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    My views of Ayutthaya

    It is lacking in farang food, I am now starving hungry and the 7/11s don't even have those mexican fake burgers that you can microwave, also the 7/11s staff have been trained to hand you your bag of goodies you have bought as you hand out the cash, so you buy 50bahts worth of stuff and mr moron holds out the bag for you while you hold out the money for him, you tentavely wait for him to put the bag down on the counter and take your money, but he just looks at you stupidly, you wait a little bit more and he profers you the bag again with a tentative wiggle of it, you look at the foking idiot and wonder why the fok wont put it down on the counter and take your money, in the end you give in and take the foking bag and just drop it on the foking counter, he looks suprised, I mean does he really think you are gonna hold a bag while waiting for change when you need two hands to put your change in your bumbag or wallet? This has happened 4 times now in the last 2 days, at least in Pattaya we trained the idiots out of doing this.

    SEX, nearest I got to that was walking thru a building site and seeing some bird breast feeding her baby, she did have nice size breasts I might add but I had other things on my mind other than taking a picture, future idea for a new thread perhaps?

    They got a shitload of old Temples here if you want to do a Budha type thing.

    Did I mention I was hungry

    The tourists here all have farang galfriends which is a bit strange, I mean what the hell did they come here for if it aint the wild perverse sex? hell just have a look at the views in the Temples Forum, people aint interested in Temples judging by the views per Temple, but don't worry I have been to about 20 in the last 2 days and have about 280 to go.

    The Thai people here all seem quite nice and happy, not like Pattaya, I think in Pattaya the Thais live in fear a bit too much, way too much crime and violence, here they are happy and talkative, although I should mention that they have been infected by TEFLERS, yep the dirty scummy TEFLERS are here in Ayutthaya, every Thai I have spoken to here has asked me if I am a Scummy ESL, obviously they should realise that I don't look like a scummy ESL due to my dress sense, but they don't, it's quite sad that the first experience for these natives here in Ayutthaya of foriegners is scummy teachers, I suppose thats why farangs are generally hated by the local population, these scum are everywhere and spreading.

    The police here keep doing clamp downs on drivers, but I aint quite worked out their hand signals on whether you are supposed to pull over or not, it don't seem to make much difference if you don't stop, hell why even bother stopping if you aint got a driving license and are pissed, seems a bit stupid to me.

    Anyway I shall back in sleazey Pattaya pretty soon so can upload loads of piccies

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I mean does he really think you are gonna hold a bag while waiting for change when you need two hands to put your change in your bumbag or wallet
    Again with the bumbag, this really has to stop dd!!

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    scummy teflers.
    (Hope they didn't see the hyundai, and the bum bag)
    fuck your chances of building in ayathaya

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    Did you take the famous red sewing machine with you mate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    It is lacking in farang food
    There's 3 or 4 places that do western food. apart from the German place, none of it is that good.

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    What about ladyboy whores?

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    ^ Do you want to find one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok View Post
    ^ Do you want to find one?
    Look we know about you, daley boy and the prominent "she is a he" poster at Thai Visa. Let it lie.

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    DD, I thought it was a bit tricky to get hold of yaa baa these days.

    Obviously i was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    DD, I thought it was a bit tricky to get hold of yaa baa these days.
    Don´t take him seriously, he is prolly just a bit homesick

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    Well I got to meet quite a few teachers in Ayutthaya, believe it or not some are like normal human beings, obviously there were quite a few ex Tesco shelf packers aswell, but that is what the industry is aimed at.

    It is amazingly cheap there but is lacking in sex industry, we did goto a couple of farang food restaurants and they were ok, although it did suprise me about the amount of farangs working illegally there without a care in the world, they wouldn't get away with that in Pattaya.

    We found this place where you could buy fish and eels, so you buy these fish and then release them into the wild to get good Karma from Budha, all sounds well and good don't it, but what about these cnuts that catch the fish and then put them into tiny little bags and sell them to you so you can release them? Are they all destined to come back as a cockroach or are they just taking advantage over naieve Budhists, all seems pretty stoopid to me.

    The bars there stay open as long as you are drinking, well as long as the police don't turn up anyway and the drinks are real cheap, last night was spent talking about masturbation, funny subjects these teachers like to talk about really, just couldn't imagine that subject coming up in a bar in Pattaya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    last night was spent talking about masturbation, funny subjects these teachers like to talk about really, just couldn't imagine that subject coming up in a bar in Pattaya
    But of course, they took the opportunity when there was an expert in town

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    The strangest thing was drinking all night and worring about having to go to the ATM, then remembering that beer here is 40b a pop instead of 90+

    Nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom
    But of course, they took the opportunity when there was an expert in town
    hmmmm, aint you banned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post

    bumbag
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    due to my dress sense,

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    Look you hairy Aussie, Thai gals don't like hairy men, they find it disgusting and horrific, they compare having sex with a hairy Aussie as having sex with a monkey, you hairy Aussies should feel honored that these young ladies would lower their standards so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Look you hairy Aussie, Thai gals love hairy men, they find it exciting and thrilling, they compare having sex with a hairy Aussie as having sex with a super-sexed king kong, these young ladies should feel honored whenever they get the chance to shag one of us instead of a bumbag wearing builder
    couldnt agree with you more mate.

    but do u leave your bumbag on when u shag them ?

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    ^ Right thats him banned aswell... go away for a couple of days and the inmates go wild

    PS Bumbags are cool...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post

    PS Bumbags are cool...

    i think this should be the subject of a poll.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Look you hairy Aussie, Thai gals love hairy men, they find it exciting and thrilling, they compare having sex with a hairy Aussie as having sex with a super-sexed king kong, these young ladies should feel honored whenever they get the chance to shag one of us instead of a bumbag wearing builder
    couldnt agree with you more mate.

    but do u leave your bumbag on when u shag them ?



    All I get from my wife is comments about how sexy hair is....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    The police here keep touching my arse,
    Enjoy it DD or wot?

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    I love my bumbag

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    Quote Originally Posted by cantona View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    The police here keep touching my arse,
    I wish they would do that to me, I love those uniforms
    I believe we have rules about misquoting people cantano....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DD
    I believe we have rules about misquoting people cantano. By the way, i'm gay and proud.

    Is that right?

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    ROTFLOL !

    Quote Originally Posted by bumbag-lovingDog
    ... go away from pattaya and cheap available sex for a couple of days and the you go wild and begin to think Bumbags are cool...
    did u notice that MrsQ agreed with u!?
    Last edited by kingwilly; 11-09-2006 at 09:39 PM.

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