Originally Posted by
dirtydog
Best bet is to practise with that buck toothed bint that is surrounded by old bats on Soi Yodsak, ie short sighted and deaf, mix the drinks 1 beer to 2 tequillas, fine tequilla that is, "sai Liab". hose down the urinal first, chuck your load on her as smooth as you can, let your knob harden a bit and smooth it off a bit more, once it is real hard, dampen her down a bit more and smooth her down again also adding more spooge to the low points, once she is nearly dry go over her with your tongue with a damp sponge stuck on it to get all the cellulite to the top and then brush this off with a broom.