Design Ideas togetridofsomeone.

**Bettyboo** · 26-05-2016, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Wasp

a pillar in the middle of his room

Why did you have to bring that up? I'd forgotten about that...

Don't spend money on the bastard, Waspy; do not do it!

**Norton** · 26-05-2016, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Wasp

SIMPLEASSHIT dwelling

**Dillinger** · 26-05-2016, 10:31 PM

Make him one of these out of elephant shit, or call Jeff

**Wasp** · 27-05-2016, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by Wasp

a pillar in the middle of his room

Why did you have to bring that up? I'd forgotten about that...

Don't spend money on the bastard, Waspy; do not do it!

Hmmmm .

My sensitive nostrils are picking up some slightly negative thinks here.

Wasp

**pseudolus** · 27-05-2016, 02:22 AM

Dig a very big pit. Put some brush and leaves over it. Hang a tin of leo over it. He falls in, you fill the hole in, and tell wife he said he was going to Bangkok to look for work. Just send an sms to your wife once a month asking for money and she will think he is alive and well.

Job done.

**slackula** · 27-05-2016, 02:43 AM

This thread needs to be upvoted, gave it the 5 stars it richly deserves.

Sorry Wasp, I couldn't do a house drawing if my life depended on it, but thanks for the chuckle-worthy thread.

**wasabi** · 27-05-2016, 02:50 AM

That's very kind of you to look after your BIL.
My BIL didn't ask Me to build him a house, no he just wanted Me to pay off his mortgage arrears,
A mere £6000
Bollocks to that, not My way

**Wasp** · 27-05-2016, 03:11 AM

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Dig a very big pit. Put some brush and leaves over it. Hang a tin of leo over it. He falls in, you fill the hole in, and tell wife he said he was going to Bangkok to look for work. Just send an sms to your wife once a month asking for money and she will think he is alive and well.
Job done.

LOOK !!!!

Bloody Norton and Dillinger !!!

You got Kurgen into the assassination mood and now my ex-new best friend pseudoloidius is at it !!!!

Designs men .

Designs to save me monies.

How did we get off the subject so quickly anyway ?

Wasp

( Thank you slackula )

**fishlocker** · 27-05-2016, 04:38 AM

Just get him some new tin for his current crib and all the kow lao (sp?) he can spill. Celebrate as you hand him up the sheeting.

I don't get all the negativity here. It's a celebration.

**Chittychangchang** · 27-05-2016, 05:04 AM

I'd be inclined to give him a barrel of 100% moonshine, that should save you the cost of an abode for him.

Here's another plan..

**fishlocker** · 27-05-2016, 06:12 AM

Chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang, our fine four fender friend.

We will sleep in a motor car.

Our fine four fendered friend. Chitty bang bang. Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Dick Van Dyke stepps out.

He is doing a chimney sweep job. Down town of course.

**Chittychangchang** · 27-05-2016, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang, our fine four fender friend.

We will sleep in a motor car.

Our fine four fendered friend. Chitty bang bang. Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Dick Van Dyke stepps out.

He is doing a chimney sweep job. Down town of course.

**crepitas** · 27-05-2016, 07:01 AM

Curious ..how will building a dwelling achieve the stated objective of "gettingridof someone". ? Throwing good money after bad methinks...55

**Norton** · 27-05-2016, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by crepitas

how will building a dwelling achieve the stated objective of "gettingridof someone". ?

Build it in Syria.

**OhOh** · 27-05-2016, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Make him one of these out of elephant shit, or call Jeff

The African teenager always looks tasty, untill they hit their 20's.

**OhOh** · 27-05-2016, 11:08 AM

I note you have already laid the tiles in the bathroom. I do hope you used the "slippery when wet" tiles.

**Wasp** · 27-05-2016, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Just get him some new tin for his current crib and all the kow lao (sp?) he can spill. Celebrate as you hand him up the sheeting.

Now look .

It's very simple .

I make a new , cheap as crappy 64 sq metre dwelling 3 plots away from here and he moves there . That's it .

What's complex about that ?

If I give him new tin for his present abode he will still be 7 metres away but with new tin !!!!!
Doesn't achieve the objective of getting rid of him and his fleas , his dogs , his cracked fish tanks, his scrap collection of rusted paraphernalia , his cock, his deceased cat et cetera !

Snot so difficult to unnerstann shorely ?

Wasp

**Wasp** · 27-05-2016, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

I'd be inclined to give him a barrel of 100% moonshine, that should save you the cost of an abode for him.
Here's a plan.............

Oh for CHRIST'S sake who told ChittyChittyBangBang about this ?

Though I note he has at least come up with a construction !!
It's only missing the toilet , the shower , the two bedrooms. But credits for the effort.
In fact a Green credit for showing a drawing of some cement blocks !!

There you are - encouragement surely ?

Wasp

**fishlocker** · 27-05-2016, 05:46 PM

Fishlocher!

**fishlocker** · 27-05-2016, 05:52 PM

Let Bob CSI to it. Bob knows best. Trust in the Bobs.I meant Boobs.Damn, I never be an English teacher.

**fishlocker** · 27-05-2016, 05:54 PM

PLain and simple, deep water out back.

**fishlocker** · 27-05-2016, 06:37 PM

So a long time ago I met a man named "Leaky Boat" or so it sounded. I made it simple for me, so I can remember the guy, but his name was more like KiKie Bhote. An indian profeser teaching clowns from Motorola. Next time I will take three steps back.I was shipped off to the deal, a short story and I did not know any better and I was young so why not.(My sp.sucks.)He was preaching ISO9000 stuff. Scatter plots, multi vary vary charts , orthogonal arrarys, ect.. So I helped these guys set up a system to comply with ISO9000.Why not ,I was the best fool on the floor that they had. We,(they)had key process variables that they monitored to prove they were compliant. It works to this day. Sorry my spelling stinks but alas just a pawn. Never needed to spell well.

What is the bottom line. This cat was a Deming fanatic. All about the cycle.( Plan, Do, Check, Act.)

So what am I trying to say, with my round about ways. Now that you're hooked into the story line.

The professors name was" leaky boat". Nothing wrong with taking a kid fishing. Is there? Just sayen.

Fish out.

**Wasp** · 27-05-2016, 07:04 PM

*
fishlocker ...........

You may have good intentions but this way of writing kills my Thread .

Please don't.

Wasp

**Norton** · 27-05-2016, 07:39 PM

Maybe a prefab or build it yourself from the floor plan here.
https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...ml#post2338646 (Module prefab houses. You own it 100%. Move anywhere.)

**fishlocker** · 27-05-2016, 07:57 PM

Got a little black book with my poems in it, a bag a tooth brush and a comb.

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