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    Missed news story

    Two felang Woman got their kit off and went for a swim in the moat near Tapae gate at about 2 AM last night . Im not sure whether they were completely naked or wearing thongs, it was dark and I couldnt see properly

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    These threads are like troll versions of those cookery programs where some chef gets a rat, some mud and a box of nails and has to use them to produce a three-course meal.I have faith in you though, Fluke; you have a certain expertise in this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Passing Through
    and a box of nails
    ah , cocktail snacks - can be quite palatable with the correct accompaniment beverage

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    It honestly really did happen . I saw it myself .
    It was between Tapae gate and Spicy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    felang
    farang

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
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    felang
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    Northern Thai accent : Felang

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    Did the crocs get 'em, Fluke?...

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    What an exciting life you lead Fluke. Did the missus let you out again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
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    felang
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    Northern Thai accent : Felang
    Borroks, jao.

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    This bloke gets more and more weird.

    So -Flake, you were spying on them? Creepy fooker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
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    felang
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    ฝรั่ง...


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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    This bloke gets more and more weird.

    So -Flake, you were spying on them? Creepy fooker.
    Not at all, I stood there brazenly watching .
    It was the first time that Id seen a naked white woman since the Flying Scotsman in Kings Cross about ten years ago

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    I had to put my thongs on last night it was so cold here in Oz ��

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    er, Spicy is still going?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    This bloke gets more and more weird.

    So -Flake, you were spying on them? Creepy fooker.
    Not at all, I stood there brazenly watching .
    Let me guess. The women told you they wouldn't come out of the water until you left but you just stood there like a perv.

    Then I bet you said, scoundrel that you are: "I didn't come down here to watch you two ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm just here to feed the alligator."

    Yeah, I know your sort, Flake.



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    What the fuck is a FELANG by the way? Anyone worked this out yet?

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    It's an abbeviation for all the people he rubs up the wrong way everyday-

    Feel Angrys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    It's an abbeviation for all the people he rubs up the wrong way everyday-

    Feel Angrys.
    I think it's more the despair foreigners feel if they have the misfortune to end up having to listen to him.

    Feel Anguish.

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    Flake Even Lies About Noshing Gnu's

    ??? is this it?

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    I didn't know goats are nocturnal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    What the fuck is a FELANG by the way? Anyone worked this out yet?
    It means a Caucasian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
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    This bloke gets more and more weird.

    So -Flake, you were spying on them? Creepy fooker.
    Not at all, I stood there brazenly watching .
    Let me guess. The women told you they wouldn't come out of the water until you left but you just stood there like a perv.

    Then I bet you said, scoundrel that you are: "I didn't come down here to watch you two ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm just here to feed the alligator."

    Yeah, I know your sort, Flake.



    I saw some felangs swimming in the moat, I was about to tell them that the water is dirty and rats live and swim in there and that they really should get out , before I could inform them, they got out of their own accord and thats when I noticed that they were skinny dipping, although they mat have had thongs on , they were white and transparent and it was dark, so, I could quite see well enough to know for sure

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    Look at all my medals Fluke's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by mingmong View Post
    er, Spicy is still going?
    Just about, not been there in years , seems very quiet there now, when I walk past,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    I was about to tell them that the water is dirty and rats live and swim in there and that they really should get out , before I could inform them,they noticed i had my nob in my hand and ran off
    FTFY bud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Great story, I just tossed myself off reading about it
    Sorry that I couldnt get any photos for you

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