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    Why is Nana Hotel bar populated by old hags?

    I recently made a rare trip up to Bangkok, residing at the Nana Hotel due to it's close proximity to The Siam Society, Chulalongkorn University and other seats of learning and culture.

    When checking in, I was pleased to receive a free drinks voucher, to be used in the hotel bar. This would mean that I could save at least 70 baht on purchasing a drink, and so I visited the bar to claim my free beverage.

    Imagine my horror when I was accosted by a woman, (I cannot call her lady), who appeared to be older than my mother and who offered to 'massage my banana'.

    She claimed to be bahtless, and unable to afford to buy a snack, yet refused my generous offer for her to munch on my salted nuts.

    Can the hotel management not do something about these scary women? I was seeking intelligent company in that bar, but ended up with a pensioner who only wanted to discuss fruity topics. I suppose her only saving grace was that she was born a woman, unlike many of the other 'women' in the vicinity.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    Why is Nana Hotel bar populated by old hags?
    A quick glance at the males inhabiting the lobby explains the main reason.

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    I cannot remember it being any other way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    Why is Nana Hotel bar populated by old hags?
    A quick glance at the males inhabiting the lobby explains the main reason.
    whats it like in that place then? wherabouts is it?

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    never been!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter View Post
    never been!!!
    Don't go there unless you have lost faith in xhamster and Kleenex, in which case go.....and have your faith restored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Imagine my horror when I was accosted by a woman, who offered to 'massage my banana'..............
    .....yet refused my generous offer for her to munch on my salted nuts.


    you dirty pervert, you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I recently made a rare trip up to Bangkok, residing at the Nana Hotel due to it's close proximity to The Siam Society, Chulalongkorn University and other seats of learning and culture.

    When checking in, I was pleased to receive a free drinks voucher, to be used in the hotel bar. This would mean that I could save at least 70 baht on purchasing a drink, and so I visited the bar to claim my free beverage.

    Imagine my horror when I was accosted by a woman, (I cannot call her lady), who appeared to be older than my mother and who offered to 'massage my banana'.

    She claimed to be bahtless, and unable to afford to buy a snack, yet refused my generous offer for her to munch on my salted nuts.

    Can the hotel management not do something about these scary women? I was seeking intelligent company in that bar, but ended up with a pensioner who only wanted to discuss fruity topics. I suppose her only saving grace was that she was born a woman, unlike many of the other 'women' in the vicinity.....

    Simon
    Was she a 3 holer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I recently made a rare trip up to Bangkok, residing at the Nana Hotel due to it's close proximity to The Siam Society, Chulalongkorn University and other seats of learning and culture.

    When checking in, I was pleased to receive a free drinks voucher, to be used in the hotel bar. This would mean that I could save at least 70 baht on purchasing a drink, and so I visited the bar to claim my free beverage.

    Imagine my horror when I was accosted by a woman, (I cannot call her lady), who appeared to be older than my mother and who offered to 'massage my banana'.

    She claimed to be bahtless, and unable to afford to buy a snack, yet refused my generous offer for her to munch on my salted nuts.

    Can the hotel management not do something about these scary women? I was seeking intelligent company in that bar, but ended up with a pensioner who only wanted to discuss fruity topics. I suppose her only saving grace was that she was born a woman, unlike many of the other 'women' in the vicinity.....

    Simon
    Was she a 3 holer?
    A three hole hag !!! it doesn't bare thinking about mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post

    When checking in, I was pleased to receive a free drinks voucher, to be used in the hotel bar. This would mean that I could save at least 70 baht on purchasing a drink, and so I visited the bar to claim my free beverage.

    Imagine my horror when I was accosted by a woman, (I cannot call her lady), who appeared to be older than my mother and who offered to 'massage my banana'.

    She claimed to be bahtless, and unable to afford to buy a snack, yet refused my generous offer for her to munch on my salted nuts.

    Can the hotel management not do something about these scary women? I was seeking intelligent company in that bar, but ended up with a pensioner who only wanted to discuss fruity topics. I suppose her only saving grace was that she was born a woman, unlike many of the other 'women' in the vicinity.....

    Simon

    How do you know she was a real woman ? Why were you scared ? How old is your mother ? Why did you have a banana with you ? I always have my free drink immediately as I do not like coupons. Is it possible that she refused your offer of nuts because she had very few teeth ? Can you remember her name ? If so, please provide it and I will seekk her out and give her a banana pancake when I go there on November 18.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    refused my generous offer for her to munch on my salted nuts.

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    I was seeking intelligent company in that bar
    Really? Then the question must surely follow, how intelligent are you?

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    Ask if you can use your precious coupon in the disco, I'm sure it would be more to your liking. Lots of real beauties in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    I cannot remember it being any other way.
    Yup, has always been like that, I think the only difference being was that the OP was sober this time and thus noticed.

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    Was she a 3 holer?
    If I am accosted by her again, then I will ask her, but from her age and appearance, I can imagine that 2 of those holes have merged into 1

    Actually, Nana hotel rooms seem to have improved since about 8 years ago when I last stayed. Better decoration and cleanliness all round in that hotel - but still lacking a decent library..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    I can imagine that 2 of those holes have merged into 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Was she a 3 holer?
    If I am accosted by her again, then I will ask her, but from her age and appearance, I can imagine that 2 of those holes have merged into 1.
    I think I've met her, bad teeth, peculiar odour, goes by the name of Shit Cnut?

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    Where is the bar you are talking about?

    Not the one across the road from bigdogs I'm presuming.

    Are you talking about angels disco or is there a bar in the same area?

    I've never stayed in the nana hotel though I know the restaurant can be a freak show at certain hours..

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    Only time I've been in there was to root an old German lad's young Thai wife.


    Didn't get a drink's voucher.

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    here is the nana disco angles,from another website - not sure if its still open though


    can thinkof worse ways to spend xmas

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    Hehe I Know 2 Of Those Birds...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nedwalk
    I Know 2 Of Those Birds...
    In the biblical sense?

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    yep..i begat em

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