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    Fun with an M-16 but not with the masseur

    Well I'm in Phnom Penh at the moment for a visa run / holiday - good to get out of Bangkok to an even more fucked up place.

    did the tourist thing of firing an M -16 today - cool as fuck - I was quite glad though when the bullets ran out (25) as it was a bit of a mean fucker.

    That was fun , did it on the way to the killing fields site - sinister stuff.

    anyway , my romp with a nice Cambodian girl wasn't so much fun .

    found a parlour and went upstairs with a nice cutie thinking 'this is more like it ' - but once I was naked she moved aside for some toothless blind guy who was the real massuer. Well I just had to politely decline really - what a fucking joke - why have 2 sexy Cambodian girls pulling the punters in ?

    oh well , I guess Bangkok's better for that sort of nonsense.

    I am getting bitten to fuck in this open air cyber cafe by a lake so I'm off.


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    I am holding on to the arms of my chair, falling out from laughing. The whole post was wonderful. Made my evening.

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    thanks, glad someone liked it - back to the civilisation of Bangkok now - crossing from Poipet to Thailand was not much fun it has to be said.

    I did find a decent massage in the end - not a naughty one but a more traditional Khmer massage where the girl kind of stands on you etc...

    I think maybe Vietnam for my next visa run though I've heard it's not so great there?

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    ce, I cant pm as I am having to use a proxy server.

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    but try soi diana inn, all around that area are the cheaper hotels.

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    ok, thanks dog

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    Try one of those cheap flights to Hanoi, CE. I've heard Hanoi is much nicer than Saigon. That being said, the western food is better there than in Bangkok.

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    Thanks for the post ce. Never sampled the nightlife in Cambodia. If you do get more involved, make sure to be protected. Ignoring the inflated NGO figures, assume a 25% HIV infection rate in the nightlife industry.

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    no worries about that as I didn't bother with any whores there - it all just seemed a bit too grim for that , just spent my cash on 30 seconds 'power thrill' with a machine gun - anywhere in Bangkok you can do that?

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    I was in some Cambodian border town a while back, it had wooden shacks that my staff would refuse to live in, the one with the gals in was about 8 foot by 8 foot, they tried to entice me into there, but it was as ce says just a bit too grim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colourful-era
    I think maybe Vietnam for my next visa run though I've heard it's not so great there?
    Trouble is you need a visa to go to Vietnam...THB 2,000 or 3,000 - can't remember...and takes four days to get it, so it is not the most practical place for a visa run!

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    is it true that they're fairly sour in Saigon - unfriendly I mean -?

    or is this just a myth -

    any good for doing Tefl there?

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    Too grim for dirtydog? Now that must be really horrible!

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    too grim for me as well and I like a bit of rough skank! (although they need to be attractive obviously)

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    actually i was refering to the place where they wanted to sexually abuse me, the gals were nice

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    so was I - I mean the girls look nice enough -

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    I wouldn't bother with Saigon for a Visa Run either. Funny bunch the Vietnamese. Its a nice enough city for a three or four day biff around in but any more than that and I'd be going a little bananas.

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    I did the AK47,all good fun.

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    Heard this story from two guys who did the firing range thing in Beijing some time ago.

    They fired off the AK47 and got a bit bored so they moved on to an RPG. The target was a small hut. On being fired the RPG bounced off the roof of the hut and shot across the back wall of the range. It landed in a house over the road, which caught fire. There followed a very quick exit from the firing range

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    Quote Originally Posted by sityparamount View Post
    I did the AK47,all good fun.

    if yer gonna bump a thread that is two years old at least add a little more than one line to it!

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    KW have you no manners ? We can't have newbies like yourself slagging off more important posters.

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    ^ oops, my bad!

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    Small Penis big attitude.

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    2 years old already this thread! -

    doesn't seem it - never made it to Vietnam in the end but am planning on going there either next month or December - much more likely this time round.

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    careful ce, Hanoi is cold in the winter!!

    mind you, it is more interesting than HCMin

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