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    artificial grass.

    i'm looking for something real enough for the dog and my feet but not so that I have to sell a kidney.

    most of the websites i find seem to just blabber on about football pitches. I don't have a lot of space to cover and cant be arsed with real grass.

    any ideas?
    I'd like to see what morning looks like
    Don't wanna drink pint after pint
    I wanna wake up without feeling sick
    But I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic

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    The cheap stuff just isn't worth having.

    Get out your wad and get Astro Turf.

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    Why infuse more plastic or synthetics into our world than needs to be?

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    How is it gonna be cleaning the dog shit and piss out of your plastic grass?

    At least the real stuff thrives on a little manure.

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    Concrete - paint it green!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT
    How is it gonna be cleaning the dog shit and piss out of your plastic grass?

    At least the real stuff thrives on a little manure.

    Quote Originally Posted by Airportwo
    Concrete - paint it green!
    Solved

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    Yes ^^^, watch out for the cheap stuff, incredibly a lot of it isn't waterproof

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    I've just 'grassed' the whole front of a building. I've got all the samples of the different types available and the prices. Send me a pm and I'll put you in touch with the right guys.

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    ^ That is the gayest thing I've heard this year

    I will refrain from the obvious sod puns

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    I used some in a lobby as part of a wall design. I found a supplier across from JJ Mall who had some really good looking stuff for 700b per sq meter. Modernform / Innovasia Carpets has it but it doesn't look as good.

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    Thai Watsadu on Bangna trat highway next to Mega Bangna,

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    Found some artificial grass at the liquor shop, goes by the name Kronic, legal too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I've just 'grassed' the whole front of a building
    did you get a reward?

    artificial grass may be Ok for a football pitch but not really for a dog

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    When I lived in Saudi, I had a small sand garden in the back of the townhouse. Nothing would grow due to the heat, so it was just an ugly, unusable, patch of dirt and sand. I poured concrete, and then Astro-turfed over the concrete base. Added a table with a big umbrella, a big floor fan, a BBQ grill, and I had a pretty decent little patio for the cool of the evening. Of course I didn't have a real dog, just wife number one. And, I was still in Saudi. But, you could sit and drink homemade wine and dream you were someplace else.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    When I lived in Saudi, I had a small sand garden in the back of the townhouse. Nothing would grow due to the heat, so it was just an ugly, unusable, patch of dirt and sand. I poured concrete, and then Astro-turfed over the concrete base. Added a table with a big umbrella, a big floor fan, a BBQ grill, and I had a pretty decent little patio for the cool of the evening. Of course I didn't have a real dog, just wife number one. And, I was still in Saudi. But, you could sit and drink homemade wine and dream you were someplace else.....
    That's what it's good for, dreaming.

    Good on ya.

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