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			<title>Mates and muckers.</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:54:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[What are real mates? The ones who pile in the backseat of the motor when they aren't as pissed as you? The bloke you've known for twenty years who...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>What are real mates? The ones who pile in the backseat of the motor when they aren't as pissed as you? The bloke you've known for twenty years who can't bother his arse to come and look at something because it's raining? Maybe the geezer who puts a sheckel in the old mans hat? The mother and father of kids that you haven't met yet, and the kids you haven't met have kids of their own who you haven't met yet? The bloke you never met before who covers your arse &quot;just because&quot;? You, yourself?<br />
  A mate is a mate. Untill they prove otherwise.<br />
 <br />
The Floyd.<br />
&quot;Where were you when I was burned and broken<br />
While the days slipped by from my window watching<br />
Where were you when I was hurt and helpless<br />
Because the things you say and the things you do surround me<br />
While you were hanging yourself on someone else's words<br />
Dying to believe in what you heard<br />
I was staring straight into the shining sun<br />
<br />
Lost in thought and lost in time<br />
While the seeds of lifeand the seeds of change were planted<br />
Outside the rain fell dark and slow<br />
While I pondered on this dangerous but irresistible pastime<br />
I took a heavenly ride through our silence<br />
I knew the moment had arrived<br />
For killing the past and coming back to life<br />
<br />
I took a heavenly ride through our silence<br />
I knew the waiting had begun<br />
And headed straight..into the shining sun &quot;</div>

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			<title>Alternative toy stories</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:40:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Have just been watching James May tv show on toys from another era.

Things such as Airfix models, lego, Meccano , Scalelextric and Pasticine.

They...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Have just been watching James May tv show on toys from another era.<br />
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Things such as Airfix models, lego, Meccano , Scalelextric and Pasticine.<br />
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They definitely figured in my childhood, but they cost a lot and whilst you could always afford the basic sets, improving them on a paper boys wages was not feasible.<br />
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The alternative for me and my brother was to play wars with marbles. Marbles could be won in the playground and we won loads, hundreds and hundreds of them. Generally they were multi-coloured, but pale and dark blue were in the majority.We had the plastic models of soldiers as well to add a touch of reality, but the essence of it was our own imaginations.<br />
So I was the indians and took all the marbles that weren't blue against my brothers army of pale and dark blue cavalry.<br />
Hours of inexpensive fun ensued, he always won because he was older than me.<br />
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Lets have your play with toy alternatives.</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[JJ'S DAY]]></title>
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			<description>G,DAY AND HAPPY BURPDAY JJ, HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE MATE..:ourrules::)</description>
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			<title>Have You Ever Walked Off a Job?</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:06:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[In our working years, most of us worked under others.  

Some bosses were great, others OK, and a couple I've had were awful: poor leaders, paranoid,...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>In our working years, most of us worked under others.  <br />
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Some bosses were great, others OK, and a couple I've had were awful: poor leaders, paranoid, backstabbing, etc.<br />
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Have you ever walked off the job, for good?  Have you ever basically said, F-you?&quot;<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g</a></div>

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			<title>Would you be a nude model?</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:46:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>One of our esteemed members has been doing some nude modelling work today for a group of middle aged women.  

Not sure how much it paid but...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>One of our esteemed members has been doing some nude modelling work today for a group of middle aged women.  <br />
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Not sure how much it paid but apparently it was OK money for 1 hour work, and it paid extra if you went completely nude, but being a little shy about his small penis he opted for the pants on option.<br />
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Would you model naked? Pants on or off?<br />
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I would, and pants off is no problem to me, I quite like the idea of putting the Dagenham Dambuster on display, give the ladies a thrill.  <br />
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A week in the gym first might be an idea though.</div>

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			<title>Looking for a thread!</title>
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			<description>Anyone know where the thread about ATM machines not dispensing cash but still charging your account is? The search function is so shite on TD that...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Anyone know where the thread about ATM machines not dispensing cash but still charging your account is? The search function is so shite on TD that you can't search 'ATM'.<br />
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Just used Bangkok Bank ATM with a K-Bank card and it stiffed me for B4,500.<br />
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Bastards!</div>

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			<title>You guys ready for this shit?</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:31:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The Mayan calendar predicted the world would end Dec. 21, 2012. Is this true? ... posted by Phreshview [at] 21:11 23 comments. Sunspot activity to...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The Mayan calendar predicted the world would end Dec. 21, 2012. Is this true? ... posted by Phreshview [at] 21:11 23 comments. Sunspot activity to peak in 2012 ...<br />
<a href="http://www.theyear2012.blogspot.com" target="_blank">The Year 2012</a> - 166k - Cached<br />
Pole shift / Planetary alignment 2012? [Archive] - Bad ... <br />
 .. constant is 584285, in which Mayan date 13.0.0.0.0 correlates to Dec 23, 2012. ... 4 min of RA, so if we define +/- 2 minutes RA as &quot;close enough&quot; we're ...<br />
<a href="http://www.bautforum.com/archive/s__id252&quot;&gt;index.php/t-7145.html" target="_blank">www.bautforum.com/archive/s__id252&quot;&gt;index.php/t-7145.html</a> - Cached<br />
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Knock your self out, I know some gonna believe it.<br />
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What was that chicken saying that just ran by here?</div>

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			<title>The History of TD ?</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:38:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>How about it DD and other long timers ?

What was the first post ?

When where forum milestones acheived ?

inquiring minds want to know :mid:</description>
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What was the first post ?<br />
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When where forum milestones acheived ?<br />
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<i>inquiring minds want to know</i> :mid:</div>

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			<title>Good news for those that enjoy a tipple.</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:13:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[This makes me feel better, I think I'll go out for a couple tonight to celebrate. 

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 				* 					Alcohol 'protects men's hearts' 				*

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>This makes me feel better, I think I'll go out for a couple tonight to celebrate. <br />
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				 				<b> 					Alcohol 'protects men's hearts' 				</b><br />
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 		 		     		 		 	                                                                 	 		 			 			 				<img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46753000/gif/_46753089_winebeer.gif" border="0" alt="" /> 				Wine, beer, vodka - the type of drink did not appear to change the results<br />
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 			 		 		 	  	   <b>Drinking alcohol every day cuts the risk of heart disease in men by more than a third, a major study suggests.</b><br />
The Spanish research involving more than 15,500 men and 26,000 women found large quantities of alcohol could be even more beneficial for men. <br />
Female drinkers did not benefit to the same extent, the study in Heart found. <br />
Experts are critical, warning heavy drinking can increase the risk of other diseases, with alcohol responsible for 1.8 million deaths globally per year. <br />
The study was conducted in Spain, a country with relatively high rates of alcohol consumption and low rates of coronary heart disease. <br />
The research involved men and women aged between 29 and 69, who were asked to document their lifetime drinking habits and followed for 10 years. <br />
Crucially the research team claim to have eliminated the &quot;sick abstainers&quot; risk by differentiating between those who had never drunk and those whom ill-health had forced to quit. This has been used in the past to explain fewer heart-related deaths among drinkers on the basis that those who are unhealthy to start with are less likely to drink. <br />
<b>Good cholesterol</b><br />
The researchers from centres across Spain placed the participants into six categories - from never having drunk to drinking more than 90g of alcohol each day. This would be the equivalent of consuming about eight bottles of wine a week, or 28 pints of lager. <br />
 	  	 		     			     				 				 			            <img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/shared/img/o.gif" border="0" alt="" /> 			             			                 					 			                 			                      			                     	 		 			<img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/start_quote_rb.gif" border="0" alt="" /> 			<b>People should not be encouraged to drink more as a result of this research</b> 		<img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/end_quote_rb.gif" border="0" alt="" /><br />
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 			                 			                      			                     	Professor Martin McKee<br />
London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine<br />
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 			                 			             			         				 				 			     			 	    For those drinking little - less than a shot of vodka a day for instance - the risk was reduced by 35%. And for those who drank anything from three shots to more than 11 shots each day, the risk worked out an average of 50% less. <br />
The same benefits were not seen in women, who suffer fewer heart problems than men to start with. Researchers speculated this difference could be down to the fact that women process alcohol differently, and that female hormones protect against the disease in younger age groups. <br />
The type of alcohol drunk did not seem to make a difference, but protection was greater for those drinking moderate to high amounts of varied drinks. <br />
The exact mechanisms are as yet unclear, but it is known that alcohol helps to raise high-density lipoproteins, sometimes known as good cholesterol, which helps stop so-called bad cholesterol from building up in the arteries. <br />
<b>'Binge-drinking'</b><br />
UK experts said the findings should be treated with caution because they do not take into account ill-health from a range of other diseases caused by excess drinking. <br />
&quot;Whilst moderate alcohol intake can lower the risk of having a heart attack, coronary heart disease is just one type of heart disease. Cardiomyopathy, a disease of the heart muscle, is associated with high alcohol intake and can lead to a poor quality of life and premature death,&quot; said the British Heart Foundation's senior cardiac nurse, Cathy Ross. <br />
&quot;The heart is just one of many organs in the body. While alcohol could offer limited protection to one organ, abuse of it can damage the heart and other organs such as the liver, pancreas and brain.&quot; <br />
The Stroke Association meanwhile noted that overall, evidence indicated that people who regularly consumed a large amount of alcohol had a three-fold increased risk of stroke. <br />
&quot;Six units within six hours is considered 'binge-drinking' and anyone indulging in regular 'binge-drinking' increases their risk of stroke greatly,&quot; said research officer Joanne Murphy. <br />
Public health specialists warned no-one should be encouraged to drink more as a result of this study. <br />
&quot;The relationship between alcohol and heart disease remains controversial,&quot; said Professor Martin McKee of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine. <br />
&quot;While there is good evidence that moderate consumption is protective in people who are at substantial risk of heart disease - which excludes most people under the age of 40 - we also know that most people underestimate how much they drink. This paper adds to the existing literature but should not be considered as definitive. &quot; <br />
In the UK, the recommendation is no more than two to three units of alcohol a day for women - the equivalent of one standard glass of wine - and three to four units for men. 
			
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			<title>Wanted Blackgang- 500,000 baht reward</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:35:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Anyone interested in a 500,000 baht reward for information leading to the arrest of one of our elder posters.

<a...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Anyone interested in a 500,000 baht reward for information leading to the arrest of one of our elder posters.<br />
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<a href="http://www.pressdisplay.com/pressdisplay/viewer.aspx" target="_blank">PressDisplay.com - Newspapers From Around the World</a><br />
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SAN DIEGO: FBI officials say an elderly, thin, grey-haired man nicknamed the ‘‘<b>geezer bandit</b>’’ is responsible for holding up five San Diego-area banks since summer.                     <br />
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Investigators say the man appears to be in his 70s. Officials say that in his robbery on Monday, he approached a Bank of America teller in La Jolla, displayed a handgun and asked for cash. He fled on foot. FBI spokesman Darrell Foxworth says investigators believe the man is also responsible for robbing four other San Diego County banks since August 28. <br />
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Law enforcement officials are offering a US$16,000 (500,000 baht) reward for information that leads to his arrest and conviction. AP</div>

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			<title>Old Pics...anyone wanna see ?</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:16:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Digging through some old photos recently, I came across many i had forgotten were in there.
 
Some of Grandparents farm, great grandparents...circa...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Digging through some old photos recently, I came across many i had forgotten were in there.<br />
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Some of Grandparents farm, great grandparents...circa 1900....old cars and other stuff.<br />
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Also found a pic of BobsKnobs man boobs.....anyone wanna see them ??<br />
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I shall do some scanning and post them if enough interest....or not.</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[The People's Champ resorts to nude modeling to make ends meet!]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:46:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Yes it's true!
 
As I have not touched base with Scampy for a couple of weeks, and as I knew he is going through "another phase" of his life I...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Yes it's true!<br />
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As I have not touched base with Scampy for a couple of weeks, and as I knew he is going through &quot;another phase&quot; of his life I thought I would give him a call this morning.<br />
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And yes he was on his way to an art class and for a session of nude modeling. <br />
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Now we all have probably seen Scampy at different stages of undress and due to his quite explicit &quot;YouTube&quot; video presentations but the question is &quot;Will the People's Champ Get Lucky&quot; and more importantly will he be able to keep his organ in a professional mode particularly if the class has any young female Japanese students.<br />
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I am sure a picture thread will follow with a full report about his nude &quot;Bear Rug&quot; experience.</div>

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			<title>7 year old nephew goes on violent rampage</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:06:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I really don't know about nippers thesedays. When I was younger I'd occupy my time playing a healthy game of hopscotch or running down the lane with...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I really don't know about nippers thesedays. When I was younger I'd occupy my time playing a healthy game of hopscotch or running down the lane with pushing a hoop along with a stick..but, of course, times they are a changing..<br />
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I bought a new game for my rarely used Playstation 2 the other day. It's called Grand Theft Auto, Liberty City Stories.<br />
I cranked it up and systematically completed a few missions, shooting a few gangsters and taking a few close up pictures of drug deals along the way.<br />
My 7 year nephew heard the sounds of the game and ran into the room, massive grin all over his face. I wasn't really sure I wanted him playing the game but he was ridiculously excited about having a go, so I T'd up a tame mission for him. All he had to do was pick someone up and drop them off.<br />
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The first thing he did was get out of the car, run up to what appeared to be a prostitute, beat her to death with a baseball bat and nick all her cash..he continued to do this without prejudice to old people, business men and pimps. Then when he had enough cash he drove to the gun shop, bought an Uzi and massacred everyone in sight.<br />
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Erm, not quite sure what to make of that..<br />
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A possible lunatic in the making.<br />
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Games been put where young mitts can't reach now.</div>

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			<title>Buying Bran in Pattaya or BAngkok</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[I need to make my own granola, b ecause cereal is so expensive in Thailand. I'm not very creative and most recipes I have call for wheat and oat...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I need to make my own granola, b ecause cereal is so expensive in Thailand. I'm not very creative and most recipes I have call for wheat and oat bran. Where can I buy this stuff?</div>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:35:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Density and poo, now the denser your poo is the better, if your spraying poo out of your bum then it is not dense and you probably are not a happy...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Density and poo, now the denser your poo is the better, if your spraying poo out of your bum then it is not dense and you probably are not a happy person, this also goes for internet content suprisingly enough, thats why mkp which is filled with poo is a members only forum, we don't want everybody in the world to see our poo, we are not all Australian expats nawty believe it or not.<br />
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So, we need to decide what to do with all our extra poo, we got 1 million + posts, aint nobody in their right mind going to read all of them, so what to do about our poo density?<br />
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First we need to define poo in the internet world, poo is a thread that has been up and running for a real long time and got less than say 500 views, I mean if you started a thread 3 years ago and it has 173 views it is poo, yes you may have spent 30 seconds posting the thread but google and yahoo have already said your thread is worthless, they have been saying this for the last 3 years.<br />
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So to tighten up the bowels and density of the poo it would probably be a good idea to move these threads that both google and yahoo think are worthless into a seperate forum.<br />
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Your suggestions gentleman, ladies and katoeys....</div>

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