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    Lights on, lights off

    I am looking for a clapper. Hold on TD posters! This clapper turns the lights on and off. Anyone see any such a thing in Thailand?


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    Why, by all that's holy would you want such a thing?

    Are you completely insane?

    The kid's getting better.

    The pressure is off.

    You do not need this idiotic device.

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    Lazy [at][at][at][at].

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    It's for me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillbilly
    It's for me...
    You really, really, really don't need this.

    Your kids getting better.

    The emergency is over.

    The family are well.

    You, do not need a stupid clappy electrical wanky thing.

    It'll be bust in a month.

    Then again, if it makes you happy

    Buy the mother fucker.


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    Now you got their jingle going through my head. They always advertised near Christmas. Let's see if I can find a link for them.

    You can order one from Amazon.com. It's discounted too.

    http://www.amazon.com/Clapper-Sound-Activated-Switch-Each/dp/B0000CGKLR

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    I've trained the wife to respond to a clap my pals are well impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy
    I've trained the wife to respond to a clap my pals are well impressed.
    Right.

    You clap.

    She looks.

    You clap again.

    She ignores you completely.

    You get a bit of a sweat up, your mates are watching, you clap

    She walks, slowly, to you and kinda nods.

    You, having fully recovered all credebility, with your mates,

    order beers.................


    She looks.

    At you.

    At your mates.

    At you.

    She leaves, erotically.

    You look at your mates.

    You smile.

    They smile.

    You sense their respect.

    They acknowledge your superiority.

    You acknowledge their awe.









    One hour passes

    You get out of the pool and get beers for your mates.

    They sympathise.

    She shops.

    Get drunk.

    It's what mates are for.


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