Bangkok tourist

[zorin]

http://www.philipwilliams.freeservers.com/tourist.html

[dirtydog]

Thats pretty funny. I liked this one though

Bill and Eadie from Rotherham.
"We generally like the hotel concierge to organize everything for us. Yesterday, we did the floating market, the snake farm, the crocodile farm, and a traditional silk weaving village. Then we relaxed in the afternoon. Tomorrow we're going to see the River Kwai bridge and then stop off to see a diamond cutting factory on the way back. We get a good exchange rate for our travelers cheques but some things are a bit pricey like 500 baht for a bunch of bananas at the elephant show. Apparently, they're out of season so the driver told us.
We can't get over the way that people eat on the street, but the tour guide has told us we must eat at the hotel or risk dying of a terrible tropical disease.

[zorin]

Someone should have told 'Trevor and Pat from Peckham' about Pattaya.