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    Saraburi Nightlife locations wanted

    Does anybody know where all the bars/clubs locations are in saraburi that you'd find either bargirls or just promiscuous females etc

    or even the locations of massage parlours or hotels etc that offer the same services you'd expect to find in pattaya for example

    feel free to pm me the details .. thanks

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    Ask Somtamslap....he is a local...or was and loves the place.

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    that offer the same services you'd expect to find in pattaya for example
    Think you'll be hard up mate.

    Quite possibly only the local scene.

    Ask a tuktuk driver to take you to a local house of fun.

    Something like 'Baan puying yu ti nai khrap?' Where is a house of girls? (someone with better Thai might correct that)

    Don't expect other towns in Thailand to be like Pattaya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    Ask Somtamslap....he is a local...or was and loves the place.
    ..oooh its a fabulous place...if you like concrete, and heavy traffic and absolutely jack all for us whiteys to do or eat...

    Quote Originally Posted by toodkeng
    Does anybody know where all the bars/clubs locations are in saraburi that you'd find either bargirls or just promiscuous females etc or even the locations of massage parlours or hotels etc that offer the same services you'd expect to find in pattaya for example
    For all your prostitution needs..I've been told that the area around the bus station is where it's at..as in your run of the mill upcountry karaoke joints, where you'll pay 100bt to have your privates fiddled with for the evening before joining the lady of easy virtue in a dingy room out back where its common place to part with a 1000bt for a short period of pelvis bumping.....

    Along the road that runs parallel to the bus station are plenty of clubs where, being a whitey, it's like picking apples from a tree..no payment necessary..

    What's taking you to Saraburi, toodkeng? I managed two years there and was very happy to get the fuck out..it's grim to say the least.

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    lol.. yes it is a bit of a concrete jungle .. but i'm quite happy here .. its nothing like pattaya which is good as i hate being 5000 miles away from the uk and still surrounded by drunk farangs ..lol , i lived in pattaya for a year while i studied scuba diving .. was glad to get the fuck out of there .. but i do miss the girls to look at .. plenty of gorgeous ones here but they dont sit around in school uniforms and knee high boots ..lol .. being in saraburi is obviously a bit more boring in terms of things to do .. but atleast when i girl smiles at you its not cos she wants your wallet ( mostly ).. and the farang celebrity status feels more genuine all round which is nicer .. i live here with my thai gf who is a teacher .. its a good location for me cos i like travelling around thailand and saraburi is more or less in the center which is a good starting point .. all concrete here but muak lek is just a short drive away and its got some pretty fantastic scenery around there if your an outdoors type of person like me .. me and the gf often go trekking over there through the jungles and waterfalls etc ..

    anyway 1000baht for short time .. bloody hell .. thats a bit pang .. even most the girls in pattaya only charge 500baht..lol

    what did you do while you lived here for two years somtamslap ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by toodkeng View Post
    lol.. yes it is a bit of a concrete jungle .. but i'm quite happy here .. its nothing like pattaya which is good as i hate being 5000 miles away from the uk and still surrounded by drunk farangs ..lol , i lived in pattaya for a year while i studied scuba diving .. was glad to get the fuck out of there .. but i do miss the girls to look at .. plenty of gorgeous ones here but they dont sit around in school uniforms and knee high boots ..lol .. being in saraburi is obviously a bit more boring in terms of things to do .. but atleast when i girl smiles at you its not cos she wants your wallet ( mostly ).. and the farang celebrity status feels more genuine all round which is nicer .. i live here with my thai gf who is a teacher .. its a good location for me cos i like travelling around thailand and saraburi is more or less in the center which is a good starting point .. all concrete here but muak lek is just a short drive away and its got some pretty fantastic scenery around there if your an outdoors type of person like me .. me and the gf often go trekking over there through the jungles and waterfalls etc ..

    anyway 1000baht for short time .. bloody hell .. thats a bit pang .. even most the girls in pattaya only charge 500baht..lol

    what did you do while you lived here for two years somtamslap ?
    Please tell, having tried to make sense of that paragraph, that you are not teaching English.

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    haha .. no .. i'm not an english teacher

    but i understand what your getting at .. when i write on the internet i never use proper grammar .. ie too many dots to space out my sentences etc

    however, i am aware of that and understand how to write a sentence properly if need be

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    No problem, was just saying !


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    Quote Originally Posted by toodkeng
    what did you do while you lived here for two years somtamslap ?
    I was teaching down there..you'll know the school, the biggest in Saraburi..How long have you been there, I'm guessing not too long..but you're right about Muak Lek and the scenery it has to offer..and Pak Chong and Khao Yai are just up the road..

    Enjoy it all mate..at least you got a Tesco in town..there's also a fairly good steak place pretty much opposite the entrance to the train staion..also ask one of the locals where 'The White House' is..got a load of bars and clubs down there too.

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    Wasn't there a thread a while back about the worst place in Thailand. Think Saraburi won by a concrete mile.

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    ^Yeh, I started it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    ^Yeh, I started it...


    Touche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    also ask one of the locals where 'The White House' is..got a load of bars and clubs down there too.
    i was actually going to ask you where that was, ive heard about it .. and actually i have no locals i can ask .. which is why i came on hre to find some details

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    Ling Land is only up the road,

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    you mean lopburi ?.. its a bit far away to sneak out for a quick bit of fun ...lol

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    Been to Saraburi hundred of times. But never actually stop there, funnily enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Enjoy it all mate..at least you got a Tesco in town..there's also a fairly good steak place pretty much opposite the entrance to the train staion.
    Is it the large 2 storey place with big windows looking out to the railway station and night market? Think it's called "The Corner" or something?
    The best thing Saraburi has got going for it is that it is famous for its' curry puffs believe it or not!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon
    that it is famous for its' curry puffs believe it or not!
    I believe it. Somtamslap was forever extolling the virtues of the puffs in Saraburi, especially in some place called the whitehouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate
    Been to Saraburi hundred of times. But never actually stop there, funnily enough.
    Yep, the by-pass road gets all my business.....though the wife says it's one of the most risky sections of roads in Thailand for highway robbery ??

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    toodkeng, re the whitehouse, if you turn down a soi near the traintrack with a 7/11 on the corner (bit vague I know) go up there for a a couple of 100 metres, turn left and thats the road with all the pubs..there's an American owned place down there too..although the name escapes me..I've tried to put the whole episode behind me

    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon
    called "The Corner" or something?
    Somet like that yeh..
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Somtamslap was forever extolling the virtues of the puffs in Saraburi, especially in some place called the whitehouse.
    Plenty of puffs in the bully...the whole place stunk of em...specially the whitehouse area..

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    The only thing I remember about Saraburi is my car was covered in cement dust and it had been raining, I went to survey a job at a chicken farm which was on the road to Lopburi and when I came back to the hotel in BKK even the guys wanted to know where I'd been, they must have felt sorry for me and took it to be cleaned for me, it was a brand new car still had the red plates

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    Quote Originally Posted by FarangRed
    my car was covered in cement dust
    Saraburi is also known for producing the finest cocaine known to man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FarangRed
    my car was covered in cement dust
    Saraburi is also known for producing the finest cocaine known to man.
    Really?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Saraburi is also known for producing the finest cocaine known to man.
    Yeah. I heard their twin city is Bogota.
    Many cultural and student exchanges take place each year.
    Amazing fact-Bogota is the largest importer of Saraburi's chicken curry puffs.
    Last estimate was 32 tons per year.
    2nd was Baan somtamslap with just under 26 tons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon
    2nd was Baan somtamslap with just under 26 tons
    Import or export?


    On a snidenote, i first met somtam culturaly exchanging himself in a small village not a million miles from Bogota. Lamai.

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