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    Ceterus paribus, neeleh cheewit poochai bogwah mai soopap bhep nee. Tae chan pen pooying Thai pood tong 100%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    God have mercy, can you imagine what the poor child would look like?
    Would make for a good thread if nothing else.

    Jee can post a pic with a school report up on each birthday and we can take bets.

    Then a poll thread and a DNA test to guess the father...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    A 16-way TD gang bang with everybody wearing masks would keep it anonymous and also none of the donors will know which shot was the one that counted which will be good for the collective members' conscience.
    It would be a good idea for Jee007 to not be wearing a mask , otherwise there could be some cases of mistaken identity .
    Imagine if She was bending over and you thought that you'd jump in from behind , a quick hard thrust and before you know it, you got your knob stuck up Ant Robinsons bum
    That would be awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jee07 View Post
    Ceterus paribus, neeleh cheewit poochai bogwah mai soopap bhep nee. Tae chan pen pooying Thai pood tong 100%.
    Your karaoke engrish/tai, is even worse than mine... no way that came from a thai girl... the syntax is all fooked up....

    Ceterus paribus? that's Latin ffs... sorry to stomp on your wet dreams lads... but that's no more thai girl, than I'm Japaneso...

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    Cant be smeg then his thai is near perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jee07 View Post
    Ceterus paribus, neeleh cheewit poochai bogwah mai soopap bhep nee. Tae chan pen pooying Thai pood tong 100%.
    Please don't post in Cambodian. None of us here can understand it. Ta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Your karaoke engrish/tai, is even worse than mine... no way that came from a thai girl... the syntax is all fooked up....

    Ceterus paribus? that's Latin ffs... sorry to stomp on your wet dreams lads... but that's no more thai girl, than I'm Japaneso...
    I just put that through Google translate and this came up :
    "Keep away from Za, shes mine"

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    ทำไมคุณคิดว่าฉันไม่ใช่คนไทย คุณคิดว่าผมเป็นคนโง่เหรอ
    Tamai khun kitwah chan mai pen khun Thai, khun pen khun panyah ohn chai mai?
    Chan pood passa Ankrit, Thai, German, Latin...Khun mor....Ajaan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jee07 View Post
    ทำไมคุณคิดว่าฉันไม่ใช่คนไทย คุณคิดว่าผมเป็นคนโง่เหรอ
    Tamai khun kitwah chan mai pen khun Thai, khun pen khun panyah ohn chai mai?
    Chan pood passa Ankrit, Thai, German, Latin...Khun mor....Ajaan.


    Busted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jee07 View Post
    ทำไมคุณคิดว่าฉันไม่ใช่คนไทย คุณคิดว่าผมเป็นคนโง่เหรอ
    Tamai khun kitwah chan mai pen khun Thai, khun pen khun panyah ohn chai mai?
    Chan pood passa Ankrit, Thai, German, Latin...Khun mor....Ajaan.

    ฉันเชื่อว่าคุณเป็นคนไทย

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jee07 View Post
    ทำไมคุณคิดว่าฉันไม่ใช่คนไทย คุณคิดว่าผมเป็นคนโง่เหรอ
    Tamai khun kitwah chan mai pen khun Thai, khun pen khun panyah ohn chai mai?
    Chan pood passa Ankrit, Thai, German, Latin...Khun mor....Ajaan.
    Is that you, ENT? Or Fluke pretending to be ENT pretending to be Thai?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jee07 View Post
    ทำไมคุณคิดว่าฉันไม่ใช่คนไทย คุณคิดว่าผมเป็นคนโง่เหรอ
    Tamai khun kitwah chan mai pen khun Thai, khun pen khun panyah ohn chai mai?
    Chan pood passa Ankrit, Thai, German, Latin...Khun mor....Ajaan.
    ผมไม่คิดหรอก ใครปัญญาอ่อนกันแน่...สมองกลับ...ผู้หญิงไทยอะไ รวะ ใช้ผมแทนตัวเอง...โกหกทั้งเพ!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jee07 View Post
    ทำไมคุณคิดว่าฉันไม่ใช่คนไทย คุณคิดว่าผมเป็นคนโง่เหรอ
    Tamai khun kitwah chan mai pen khun Thai, khun pen khun panyah ohn chai mai?
    Throw in a little ไม่เป็นไรเกรงใจ and you've got the makins' for a new HIT Potato song.

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    I wonder how that thought process actually goes?

    Is it like you wake up of a morning, a little bored, nothing to do, and think to yourself: "oh I know, I'll pretend to be a Thai woman on an obscure web-forum and try to solicit pics of other men!"

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    Tony wishes he had thought of it first- all those pics of men

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    You seem to post about pics of men a lot.

    Are you quite alright? Something you want to get off your chest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    I wonder how that thought process actually goes?

    Is it like you wake up of a morning, a little bored, nothing to do, and think to yourself: "oh I know, I'll pretend to be a Thai woman on an obscure web-forum and try to solicit pics of other men!"
    Well when you've already been a black paramedic wildcat golf pro formula ford driving yacht owning thai speaking international man of mystery rock star with martial art and book writing skills, coming up with a new persona can't be very easy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Can I be of assistance? I have good genetics.

    This is what I look like:
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    PeeWee is a contender.
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    ^ Heh...Yap, yap!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    I just put that through Google translate and this came up :
    "Keep away from Za, shes mine"
    This might help you, but I doubt it

    How to Build a Strong Social Circle in Bangkok - A Farang Abroad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    I just put that through Google translate and this came up :
    "Keep away from Za, shes mine"
    555 welcome to him

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    The Gentleman Scamp

    or a Catholic Priest, who else speaks Latin nowadays?

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    Smeg . . .

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