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    Fake Lawn Anyone ?

    Has anyone bought , acquired , stolen , installed fake lawn ?

    If " yes " .... is it any good ?

    Where did you get it ?

    Is it plastic ?

    How much was it ?

    Would you recommend it ?



    Anyone ?




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    Mock Linen never

    William Bloat
    [play] [print]
    (Raymond Calvert)

    In a mean abode on the Shankill Road
    Lived a man named William Bloat
    And he had a wife, the bane of his life
    Who always got his goat
    And one day at dawn, with her nightdress on
    He slit her bloody throat

    Now, he was glad he had done what he had
    As she lay there stiff and still
    'Til suddenly awe of the angry law
    Filled his soul with an awful chill
    And to finish the fun so well begun
    He decided himself to kill

    Then he took the sheet from his wifes cold feet
    And he twisted it into a rope
    And he hanged himself from the pantry shelf
    'Twas an easy end, let's hope
    With his dying breath and he facing death
    He solemnly cursed the Pope

    But the strangest turn of the whole concern
    Is only just beginning
    He went to hell, but his wife got well
    And she's still alive and sinning
    For the razor blade was German-made
    But the rope was Belfast linen
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    ??????????????????????????????????

    A fun bit of Rhyme but ..............


    ??????????????????????????????




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    Je suis perplexed .

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    Do you know what lawn means?


    Interesting Facts - Fergusons Irish Linen
    Interesting Facts - Fergusons Irish Linen
    Cambric is used for linens, shirtings, handkerchieves and as fabric for lace and ... and Coleraine damasks and diapers from Lurgan, Lisburn and Belfast lawns
    PS I got my merkhin whig at muffthatcher general Bournemouth

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    If yer not on the square

    Turf Lodge Paddy Powers ,Tip eh rary

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    ^ You gonna end up in the doggy house again mate.

    Wasp here is a link to a BKK supplier.

    Artificial Grass

    Google Astro Turf - Thailand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooter View Post
    ^ You gonna end up in the doggy house again mate.

    Wasp here is a link to a BKK supplier.

    Artificial Grass

    Google Astro Turf - Thailand.


    Thank you hooter .

    Of course they don't give any prices so if anyone happens to know any prices .... or can say whether maybe Global House stocks it I'd be appreciative .



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    This has became the way to go - I had 100 meters laid in my house in Oz looks great expensive but not damaged by sun Weather etc.

    Flatten site sand base weight or nail down maintenance free.

    Looks real

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    OK here goes this is where I got mine,Hoota if I 'm banned beciae a queue of TV perves queu at Trufarts it all your fault


    Company Name: Truf Art Co., Ltd.
    Contact Person: Mr. Praween Rodsomboon
    Address: 91/761 Keha Thani 2, Soi Ramintra 44, Ramintra Rd.
    Sub-district: Klongkum
    Province: Bangkok
    Country: Thailand
    Zip Code: 10230
    North Eastern Nakhonratchasima
    Contact : Khun Ratanarat Wanchan
    Tel : 0812510605
    E-mail : ratana_w@hotmail.com
    Mobile: +66 86-340-2065, +66 83-436-6652, +66 88-246-5205


    TRUF ART Ikid thee knot
    Artificial Grass

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    Don't we already live false and artificial lives?

    ....and then to go with the fake grass.

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    Homemart C rao 600bahts per running metre

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    C Rai of course its on Pahonyothin opposite Big Duck
    I think i've had enough of no avatar and nability to edit

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    Toujours le bon mot

    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Don't we already live false and artificial lives?

    ....and then to go with the fake grass.
    Shirley its better to be a grass than palstic or seedy

    GRACias

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    Authorized dealer:


    Park & Garden Co., Ltd.
    4199 Yotinpatana 11-5
    Klongjan Bangkapi Bangkok 10240
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    Tough nutz prefer

    Turftex | Thailand Distributor of Artificial Turf and Synthetic Grass

    Not sure if they serve Brittles

    Tel662)703-1557-9
    Fax662)703-1617
    Mobile:085-917-4545
    Email:srayut@turftexthai.com

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    My rotarooter
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    Lays sods in day
    Sprinkles while away
    and absorns soidogs pooper

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    Hmmmmmmmmm......

    This simple question went wrong somewhere .

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Homemart C rao 600bahts per running metre

    Excellent .


    thank you

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    Bit of a fukker when the dogs and cats shit on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post

    This has became the way to go - I had 100 meters laid in my house in Oz looks great expensive but not damaged by sun Weather etc.

    Flatten site sand base weight or nail down maintenance free.

    Looks real

    Yep, my mate has just done his front lawn in Perth.

    Cost a bomb but excellent quality and job done.

    I would not be buying the cheap stuff as it would look shit after a while.

    Pay top dollar and buy Quality only.

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    yes the cheap stuff is a total waste of time, it looks nothing like grass. more like astro turf you play sport on.
    the good stuff is about 1000Thb per sqm.
    it cleans up good when dogs shit on it.
    the biggest issue with it is that it gets mighty hot.
    and drop a fag end on it and stand back and watch the show.

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    I personally don't use artificial lawn - but I have seen in in many locations. One is the Black Mountain water park in Hua Hin. They use it near the kid pool.

    This «grass» is hot as hell in sunshine!

    I don't know brand, nor product. Perhaps it is a cheap product and premium brand are better.

    We use Manilla grass for our lawn. It is very sturdy and less prone to wither during the hot season.

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