View Poll Results: Do You Eat Insects? Or kiss Gals That Do?

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  • I love insects

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    The Insect Eating Thread

    Post those nasty pics of people eating insects here.

    Here's a particulary nasty picture of deep fried great big beasty spiders stolen from here


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    Fok me it gets worse....




    Roasted Scorpions
    Slow Roasted Heterometrus Spinifer Scorpions. Due to involving from an amphibious ancestor they taste similar to a sea prawn with a slightly bitter taste. They can be enjoyed straight out of the can or served with a variety of dips and sauces.

    £1.99 GBP



    Roasted Small Crickets
    Delicately roasted farm raised edible small crickets seasoned with various spices. Net weight 30g

    £1.99 GBP
    Order your roasted bugs here

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    The nutritional content of edible insects and other animals based on a 100 gram serving are as follows:
    Energy
    (Kcal) Protein,(g) Iron (mg) Thiamine (mg) Riboflavin (mg) Niacin




    Termite
    (Macrotermes subhyanlinus) 613 14.2 0.75 0.13 1.15 0.95
    Caterpillar
    (Usata terpsichore) 370 28.2 35.5 3.67 1.91 5.2
    Weevil
    (Rhynchophorus phoenicis) 562 6.7 13.1 3.02 2.24 7.8
    Beef
    (Lean ground) 219 27.4 3.5 0.09 0.23 6.0
    Fish
    (Broiled cod) 170 28.5 1.0 0.08 0.11 3.0

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    Some tasty insect recipes obtained from the Iowa State Department of Entomology EntoGopher are as follows:

    Rootworm Beetle Dip
    2 cups low-fat cottage cheese
    1-1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
    2 tablespoons skim milk
    1/2 cup reduced calorie mayonnaise
    1 tablespoon parsley, chopped
    1 tablespoon onion, chopped
    1-1/2 tsp. dill weed
    1-1/2 tsp. Beau Monde
    1 cup dry-roasted rootworm beetles


    Blend first three ingredients. Add remaining ingredients and chill.

    Banana Worm Bread
    1/2 cup shortening
    3/4 cup sugar
    2 bananas, mashed
    2 cups flour
    1 teaspoon soda
    1 teaspoon salt
    1/2 cup chopped nuts
    2 eggs
    1/4 cup dry-roasted armyworms


    Mix together all ingredients. Bake in greased loaf pan at 350 deg F for about one hour.

    Chocolate Chirpie Chip Cookies
    2-1/4 cups flour
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1 tsp. salt
    1 cup butter, softened
    3/4 cup sugar
    3/4 cup brown sugar
    1 tsp. vanilla
    2 eggs
    1 12-ounce pkg. chocolate chips
    1 cup chopped nuts
    1/2 cup dry-roasted crickets


    Preheat oven to 375 deg F. In small bowl, combine flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. In large bowl, combine butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla; beat until creamy. Beat in eggs. Gradually add flour mixture and insects, mix well. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded measuring teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 8-10 minutes.

    Bug Blox
    2 large packages gelatin
    2 1/2 cups boiling water (do not add cold water)
    Stir boiling water into gelatin. Dissolve completely.
    Stir in dry-roasted leafhoppers.


    Pour mixture slowly into 13 x 9 inch pan. Chill at least three hours. BLOX will be firm after one hour, but may be difficult to remove from pan. Cutting blox: dip bottom pan in warm water 15 seconds to loosen gelatin. Cut shapes with cookie cutters all the way through gelatin. Lift with index finger or metal spatula. If blox stick, dip pan again for a few seconds.

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    Gourmet Meals in cans
    Special Thai green curry, Tom Yum and Tom Kha with juicy high protien scorpions or Giant Silk Worms, great served with jasmine rice and washed down with a cold beer.

    £5.99 GBP 100g

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    Roasted Small Frogs
    Delicatley roasted small frogs with tasty and spicy seasoning.

    £3.99 GBP

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    Fried Spiders
    Delicatley roasted Big Fat hairy tarantula spiders tossed in a tasty and spicy seasoning.

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    Roasted Termite Eggs
    Delicatley roasted termite eggs in a tasty and spicy seasoning.

    £3.99 GBP

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    Ants Eggs
    Ants eggs are a popular additive to spicy salads and are also very tasty on toast!

    £7.99 GBP

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    Hornet Grubs
    Preserved Hornet Grubs in salt water brine! Scientists have discovered that the Hornet bee and its grubs have astonishing powers to boost human stamina. Hornet bees have the energy to fly the equivalent of more than two marathons in search of food for their young.

    £11.99 GBP

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    Bug Snackz™
    We have a variety of farm raised baked insects in special foil packets in flavours such as spicy Tom Yum, Issan Laab, Pad Grapow, Smokey BBQ ect.

    £1.99 GBP

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    thank fok for that, there must be a god in this world

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    culinarily speaking, thai food is very good but some peoples of this country have the most terrible concept of what can be eaten; the isolated abo and african bushman I can condone his eating habits but can not do the same for our hosts with their disgusting crispy creepy crawlies in full view downtown Bkk!

    de gustibus non disputandum est ... yea right!
    Give me smelly blue cheese, tripe, fried brains,
    liver, rabit etc. any day of the week but keep the fokin bugs
    away from my chops.

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    You beat me to my next dinner thread. Excellent!

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    I tried rice bugs once. You know those who look like big cockroaches. They are pretty expensive for such an ugly critter but they don't taste that well.

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    Only animals eat insects.

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    Fabian is a German

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    I suppose we should include snails in this as only Thais and the French eat them, I got to admit I have know idea how they cook these and I really don't feel like asking.


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    I have to admit I have eaten snails in Europa as well as in Thailand. The small ones in Thailand are not that delicious though.
    The big ones from France are much better.
    I think the Thais just boil them in water.

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    Snails eaten by my staff;

    I really don't know how they catch these, I can't imagine they just go out looking for snails, anyway here is a picture of the unpicked snails.


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    Hell once they are picked they just look like cockles to me, they use a tooth pick to get the beasties out of their little house.


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    DD, I have to admit that I eat everything you post here except "spider"

    ops: I love insects!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Hell once they are picked they just look like cockles to me, they use a tooth pick to get the beasties out of their little house.

    I eat those too. ops:

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    Bargains galore on the net.


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    But how many of them are in a can?
    How much are water bugs these days on the streets of Pattaya?

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    This is my fav one ops:



    yummy!!!!

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    You sick fekker, GoW.

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    Reminds me of that spit or swallow thread and would you kiss her afterwards, i believe most guys agreed that women were disgusting but would try to make them swallow

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    Funnily enough, it made me think of rimming. But then again, most things do ops:

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    I suppose when it is put in that context eating a few bugs aint really that bad

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    Marmite, you should try!

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    What rimming?

    I'm an expert. In fact only last night I ............

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