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colourful-era · 05-12-2005, 08:53 PM

Well I'm in Phnom Penh at the moment for a visa run / holiday - good to get out of Bangkok to an even more fucked up place.

did the tourist thing of firing an M -16 today - cool as fuck - I was quite glad though when the bullets ran out (25) as it was a bit of a mean fucker.

That was fun , did it on the way to the killing fields site - sinister stuff.

anyway , my romp with a nice Cambodian girl wasn't so much fun .

found a parlour and went upstairs with a nice cutie thinking 'this is more like it ' - but once I was naked she moved aside for some toothless blind guy who was the real massuer. Well I just had to politely decline really - what a fucking joke - why have 2 sexy Cambodian girls pulling the punters in ?

oh well , I guess Bangkok's better for that sort of nonsense.

I am getting bitten to fuck in this open air cyber cafe by a lake so I'm off.

aging one · 06-12-2005, 08:15 PM

I am holding on to the arms of my chair, falling out from laughing. The whole post was wonderful. Made my evening.

colourful-era · 08-12-2005, 10:54 AM

thanks, glad someone liked it - back to the civilisation of Bangkok now - crossing from Poipet to Thailand was not much fun it has to be said.

I did find a decent massage in the end - not a naughty one but a more traditional Khmer massage where the girl kind of stands on you etc...

I think maybe Vietnam for my next visa run though I've heard it's not so great there?

dirtydog · 08-12-2005, 12:02 PM

ce, I cant pm as I am having to use a proxy server.

dirtydog · 08-12-2005, 12:03 PM

but try soi diana inn, all around that area are the cheaper hotels.

colourful-era · 08-12-2005, 12:09 PM

ok, thanks dog

Marmite the Dog · 08-12-2005, 01:54 PM

Try one of those cheap flights to Hanoi, CE. I've heard Hanoi is much nicer than Saigon. That being said, the western food is better there than in Bangkok.

njdesi · 09-12-2005, 09:39 AM

Thanks for the post ce. Never sampled the nightlife in Cambodia. If you do get more involved, make sure to be protected. Ignoring the inflated NGO figures, assume a 25% HIV infection rate in the nightlife industry.

colourful-era · 09-12-2005, 02:35 PM

no worries about that as I didn't bother with any whores there - it all just seemed a bit too grim for that , just spent my cash on 30 seconds 'power thrill' with a machine gun - anywhere in Bangkok you can do that?

dirtydog · 09-12-2005, 02:58 PM

I was in some Cambodian border town a while back, it had wooden shacks that my staff would refuse to live in, the one with the gals in was about 8 foot by 8 foot, they tried to entice me into there, but it was as ce says just a bit too grim.

Torbek · 11-12-2005, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colourful-era

I think maybe Vietnam for my next visa run though I've heard it's not so great there?

Trouble is you need a visa to go to Vietnam...THB 2,000 or 3,000 - can't remember...and takes four days to get it, so it is not the most practical place for a visa run!

colourful-era · 11-12-2005, 12:11 PM

is it true that they're fairly sour in Saigon - unfriendly I mean -?

or is this just a myth -

any good for doing Tefl there?

Fabian · 13-12-2005, 07:22 PM

Too grim for dirtydog? Now that must be really horrible!

colourful-era · 13-12-2005, 11:37 PM

too grim for me as well and I like a bit of rough skank! (although they need to be attractive obviously)

dirtydog · 14-12-2005, 12:22 AM

actually i was refering to the place where they wanted to sexually abuse me, the gals were nice

colourful-era · 14-12-2005, 06:35 PM

so was I - I mean the girls look nice enough -

Professorfart · 29-12-2005, 10:48 PM

I wouldn't bother with Saigon for a Visa Run either. Funny bunch the Vietnamese. Its a nice enough city for a three or four day biff around in but any more than that and I'd be going a little bananas.

sityparamount · 06-10-2007, 12:55 AM

I did the AK47,all good fun.

Begbie · 06-10-2007, 08:43 AM

Heard this story from two guys who did the firing range thing in Beijing some time ago.

They fired off the AK47 and got a bit bored so they moved on to an RPG. The target was a small hut. On being fired the RPG bounced off the roof of the hut and shot across the back wall of the range. It landed in a house over the road, which caught fire. There followed a very quick exit from the firing range

kingwilly · 06-10-2007, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sityparamount

I did the AK47,all good fun.

if yer gonna bump a thread that is two years old at least add a little more than one line to it!

05-12-2005, 08:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 07:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,629	Fun with an M-16 but not with the masseur Well I'm in Phnom Penh at the moment for a visa run / holiday - good to get out of Bangkok to an even more fucked up place. did the tourist thing of firing an M -16 today - cool as fuck - I was quite glad though when the bullets ran out (25) as it was a bit of a mean fucker. That was fun , did it on the way to the killing fields site - sinister stuff. anyway , my romp with a nice Cambodian girl wasn't so much fun . found a parlour and went upstairs with a nice cutie thinking 'this is more like it ' - but once I was naked she moved aside for some toothless blind guy who was the real massuer. Well I just had to politely decline really - what a fucking joke - why have 2 sexy Cambodian girls pulling the punters in ? oh well , I guess Bangkok's better for that sort of nonsense. I am getting bitten to fuck in this open air cyber cafe by a lake so I'm off.

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06-12-2005, 08:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
aging one Elite Member Last Online: Today 10:27 AM Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,878	I am holding on to the arms of my chair, falling out from laughing. The whole post was wonderful. Made my evening.

08-12-2005, 10:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 07:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,629	thanks, glad someone liked it - back to the civilisation of Bangkok now - crossing from Poipet to Thailand was not much fun it has to be said. I did find a decent massage in the end - not a naughty one but a more traditional Khmer massage where the girl kind of stands on you etc... I think maybe Vietnam for my next visa run though I've heard it's not so great there?

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dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 04:03 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 33,943	ce, I cant pm as I am having to use a proxy server.

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dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 04:03 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 33,943	but try soi diana inn, all around that area are the cheaper hotels.

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colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 07:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,629	ok, thanks dog

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Marmite the Dog Too drunk to fuck Last Online: Today 03:42 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Fuckwitistan Posts: 25,659	Try one of those cheap flights to Hanoi, CE. I've heard Hanoi is much nicer than Saigon. That being said, the western food is better there than in Bangkok.

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njdesi Trang Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 646	Thanks for the post ce. Never sampled the nightlife in Cambodia. If you do get more involved, make sure to be protected. Ignoring the inflated NGO figures, assume a 25% HIV infection rate in the nightlife industry.

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colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 07:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,629	no worries about that as I didn't bother with any whores there - it all just seemed a bit too grim for that , just spent my cash on 30 seconds 'power thrill' with a machine gun - anywhere in Bangkok you can do that?

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colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 07:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,629	is it true that they're fairly sour in Saigon - unfriendly I mean -? or is this just a myth - any good for doing Tefl there?

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Fabian Elite Member Last Online: Yesterday 09:40 PM Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hamburg, cold dark Germany Posts: 3,844	Too grim for dirtydog? Now that must be really horrible!

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colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 07:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,629	too grim for me as well and I like a bit of rough skank! (although they need to be attractive obviously)

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dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 04:03 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 33,943	actually i was refering to the place where they wanted to sexually abuse me, the gals were nice

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colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 07:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,629	so was I - I mean the girls look nice enough -

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Professorfart Ban Chang Last Online: 16-10-2007 02:30 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 199	I wouldn't bother with Saigon for a Visa Run either. Funny bunch the Vietnamese. Its a nice enough city for a three or four day biff around in but any more than that and I'd be going a little bananas.

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sityparamount Angthong Last Online: 26-10-2008 09:02 PM Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 42	I did the AK47,all good fun.

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Begbie Senior Member Last Online: Yesterday 11:01 PM Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lagrangian Point Posts: 5,520	Heard this story from two guys who did the firing range thing in Beijing some time ago. They fired off the AK47 and got a bit bored so they moved on to an RPG. The target was a small hut. On being fired the RPG bounced off the roof of the hut and shot across the back wall of the range. It landed in a house over the road, which caught fire. There followed a very quick exit from the firing range

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