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    Can be Fuk u O ka too?In thai O = OK hehe


    C forget at home lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    ^ Yep Katie. You are basically American. Flippo land is another state.

    Slick however would disagree because you are brown in skin color..
    By 2050, most Americans will be brown or light-brown in skin color, due to the Latinos, Asians, intermarriages and other mixed-race people. Have read that somewhere...

    here it is...
    https://realfarmacy.com/what-america...2050-stunning/

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    We have a word for guys like you - "bolero" - someone who tells false compliments. 55
    FYI-KT, there's a Thai word that means exactly the same thing as Bolero and it's very easy for you to remember. Just say Watermelon in Tagalog and you've got it.
    "pakwan" in Thai has the same meaning as "bolero"? A flatterer? I've met some flatterers in my lifetime. One of them was an immigration officer at Mae Sot, as I was crossing over to Myanmar. He said I should visit Myanmar again bcos I'm bootiful. What a pick-up line! Heh

    @dicky - sorry for the thread derailment. How was the ball game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23
    "pakwan" in Thai has the same meaning as "bolero"? A flatterer? I've met some flatterers in my lifetime. One of them was an immigration officer at Mae Sot, as I was crossing over to Myanmar. He said I should visit Myanmar again bcos I'm bootiful. What a pick-up line! Heh
    The literal translation of the Thai 'Pakwan' is 'sweet mouth'
    I know because I are one, with anyone except the buttheads on here.

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    ^another word for my TD vocabulary. Together with rusty trombone, mooning, cottaging etc. Eheheheheheheheh...

    You buttafly chas! Heh

    btw, the Thai "pok-pok" (mortar & pestle) means "prozzy" in Tagalog slang. Come to think of it, the prozzies do get a beating, just like the mortar & pestle. So whenever I see it mentioned here (or in pics), I chuckle. Heh...

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    So what "pakma" what mean Chasy ... you know this?

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    Dog mouth...555...

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23
    ^another word for my TD vocabulary. Together with rusty trombone, mooning, cottaging etc. Eheheheheheheheh...
    THE DOOR is an education and will expand your horizons in life Katie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza
    So what "pakma" what mean Chasy ... you know this?
    No, but I do know what a Pacman is. Do tell?

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    Where Dickie my t rak? Chasy can you tell him I miss him? how much price from bkk to fuk u oka?lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    ^ Yep Katie. You are basically American. Flippo land is another state.

    Slick however would disagree because you are brown in skin color..
    The fuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post

    How much price from bkk to fuk u oka?lol
    Fook all if ya swim Za-Dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza
    how much price from bkk to fuk u oka?lol
    I can give you the airmiles if you do a piccy thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23
    y 2050, most Americans will be brown or light-brown in skin color, due to the Latinos, Asians, intermarriages and other mixed-race people. Have read that somewhere...
    Fine by me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    To be fair, I found the Thais had much better English skills (in general).
    Can use body langauge....you want try with me? 555+

    I remember soon will be yor BD (this month) so this year will be the frist year you will have party in new country ?...

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    Maybe the lads will take Dickie to Soapland for a happy birthday...

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    BB can you tell Dickie for me? I miss him ...

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    Sadly Za, Dickie is now beyond your reach, physically, emotionally and financially. I for one have no wish to add to your misery further.

    Let it be and move on.

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    OK better start new thread then...

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    Or just take the hint and fook of from this one za

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    How much is
    A BJ
    A packet of condoms
    A course of STD treatment
    A sushi roll in the cuddle bar
    A pair of clean boxers (non Muay Thai)
    A juicy fruit or
    A left handed katoey?
    I think we need to know

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    Great thread!! And congratulations to you and your wife for really doing something with your lives while still young!! Not live with those "if only" thoughts in 20 years!!

    I want the pitter patter of little feet in a couple of years!! Please?

    Good luck for a the positive continuation of your new life.

    I won't mention Za, others have voiced my same thoughts very well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    Hey Richard, Outside ya family unit is the average Pan Head friendly to you or do they think ya some sort of Alien or sumptin. ?
    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker
    Yea Dickie, how about it. Can you call them pan heads, blind them with dental floss and still expect them not to spit in your rice cakes? Just askin is all.
    Hmm good question...from my 'limited' experience, I find them less open than Thais, much more conservative... I almost said less friendly, but that's not it...

    They are just more reserved, until they know you, then they are open, warm and friendly. It just takes a while for them to suss you out first, I feel.

    For instance, I wanted to whack up a big ass sign, in front of my gaff, teacher lives here - sign the fook up now, ya wombats... something like that...

    Anyway, that's a no, no... gotta get to know the neighbors first... see how they react... sensitive folk the Japs... gotta act real humble and super nice.. I'm the only honkey in this moo baan, so the gossip will spread fast that a gaijin has moved in...

    I gotta represent Kiwi innit... no taking a dump on me barren lawn... I'm all sophisticated now...(flicks a snot ball in the general vicinity of the rubbish bin)
    Just caught up on the thread. Funny stuff Dicky. Was same for me in Thailand albeit Thai's seem more friendlier right away. Like you I am the only Honkey in the moo ban so I have to be on the up and up til they warmed up to me.

    This one old lady down the street loves me. She lives alone and can't do much, When I bust out my loud ass weedwhacker to clean up the street I will go all the way to the end and clean up her shit. She gives me Mango's. Sadly I have 4 Mango trees. Its the thought that counts. I wish I could use some round up weed killer but I have 2 wells and don't want that nasty shit to soak down to the water table. Next would be 2 headed lizards and birds with 3 wings.

    Hey I just found out that they have this "Cleanest house in the moo ban" dealio where the Moo Ban Committee ( who ever the fuk that is) go around and vote. I guess this one guy one street over has won it for a long time, found out he got dethroned as our house was voted the cleanest I told my wife..."WTF...I do not want the publicity and people walking down to see our shit". My FIL had a big smile. Shit man, now the pressure is on to sustain it. According to my wife they do this to promote people keeping their shit up nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Great thread!! And congratulations to you and your wife for really doing something with your lives while still young!! Not live with those "if only" thoughts in 20 years!! I want the pitter patter of little feet in a couple of years!! Please? Good luck for a the positive continuation of your new life. I won't mention Za, others have voiced my same thoughts very well.
    Thank you, Patsy... very nice of you. Hope you are doing well too, na krub..

    555 JP, sounds like the Thais (at least in your neck of the woods) are emulating the Japanese - in terms of cleanliness/tidiness... nice to hear.

    I am still struggling with the pedantic nature of the garbage/recycling routine here... I think I need a PHD to decipher the garbage rules... oh well, I'm finally getting house trained heh...

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