt landed herself falang, they always seem to be a fuking airline pilot. Bought her a new Merc and a 6 mil house, she must take it up the arse! Have to look at the car pic, my response is usually to start talking about something else.

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