Thread: Planes, trains & Automobiles, 3 chinese citys

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

Taxis in Kunming all have a perspex or steel cage around the driver, fok knows why

..... Chinese people, especially when drunk, are violent bastards.

Stayed here a night , nice place and next to emerald lake



There must be a few bucks in Kunming, spotted this Maserati in the carpark of the hotel.


Heres a Map shows the places we were banging around in




The great helmsman


After check in its time to grab a taxi and go check out the kunming sites

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Chinese people, especially when drunk, are violent bastards.

Thats what i thought, They seemed aggressive little fookers sober, got a couple of pics in here somewhere of 2 blokes having a fisticuff in the market, and saw it nearly come to blows on the plane with a couple of blokes

The work bench

Chinese Apartment painters dangling of ropes



Looks like plenty of folks have a few Yuan in the pocket but still see beggers around, This bloke was playing that awful chinese racket , but at least he was having a try eh


Not like this geezer


Heres the 2 chinese blokes having a ding dong, the cops soon showed up and sent em on there way

More later

nice action - but seriously.....where are the pics of the cute pieces of chinese tail?

Im getting to the beer and birds bit shortly

better do - or I will interject with some of the mainland chuff I have boffed and photographed. Buck your ideas up sunshine.

The second lesson should be, wheres the Toilet? Bloody chinese beer made me piss like a racehorse,



I must of been in the red light area because i spotted a tubby chinese girl getting around in suspenders and stockings


This little dolly had an awesome chassis, melon was a bit rough though



eye candy everywhere,

City looks very clean.
Amazing given their habits.

exactly, Kunming, chengdu, and chongquing were all surprisingly clean given the amount of throat clearing and spitting that gets done . quite impressive really, The air pollution was pretty bad in chengdu and more so in chongquing though




Green Lake in Kunming

Old Blokes flying there kites



Haircut time

There you go psuedolous, couple of fit looking birds there

Another cute one.

I hope that's your hair he was asking you about BLD? I know what these fruity barbers can be like.

Never really fancied China much, but it does look very interesting. Nice thread mate, cheers.

He was a bit light on the loafers for sure ,

Chinese tuk tuk




Oldies exercising in the park








Time for a feed after all that sight seeing





i ate well in china

up early in the morning and we are of to catch a domestic flight to chongquing ( Home of the Sichuan hotpot, need to pop a couple of rolls of toilet paper in the fridge before tackling that one


Plenty of domestic carriers about and cheap to fly about the place, some look a bit dodgy though

A couple of shots of Kunming from the plane window





The mandatory shitter photo




A couple more from the window

Looking good so far!

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Woeful beer, and the other shit you were drinking most likely gave you Hep a, b and c.

^ I couldnt get on with any of the chinese piss, i think the best out of a bad bunch was snow beer, couldnt find it everywhere though, ended up drinking heinekin or whatever imported beer i could find, found some dark chimay belgian beer one night, not cheap but at 9 % i didnt really need to many .Probably just got the Hep A and C , Im hep B resistant

Chongqing is an amazing place its described as the Megalopolous youve never heard of and is the fastest growing urban center on the planet

The view from out the window of the hotel, plenty of smog


Our gaff in chongqing







The sign in the swimming pool telling punters not to spit in the pool.

Designated spit bins!! Well I never did.

Nice looking hotel room.