How comes Hindus get more virgins to shag then? is it cos they aint so good at it and need the practise? why the fok aint Christianty based round shagging loads of Virgins? it would be a lot more popular if it was.
How comes Hindus get more virgins to shag then? is it cos they aint so good at it and need the practise? why the fok aint Christianty based round shagging loads of Virgins? it would be a lot more popular if it was.
It's all promises for the future, isn't it?
And you got to behave yourself before you get there, killing people and such like.
Not for me, thanks.
And since Macha is on a Jihad, I won't come to the meeting unless Eliminator and Early turn up to deal with Islamist terrorists in the appropriate manner.
Oh, hang on, that would be Bangkok and adjoining provinces nuked into oblivion! Think I'll stay in Nan.
I'm now of a mind that I might be able to show up.
Will Mr. Blanco be in attendance?
SK is going to sail his gunboat up the Chaopraya, so I think we'll be safe.
Hmmm... on seconds thoughts, those Seppos aren't very sharp when it comes to hitting the right target, are they? Maybe I should retract Sailor Boy's invite?
hmmmm, friendly casualties and all that, best to keep the seppo war mongers away from bkk I reckon....
At the moment, I think it will be upstairs at The Old Dutch on the 28th of October.
* Smoking is allowed (I think).
* They do a reasonable wide range of food.
* They do proper beer.
* Easy to get to.
* DD won't have far to go to get a friend for the night.
* It's about 10m away from my place.
Any objections?
Check this bit out more thoroughlyOriginally Posted by Marmite the Dog
I will, but I'm sure William was smoking up there during the WC.Originally Posted by dirtydog
Oh Shit, this means I've got bring my own real beer, don't it?Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
I shall be drinking Guinness.Originally Posted by friscofrankie
Originally Posted by Macha
72 raisins actually, not virgins. I bet there are some pissed of matyrs up there......
https://teakdoor.com/issues/5499-virg...tml#post142596
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That will make it worth the trip.Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Doesn't really matter where it is, we'll be there!!!
And who might you be?Originally Posted by piratescove
that might have something to do with William smoking pretty much anywhere he wants and not giving a fuck what anyone saysOriginally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Newb from the Chiangmai contingent. Seems like good people. He' a merikan, gotta be cool.Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
A bar and restaurant owner in Chiang MaiOriginally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Oh shit, it's not that teaching yank twat that I wanted to punch in the nose last week is it Frankie?Newb from the Chiangmai contingent. Seems like good people. He' a merikan, gotta be cool.
Not if he's anything like the one that frankie introduced me to.
Though in fairness i think he had kind of forced his way onto the table.
Wasn't long before he was forced off.
Yeah. Like we need a hole in the head....Originally Posted by aging one
Hmmmm, I suppose seperating this thread and then moving it to the newbies section and then deleting it would probably be a good idea
Frankie I don't believe has met him yet, if he has it has only been in the last few hours.....Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
What date is it by the way???
I know it's in October but I wanna know the date cos I might have my final exams.
I'm only doing this 'cause DD is going to delete this crappy thread anyhowOriginally Posted by Marmite the Dog
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