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    People who crash into electricity pylons on Saturday mornings leaving my house without electricity.

    Bastards!
    I do hope this isn't the reason my leccy went of at 9 am this morning

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    Companies that apply info/warning stickers and packaging to their products but use glue that leaves a sticky residue behind when you take the sticker off. I fucking hate this, the correct glue has been around for years. cunts!

    Foreigners that pick up on and stupidly copy this thai habit of saying cheers every three minutes and expecting everybody to comply. Fuck off will you?
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    ... I like to fantasise sometimes, and I lie very occasionally... my superior home, job, wealth, freedom, car, girl, retirement age, appearance, satisfaction with birth country etc etc... Over the past few years I have put together over 100 pages on notes on thaiophilia...

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    Red wine last night, playing cricket in about an hour = lots of nonspecific moans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    People who crash into electricity pylons on Saturday mornings leaving my house without electricity.

    Bastards!
    I do hope this isn't the reason my leccy went of at 9 am this morning
    https://teakdoor.com/thailand-and-asi...van-crash.html (Chon Buri: 7 dead in van crash)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    Foreigners that pick up on and stupidly copy this thai habit of saying cheers
    That's a Thai thing? Wow! Happy I don't know you're version of Thai's I suppose.

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    ..you have said your goodbyes, the little lady is in front of you, and what do the do when they get to the threshold..stop dead....ggrrrrrrrr

    ..back home your hands are full of shopping, she opens the door, you file in...not, she's done it again !!! right on the threshold.........ggrrrr

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    Arabs shouting to each other from one side of Coffee Club to the other.

    Bastards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Arabs shouting to each other from one side of Coffee Club to the other.
    That bird working in the fishermen's Coffee Club.

    Although she looks quite fit it was as if she had to go to Brazil to get the beans to make me and a mate a cup of coffee. Over 20 minutes it took.

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    Salad and chips, oven.... one hour 10 mins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Red wine last night, playing cricket in about an hour = lots of nonspecific moans
    Win the toss elect to bat put yourself in at number 10 can get some more sleep then, that's what i did when captain of my local cricket team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Although she looks quite fit it was as if she had to go to Brazil to get the beans to make me and a mate a cup of coffee. Over 20 minutes it took.
    Takes a while for her to fully digest the beans. Then screening them through the strainer, a quick drying process, grinding them and finally after roasting, she makes you a perfect cup. 20 minutes, NOTHING L.T. ENJOY!

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    Me: "Medium coffee, please". Braindead waitress: "Brewed, Sir?" Since they ask the same fucking question every time, I tried, "No thanks, instant please." Ms. Braindead, "Sorry sir, we only have brewed coffee." Me: "Then when I ordered coffee, why did you ask me if I wanted brewed coffee when you don't have any kind of coffee other than brewed?" Waitress: Totally blank look, retreats muttering. Wife gives me the 'you expected something different?' look.......Oh well.

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    ^Same family as "air line stewardesses."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Arabs shouting to each other from one side of Coffee Club to the other.
    That bird working in the fishermen's Coffee Club.

    Although she looks quite fit it was as if she had to go to Brazil to get the beans to make me and a mate a cup of coffee. Over 20 minutes it took.

    Are you on about the nbew one that started about 4 days ago? I experienced her for the first time today but she must be getting the hang of it as I only waited 15 mins.
    I would post pictures but life's too short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Are you on about the new one that started about 4 days ago?
    It was only today I realized the coffee shop had finally opened. I suppose she is new and I had to give her my order twice as she forgot the first time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    I experienced her for the first time today but she must be getting the hang of it as I only waited 15 mins.
    But your a hansom man.

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    ignorant bastards that just copy everything you do, even to the point of copying your ads word for bloody word

    fuk em

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    Foreigners that pick up on and stupidly copy this thai habit of saying cheers
    That's a Thai thing? Wow! Happy I don't know you're version of Thai's I suppose.
    The Thai transliteration of Cheers is Fuck Off...
    Perhaps Spin doesn't realize this.

    Thai humour.

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    People who fit Lexus badges to the fronts of their Yaris'


    Twats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    People who fit Lexus badges to the fronts of their Yaris'


    Twats!
    Or put a Mercedes star on the front of their Suzuki APV. I kid you not!

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Red wine last night, playing cricket in about an hour = lots of nonspecific moans
    Win the toss elect to bat put yourself in at number 10 can get some more sleep then, that's what i did when captain of my local cricket team.
    I ended up batting at six...





    ... scored 1 run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    The Thai transliteration of Cheers is Fuck Off... Perhaps Spin doesn't realize this. Thai humour.
    Fuck off Jeff

    spin humour

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    ^People who think they're funny.

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    False claims

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    Losers in Winnipeg or Saskatoon.

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    Customers who start the conversation off with ,talking about the weather. "It's raining" It'sunny" "Did you hear the weather report for today"
    Yes it is the English way,moaning about the weather,but I hear it all day from every customer.

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